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  #11  
Old April 20th 19, 06:25 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mr Pounder Esquire
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Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, April 20, 2019 at 9:03:46 AM UTC+1, MrCheerful wrote:
On 19/04/2019 17:26, JNugent wrote:
On 19/04/2019 11:05, wrote:

On Thursday, April 18, 2019 at 11:52:05 PM UTC+1, TMS320 wrote:


On the other hand, there must be an alternative explanation for
the smooth running of this arrangement. Something impossible for
the tiny minds of some to grasp.

On one of our club rides, I used to leave a quid in a tin at a farm
and shove 6 boxed eggs into my rear pocket.

There must be an easier and less messy way to make an omelette.


I think you may find that in this case 'back pocket' is actually a
euphemism for another part of the body.


More proof that everyone here can be glad they are not you.
Cycle jerseys often have a pouch at the back designed to carry food
and drink for those who don't want the extra weight of bottle cages
or luggage. I prefer the luggage option (JVTV flashback) as my
bicycle is a utility vehicle not a tennis racket.


I'm so glad that I'm not you.
Please tell us how long you have been a ******.
And lets face the truth, you are a ******.


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  #12  
Old April 20th 19, 06:27 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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Default Motorists not welcome

On Saturday, April 20, 2019 at 6:25:10 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, April 20, 2019 at 9:03:46 AM UTC+1, MrCheerful wrote:
On 19/04/2019 17:26, JNugent wrote:
On 19/04/2019 11:05, wrote:

On Thursday, April 18, 2019 at 11:52:05 PM UTC+1, TMS320 wrote:


On the other hand, there must be an alternative explanation for
the smooth running of this arrangement. Something impossible for
the tiny minds of some to grasp.

On one of our club rides, I used to leave a quid in a tin at a farm
and shove 6 boxed eggs into my rear pocket.

There must be an easier and less messy way to make an omelette.

I think you may find that in this case 'back pocket' is actually a
euphemism for another part of the body.


More proof that everyone here can be glad they are not you.
Cycle jerseys often have a pouch at the back designed to carry food
and drink for those who don't want the extra weight of bottle cages
or luggage. I prefer the luggage option (JVTV flashback) as my
bicycle is a utility vehicle not a tennis racket.


I'm so glad that I'm not you.


You don't want to be a THINKER?

Please tell us how long you have been a ******.
And lets face the truth, you are a ******.


Define ******.


  #13  
Old April 20th 19, 06:54 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Saturday, April 20, 2019 at 5:47:45 PM UTC+1, Simon Jester wrote:

Cycle jerseys often have a pouch at the back designed to carry food and drink for those who don't want the extra weight of bottle cages or luggage.
I prefer the luggage option (JVTV flashback) as my bicycle is a utility vehicle not a tennis racket.


Mine have 3 pockets and when I used to cycle to work, the left had my 160GB i-pod in it, the right my wallet and the middle held a baguette for lunch.
  #14  
Old April 20th 19, 08:18 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
JNugent[_11_]
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On 20/04/2019 18:27, Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, April 20, 2019 at 6:25:10 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, April 20, 2019 at 9:03:46 AM UTC+1, MrCheerful wrote:
On 19/04/2019 17:26, JNugent wrote:
On 19/04/2019 11:05, wrote:

On Thursday, April 18, 2019 at 11:52:05 PM UTC+1, TMS320 wrote:


On the other hand, there must be an alternative explanation for
the smooth running of this arrangement. Something impossible for
the tiny minds of some to grasp.

On one of our club rides, I used to leave a quid in a tin at a farm
and shove 6 boxed eggs into my rear pocket.

There must be an easier and less messy way to make an omelette.

I think you may find that in this case 'back pocket' is actually a
euphemism for another part of the body.

More proof that everyone here can be glad they are not you.
Cycle jerseys often have a pouch at the back designed to carry food
and drink for those who don't want the extra weight of bottle cages
or luggage. I prefer the luggage option (JVTV flashback) as my
bicycle is a utility vehicle not a tennis racket.


I'm so glad that I'm not you.


You don't want to be a THINKER?


A thinker, not a "thought-leader"? :-)

Remember when some cyclist or other was so described here, some years ago?

No, none of us know what it is supposed to mean.

Please tell us how long you have been a ******.
And lets face the truth, you are a ******.


Define ******.



