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Old May 6th 11, 02:15 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Zenon
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Default Lance Out of 2011 Giro d'Italia

Lance, the one nut dickhead, will not be in the Giro d'Italia this
year because:

1) He only has one nut
2) He's too ****ing old
3) They don't allow injections
4) He'll be home counting his money
5) He'll be flying around in his jet
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Old May 6th 11, 07:32 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Mike Jacoubowsky
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Default Lance Out of 2011 Giro d'Italia

"Zenon" wrote in message
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Lance, the one nut dickhead, will not be in the Giro d'Italia this
year because:

1) He only has one nut
2) He's too ****ing old
3) They don't allow injections
4) He'll be home counting his money
5) He'll be flying around in his jet


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Old May 6th 11, 12:28 PM
M.Donald M.Donald is offline
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who cares what the reasons are, who cares about the Giro d`'Italia anyway?
I am sick and tired of all the participants injecting themselves steroids and other doping-stuff. I quit watching cycling events some years ago and will probably never return...I'd rather play some flash games online instead of wasting my time with such cheating.

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Old May 6th 11, 12:49 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
BL
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Default Lance Out of 2011 Giro d'Italia

On 5/5/2011 9:15 PM, Zenon wrote:
Lance, the one nut dickhead, will not be in the Giro d'Italia this
year because:

1) He only has one nut
2) He's too ****ing old
3) They don't allow injections
4) He'll be home counting his money
5) He'll be flying around in his jet


Correction. He'll be flying around in the foundation's jet.
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Old May 6th 11, 04:04 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
RicodJour
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Default Lance Out of 2011 Giro d'Italia

On May 6, 7:28*am, M.Donald wrote:

who cares what the reasons are, who cares about the Giro d`'Italia
anyway?
I am sick and tired of all the participants injecting themselves
steroids and other doping-stuff. I quit watching cycling events some
years ago and will probably never return...I'd rather play 'some flash
games online' (http://www.gameduell.com/) instead of wasting my time
with such cheating.


I think all right thinking people are sick and tired of being told
that all right thinking people are sick and tired...

Twit.

R
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Old May 9th 11, 11:00 AM
M.Donald M.Donald is offline
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On May 6, 7:28*am, M.Donald wrote:[color=blue][i]



I think all right thinking people are sick and tired of being told
that all right thinking people are sick and tired...

Twit.

R
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