"I wasn't passing gas. That was air."

From: "John Forrest Tomlinson":

I think it involves an anal thermometer that wired to something that
stores the info. I saw something similar once.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
They're usually called rectal thermometers. You probably could use a meat
probe from a kitchen stove oven. Does anyone know of a cyclometer that has
has a thermometer input?.

"Leo Lichtman" wrote in message
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They're usually called rectal thermometers.
You probably could use a meat probe from a kitchen stove oven.

IIRC those are spiky nail shaped to pierce meat.

Doesn't sound comfortable or safe... ;-)