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Old July 31st 03, 03:58 PM
Hriv
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Congratulations!
Take a last look, cause you're not going to see this anymo


I feel sorry for you guys that think your sex life ends with marriage.....




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All you girls think about is sex!
I didn't say anything about sex! Its a drawing of a face! two eyes and a
mouth!




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Old July 31st 03, 04:39 PM
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Tied to the hitching post. Hope you still get to ride
after a while.

MTB Ride hard die free.

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Old July 31st 03, 05:06 PM
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"Shaun Rimmer" wrote in message
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Well folks, in a matter of minutes, I'll be outa here. Next time you hear
from me, I'll be a married man, and even more tanned than I usually am.

Have
fun folks, and like I said to CDB earlier - try not to miss me too much
while I'm gone, ok?


Good luck, all the best, hope you get her to the altar before the trip wears
off.

Andy Chequer, bachelor Shaun RIP


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Old July 31st 03, 06:47 PM
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On Thu, 31 Jul 2003 07:42:40 -0700, Penny S.
wrote:

Shaun Rimmer scribbled :
Well folks, in a matter of minutes, I'll be outa here. Next time you
hear from me, I'll be a married man, and even more tanned than I
usually am. Have fun folks, and like I said to CDB earlier - try not
to miss me too much while I'm gone, ok?


Hehehehehwoooooooooooooo-hhhhooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



',;~}~



Shaun aRe - Thanks for all your kind words recently too, folks - you
know who you are, bless y'all!



Best Wishes for a wonderful future, Shaun. Marriage can be a wonderful
thing. We are working on 24 years and somedays I am more in love than I
was
in the beginning.
Penny




Thanks, Penny, for that statement -- it's enlightening in a day when most
marriages are lucky to last a few years.

--
Bob M in CT
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Old July 31st 03, 06:48 PM
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"Penny S." wrote in message
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Josh scribbled :
"Shaun Rimmer" wrote in message
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Well folks, in a matter of minutes, I'll be outa here. Next time you
hear from me, I'll be a married man, and even more tanned than I
usually am. Have fun folks, and like I said to CDB earlier - try not
to miss me too much while I'm gone, ok?


Hehehehehwoooooooooooooo-hhhhooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

',;~}~


Congrats! Enjoy married life. It really is a great arrangement. One
note of advice, though, when your wife tells you she wants to come
off the pill because it makes her feel sick, DON"T LISTEN TO HER!!!
It's a trick!


It's not a trick.. how would you like to pour chemicals in your body day
after day. Next time use a condom or get a vasectromy and quit your

bitchin.

penny


Humor level set a little low today Penny?

And, as matter of fact, I do take my daily dose of chemicals. Just different
ones, I'm rather fond of breathing.

Oh, a condom, duh, why didn't I think of that. Day late and so on. Funny
thing is, I thought I'd be miserable when I found out, but I'm actually
excited. Really excited.

Josh
Looks like I'll need one of these: http://tinyurl.com/in8v Anyone know where
I can get a dealer cost?



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Old July 31st 03, 06:54 PM
Penny S.
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Josh scribbled :
"Penny S." wrote in message
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Josh scribbled :
"Shaun Rimmer" wrote in message
...
Well folks, in a matter of minutes, I'll be outa here. Next time
you hear from me, I'll be a married man, and even more tanned than
I usually am. Have fun folks, and like I said to CDB earlier - try
not to miss me too much while I'm gone, ok?


Hehehehehwoooooooooooooo-hhhhooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

',;~}~

Congrats! Enjoy married life. It really is a great arrangement. One
note of advice, though, when your wife tells you she wants to come
off the pill because it makes her feel sick, DON"T LISTEN TO HER!!!
It's a trick!


It's not a trick.. how would you like to pour chemicals in your body
day after day. Next time use a condom or get a vasectromy and quit
your bitchin.

penny


Humor level set a little low today Penny?


no, i just get tired of men moaning about how someone got pregnant, ( even
if they decide that it's ok) when **for the most part** they let women deal
with the contraceptive issue. I see no humor in it.

Oh, a condom, duh, why didn't I think of that. Day late and so on.
Funny thing is, I thought I'd be miserable when I found out, but I'm
actually excited. Really excited.


good - I"m glad. It's important that kids be wanted. Welcome to adulthood.

Penny






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Old July 31st 03, 07:01 PM
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Shaun Rimmer wrote:
Well folks, in a matter of minutes, I'll be outa here. Next time you hear
from me, I'll be a married man, and even more tanned than I usually am. Have
fun folks, and like I said to CDB earlier - try not to miss me too much
while I'm gone, ok?


Hehehehehwoooooooooooooo-hhhhooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Shaun aRe - Thanks for all your kind words recently too, folks - you know
who you are, bless y'all!



Congratulations, Shaun and Kath. Dan and I have been married 19 years,
together for 23. The best advice I can offer is to treat each other
with the same respect and consideration you would give to your oldest
and dearest friend. Because, with any luck, three or four decades down
the line, that's exactly what you will be to each other.
Of course it's not going to be all wine and roses, but if you can at
least remain civil when you disagree, if you can avoid saying anything
unforgiveable, you're halfway to working it out. I am appalled by
couples who snap and snipe and bicker publicly. All I can think is, "My
god, if they'd carry on like in public, what must they be like at home?"

Kathleen

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Old July 31st 03, 07:49 PM
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Penny S. wrote:

It's not a trick.. how would you like to pour chemicals in your body day
after day.


Ask Shaun.

(I can get away with this now that he's away for 10 days

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Old July 31st 03, 07:50 PM
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"Shaun Rimmer" wrote in message
...
Well folks, in a matter of minutes, I'll be outa here. Next time you hear
from me, I'll be a married man, and even more tanned than I usually am.

Have
fun folks, and like I said to CDB earlier - try not to miss me too much
while I'm gone, ok?


Hehehehehwoooooooooooooo-hhhhooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



',;~}~



Shaun aRe - Thanks for all your kind words recently too, folks - you know
who you are, bless y'all!


Single gals the world over cry and tear out hair

Congrats Shuan! Many Happy Years!!

Lets see .... advice. Never mind that "never go to bed angry stuff".
All that gets you is angry AND sleepy. Sometimes a good nights sleep makes
all your problems disappear.






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Old July 31st 03, 07:52 PM
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Andy Chequer wrote:

Good luck, all the best, hope you get her to the altar before the trip wears
off.


Seconded.

Andy Chequer, bachelor Shaun RIP


Another one lost...

 




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