  #15  
Old April 21st 19, 02:51 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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Default Motorists not welcome

On Saturday, April 20, 2019 at 8:18:55 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote:
On 20/04/2019 18:27, Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, April 20, 2019 at 6:25:10 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, April 20, 2019 at 9:03:46 AM UTC+1, MrCheerful wrote:
On 19/04/2019 17:26, JNugent wrote:
On 19/04/2019 11:05, wrote:

On Thursday, April 18, 2019 at 11:52:05 PM UTC+1, TMS320 wrote:


On the other hand, there must be an alternative explanation for
the smooth running of this arrangement. Something impossible for
the tiny minds of some to grasp.

On one of our club rides, I used to leave a quid in a tin at a farm
and shove 6 boxed eggs into my rear pocket.

There must be an easier and less messy way to make an omelette.

I think you may find that in this case 'back pocket' is actually a
euphemism for another part of the body.

More proof that everyone here can be glad they are not you.
Cycle jerseys often have a pouch at the back designed to carry food
and drink for those who don't want the extra weight of bottle cages
or luggage. I prefer the luggage option (JVTV flashback) as my
bicycle is a utility vehicle not a tennis racket.

I'm so glad that I'm not you.


You don't want to be a THINKER?


A thinker, not a "thought-leader"? :-)

Remember when some cyclist or other was so described here, some years ago?

No, none of us know what it is supposed to mean.

Please tell us how long you have been a ******.
And lets face the truth, you are a ******.


Define ******.



Two Healthy Incomes No Kids Early Retirement

  #16  
Old April 21st 19, 11:36 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Sunday, April 21, 2019 at 2:51:48 AM UTC+1, Simon Jester wrote:

Two Healthy Incomes No Kids Early Retirement


I have 3 healthy incomes and retired at age 54.
  #17  
Old April 21st 19, 03:21 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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Default Motorists not welcome

On Saturday, April 20, 2019 at 6:54:09 PM UTC+1, wrote:
On Saturday, April 20, 2019 at 5:47:45 PM UTC+1, Simon Jester wrote:

Cycle jerseys often have a pouch at the back designed to carry food and drink for those who don't want the extra weight of bottle cages or luggage.
I prefer the luggage option (JVTV flashback) as my bicycle is a utility vehicle not a tennis racket.


Mine have 3 pockets and when I used to cycle to work, the left had my 160GB i-pod in it, the right my wallet and the middle held a baguette for lunch.


I ride a Dawes Karakum which is comfortable but heavy. Hub dynamo, magura rim brakes and a rear rack.
I use a right pannier with puncture kit, tube, tool kit. Commuting adds wallet, phone, ID card and clothing.
Sometimes I have been tempted to add a copy of the Highway Code to show to motorists who insist cyclists are required by law to use cycle paths but ASL's are optional for bus and taxi drivers.
  #18  
Old April 21st 19, 05:05 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
JNugent[_11_]
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On 21/04/2019 02:51, Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, April 20, 2019 at 8:18:55 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote:
On 20/04/2019 18:27, Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, April 20, 2019 at 6:25:10 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, April 20, 2019 at 9:03:46 AM UTC+1, MrCheerful wrote:
On 19/04/2019 17:26, JNugent wrote:
On 19/04/2019 11:05, wrote:

On Thursday, April 18, 2019 at 11:52:05 PM UTC+1, TMS320 wrote:


On the other hand, there must be an alternative explanation for
the smooth running of this arrangement. Something impossible for
the tiny minds of some to grasp.

On one of our club rides, I used to leave a quid in a tin at a farm
and shove 6 boxed eggs into my rear pocket.

There must be an easier and less messy way to make an omelette.

I think you may find that in this case 'back pocket' is actually a
euphemism for another part of the body.

More proof that everyone here can be glad they are not you.
Cycle jerseys often have a pouch at the back designed to carry food
and drink for those who don't want the extra weight of bottle cages
or luggage. I prefer the luggage option (JVTV flashback) as my
bicycle is a utility vehicle not a tennis racket.

I'm so glad that I'm not you.

You don't want to be a THINKER?


A thinker, not a "thought-leader"? :-)

Remember when some cyclist or other was so described here, some years ago?

No, none of us know what it is supposed to mean.

Please tell us how long you have been a ******.
And lets face the truth, you are a ******.

Define ******.



Two Healthy Incomes No Kids Early Retirement


That is not a reply to anything I wrote.
 




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