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Old May 24th 07, 06:44 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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Okay, since admitting to doping appears to get so much approval here,
I'd like to confess that I took Qvar (http://www.qvar.com) before my
ride today. But I don't do it all the time. It's part of a "program"
that I got from my doctor, and I'll be willing to inform on her if
it'll make you guys admire me more.

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Old May 24th 07, 06:55 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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On May 24, 7:44 pm, wrote:
Okay, since admitting to doping appears to get so much approval here,
I'd like to confess that I took Qvar (http://www.qvar.com) before my
ride today. But I don't do it all the time. It's part of a "program"
that I got from my doctor, and I'll be willing to inform on her if
it'll make you guys admire me more.


Were there tears in your eyes as you wrote that? Does your doctor only
accept cash? If so, I'd be willing to admire you more.

Joseph

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Old May 24th 07, 07:04 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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I used Lidocaine on a saddle sore before a race in the mid-1990s. I
just can't live with this sort of secret anymore. I am sorry to all my
teammates, my wife and family, and most of all to the sport I love.

I am trying to cry now. Someone please hug me. Someone?


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Old May 24th 07, 07:31 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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John Forrest Tomlinson wrote:

I used Lidocaine on a saddle sore before a race in the mid-1990s. I
just can't live with this sort of secret anymore. I am sorry to all my
teammates, my wife and family, and most of all to the sport I love.

I am trying to cry now. Someone please hug me. Someone?


Tugboat would give you a hug if he was still around.
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Old May 24th 07, 07:39 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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Dans le message de
ups.com,
a réfléchi, et
puis a déclaré :
Okay, since admitting to doping appears to get so much approval here,
I'd like to confess that I took Qvar (
http://www.qvar.com) before my
ride today. But I don't do it all the time. It's part of a "program"
that I got from my doctor, and I'll be willing to inform on her if
it'll make you guys admire me more.


I'll call your Qvar with a hit of Ventolin, but the winning hand is DAILY
use of Approvel and Tahor. Life in France and cycling here is a balance
between Coulommiers and statins. Not to mention out of season rides with
warm and sugared red wine. Red is red, blood or otherwise.


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Old May 24th 07, 08:19 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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On May 24, 8:39 pm, "Sandy" wrote:

I'll call your Qvar with a hit of Ventolin, but the winning hand is DAILY
use of Approvel and Tahor.


Hmmm. Obviously, le peloton roule a deux vitesses.

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Old May 24th 07, 08:25 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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On Thu, 24 May 2007 14:04:27 -0400, John Forrest Tomlinson
wrote:

I used Lidocaine on a saddle sore before a race in the mid-1990s. I
just can't live with this sort of secret anymore. I am sorry to all my
teammates, my wife and family, and most of all to the sport I love.

I am trying to cry now. Someone please hug me. Someone?


I take Atenolol, Avilide and some other drug that starts with an A -
all A list stuff for me. They let me climb hills without everyone else
worrying about having to ride across my dead body. OTOH, anyone that
tries to hug me, dies. I carry a Shillelagh for a reason...

Unless Scarlett Johansson is reading this list. OK, maybe Nicole
Kidman. And if Diane Lane were in the area and in a hugging mood, I
wouldn't hit her with the stick.

Curtis L. Russell
OK, maybe Sharon Stone, if its a depressing day
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Old May 24th 07, 08:37 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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in message , John Forrest
Tomlinson ') wrote:

I used Lidocaine on a saddle sore before a race in the mid-1990s. I
just can't live with this sort of secret anymore. I am sorry to all my
teammates, my wife and family, and most of all to the sport I love.


I'm more real man than you. I take Warfarin, which is a performance
degrading drug, to make cycling harder.

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;; better than your average performing pineapple

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Old May 24th 07, 09:36 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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Steven Bornfeld wrote:

The peloton has two mommies?


Dick Cheney's new grandson's name is "Peloton?"

 




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