Ullrich admits all. Accuses Armstrong of drug use.

In an astounding turn of events, Jan "Der Jan" Ullrich
admitted to taking drugs to further his racing career.
~Yes, I took them all: amineptine, mesocarb,
amphetamine, methoxyphenamine, amphetaminil,
methylamphetamine, bambuterol, methylphenidate,
benzphetamine, morazone, carphedon, pemoline, cocaine,
phendimetrazine, dimethylamphetamine, phenmetrazine,
ethylamphetamine, pipradol, fenetylline, pyrovalerone,
fenproporex, reproterol, formoterol, selegiline,
furfenorex, and erithropoetin.

Asked if he thought Lance Armstrong took drugs, Ullrich
replied "Sure he did. I even injected him myself a few
times when nobody else was there to help out. You think
we did this on mineral water? Dumbkopf!"

Brian Lafferty was unavailble for comment, as he was
hospitalized when his fundament detached after a fit
of the giggles.

--
Michael Press

Michael Press wrote:
In an astounding turn of events, Jan "Der Jan" Ullrich
admitted to taking drugs to further his racing career.
~Yes, I took them all: amineptine, mesocarb,
amphetamine, methoxyphenamine, amphetaminil,
methylamphetamine, bambuterol, methylphenidate,
benzphetamine, morazone, carphedon, pemoline, cocaine,
phendimetrazine, dimethylamphetamine, phenmetrazine,
ethylamphetamine, pipradol, fenetylline, pyrovalerone,
fenproporex, reproterol, formoterol, selegiline,
furfenorex, and erithropoetin.

Asked if he thought Lance Armstrong took drugs, Ullrich
replied "Sure he did. I even injected him myself a few
times when nobody else was there to help out. You think
we did this on mineral water? Dumbkopf!"

Brian Lafferty was unavailble for comment, as he was
hospitalized when his fundament detached after a fit
of the giggles.


LMFAO!

Michael Press wrote:
In an astounding turn of events, Jan "Der Jan" Ullrich
admitted to taking drugs to further his racing career.
~Yes, I took them all: amineptine, mesocarb,
amphetamine, methoxyphenamine, amphetaminil,
methylamphetamine, bambuterol, methylphenidate,
benzphetamine, morazone, carphedon, pemoline, cocaine,
phendimetrazine, dimethylamphetamine, phenmetrazine,
ethylamphetamine, pipradol, fenetylline, pyrovalerone,
fenproporex, reproterol, formoterol, selegiline,
furfenorex, and erithropoetin.

Asked if he thought Lance Armstrong took drugs, Ullrich
replied "Sure he did. I even injected him myself a few
times when nobody else was there to help out. You think
we did this on mineral water? Dumbkopf!"

Brian Lafferty was unavailble for comment, as he was
hospitalized when his fundament detached after a fit
of the giggles.

--
Michael Press

If Hijo de Rudico really said that, then why was he holding out on his
consumpiton of bratworstinol and bierophen?

Rleone

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Michael Press wrote:
In an astounding turn of events, Jan "Der Jan" Ullrich
admitted to taking drugs to further his racing career.
~Yes, I took them all: amineptine, mesocarb,
amphetamine, methoxyphenamine, amphetaminil,
methylamphetamine, bambuterol, methylphenidate,
benzphetamine, morazone, carphedon, pemoline, cocaine,
phendimetrazine, dimethylamphetamine, phenmetrazine,
ethylamphetamine, pipradol, fenetylline, pyrovalerone,
fenproporex, reproterol, formoterol, selegiline,
furfenorex, and erithropoetin.

Asked if he thought Lance Armstrong took drugs, Ullrich
replied "Sure he did. I even injected him myself a few
times when nobody else was there to help out. You think
we did this on mineral water? Dumbkopf!"

Brian Lafferty was unavailble for comment, as he was
hospitalized when his fundament detached after a fit
of the giggles.

If Hijo de Rudico really said that, then why was he holding out on his
consumpiton of bratworstinol and bierophen?

Maybe he got tired. Left out
amfepramone, etaphedrine, orciprenaline, amineptine,
etilefrine, pentetrazol, amiphenazole, ethamivan,
phentermine, caffeine, fencamfamine,
phenylpropanolamine, cathine, heptaminol, pipradol,
chlorphentermine, isoprenaline, procaterol,
clobenzorex, mefenorex, prolintane, clorprenaline,
mesocarb, propylhexedrine, cropropamide, metaraminol,
pseudoephedrine, crothetamide, methylephedrine,
strychnine, ephedrine, nikhetamide, salbutamol,
terbutaline, salmeterol, alphaprodine, methadone,
anileridine, morphine, buprenorphine, nalbuphine,
dextromoramide, pentazocine, diactylmorphine,
pethidine, dipipanone, phenazocine, ethoheptazine,
trimeperidine, levorphanol, androstenedione,
19-norandrostenediol, androstenediol,
19-norandrostenedione, bolasterone, methandienone,
boldenone, methyltestosterone, clostebol, nandrolone,
dehydrochlormethyltestosterone, norethandrolone,
dehydroepiandrosterone, oxandrolone,
dihydrotestosterone, , oxymesterone, fluoxymesterone,
oxymetholone, gestrinone, stanozolol, mesterolone,
testosterone, , methenolone, bambuterol, formoterol,
clenbuterol, reproterol, fenoterol, Salbutamol,
zeranol, acetazolamide, hydrochlorothiazide,
bumetanide, mannitol*, chlortalidone, mersalyl,
etacrynic, acid, spironolactone, furosemide,
triamterene, chorionic gonadotrophin,, pituitary and
synthetic gonadotrophins, corticotrophin, growth
Hormone, insulin-like Growth Factor (IGF-1), and insulin.

--
Michael Press

On Sun, 27 May 2007 16:44:42 -0700, Michael Press
wrote:


In an astounding turn of events, Jan "Der Jan" Ullrich
admitted to taking drugs to further his racing career.
~Yes, I took them all: amineptine, mesocarb,
amphetamine, methoxyphenamine, amphetaminil,
methylamphetamine, bambuterol, methylphenidate,
benzphetamine, morazone, carphedon, pemoline, cocaine,
phendimetrazine, dimethylamphetamine, phenmetrazine,
ethylamphetamine, pipradol, fenetylline, pyrovalerone,
fenproporex, reproterol, formoterol, selegiline,
furfenorex, and erithropoetin.

Asked if he thought Lance Armstrong took drugs, Ullrich
replied "Sure he did. I even injected him myself a few
times when nobody else was there to help out. You think
we did this on mineral water? Dumbkopf!"

Brian Lafferty was unavailble for comment, as he was
hospitalized when his fundament detached after a fit
of the giggles.

He was then acquited on the basis that there was no proof that his
career was actually 'furthered'.

Curtis L. Russell
Odenton, MD (USA)
Just someone on two wheels...