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'Real' Clown noses?
Well, now I did it. I didn't like my old clown costume, so I picked up a new one. Picturing playing around in the driveway this hallowe'en, tossing out candy. Well, then it dawned on me...since I wore the suit last, I have learned to juggle. Now I think that I 'may as well' have an emergency clown suit. All the haloween clown noses are uncomfotable and fall off. What to real clowns use? Where do you get them? Thanks -- Sofa - No Transit Like London Transit! 'why doesnt kris holm ride street?' - Unibrow 'isn't that like asking why tiger woods doesn't play putt-putt?' - GILD 'hey! i finally made it into someone's sig line! '- GILD ' ' -Spyder (he doesn't say much, but I felt he should make it into the sig line as well) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sofa's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/706 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/28503 |
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What I use (or used, when I last used it) was a sponge ball with a slit cut in it. You can get sponge balls at magic shops. But then again, you can usually get clown noses at magic shops. So I can't help you. -- James_Potter - Rubiks Cube CHAMPION (almost) -Give a man a match and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for life.- ------------------------------------------------------------------------ James_Potter's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/3807 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/28503 |
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Try 'McCulloch's' (www.mccullochs.on.ca) on Dundas, west of Highbury. 659-3787 -- spyder - Go Leafs Go! I'm in Sofa's sig line now! "What's a sig line?"- spyder ------------------------------------------------------------------------ spyder's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/4190 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/28503 |
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Thanks, spyder, that sounds like a perfect place. Too bad you're such an oxymoron -- Sofa - No Transit Like London Transit! 'why doesnt kris holm ride street?' - Unibrow 'isn't that like asking why tiger woods doesn't play putt-putt?' - GILD 'hey! i finally made it into someone's sig line! '- GILD ' ' -Spyder (he doesn't say much, but I felt he should make it into the sig line as well) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sofa's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/706 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/28503 |
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Hey, you said ITEMNO530 was only half right. What's an "OXY"? -- spyder - Go Leafs Go! I'm in Sofa's sig line now! "What's a sig line?"- spyder ------------------------------------------------------------------------ spyder's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/4190 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/28503 |
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Sofa wrote: * Too bad you're such an oxymoron * Me or Spyder? And I thought we had already discussed that Billy Mays was the oxymoron. -- James_Potter - Rubiks Cube CHAMPION (almost) -Give a man a match and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for life.- ------------------------------------------------------------------------ James_Potter's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/3807 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/28503 |
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Sofa's referring to me. I think. -- spyder - Go Leafs Go! I'm in Sofa's sig line now! "What's a sig line?"- spyder ------------------------------------------------------------------------ spyder's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/4190 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/28503 |
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James_Potter wrote: * Me or Spyder? * Not you. What about Billy-Dee Williams? -- Sofa - No Transit Like London Transit! 'why doesnt kris holm ride street?' - Unibrow 'isn't that like asking why tiger woods doesn't play putt-putt?' - GILD 'hey! i finally made it into someone's sig line! '- GILD ' ' -Spyder (he doesn't say much, but I felt he should make it into the sig line as well) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sofa's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/706 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/28503 |
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Hi Sofa, When I play a clown, I use a Blinking Red Nose. It is really a "Rudolph the Red Nose Raindeer" nose, but I use it for my clown nose. Works really well. It is sort of heavy, but you rarely notice it while riding. However, the crowd, especially in a night-time parade, can really see your glowing nose. My Rudolph nose is held on by a very thin bunge cord that goes over the ears, and around the back of your head. --chirokid-- -- chirokid "That wascally wabbit wan off with a wobble of one wheelers" E. Fud Original prose by UniBrier ------------------------------------------------------------------------ chirokid's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/4140 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/28503 |
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Of course, clowns and unicycles are two entirely unrelated phenomena, and should remain so. However, 'proper' clowns don't wear 'clamp on' or 'stick on' plastic or foam noses. They mould a nose on with a 'clay' or 'putty' like substance. It is possible to buy a special 'clay' from a theatrical supplier. However, a good substitute is lard, mixed with red cayenne pepper for the colourant. This is the traditional solution used by real clowns, but it can cause problems for the amateur who does not have the advantage of circus inbreeding. A clown from one of the traditional circus families is likely to have up to 47% fewer capillaries in the proboscal epidermis. So for an amateur, the combination of covering the pores on the nose, and applying cayenne pepper, can result in the nose over heating. Not only is this uncomfortable, but the heat generated can be sufficient to melt the lard, causing it to distort and slip own towards the chin. This is the historical origin of the rather strange shape of Mr. Punch's face in Punch & Judy shows. Traditionally, clowns were able to cope with this, partly by the reduced capillary density mentioned above, and partly by only performing in big cold draughty tents, or in street parades, where it normally rains. This may not be sufficient for an amateur. However, if you are unicycling, you can add the wind chill factor. This is proportional to the square of your airspeed, so if you opt to use the lard and cayenne pepper moulded nose, ensure that you ride at a brisk speed. Of course, you might say that riding fast can be counterproductive because it generates additional heat from metabolism, and you'd be right. So ride a big wheel like a Coker, as this has less rolling resistance, meaning you get the maximum speed (and cooling effect) for minimum effort (and metabolism). You will note that those few clowns who actually use unicycles tend to ride giraffes. The additional height helps with cooling, because temperature falls with altitude. The maths gets complicated (Klaas Bil may be able to help here) but the consensus seems to be that unicycling and clowning should be kept separate at all times. Imagine the chaos if your lard nose melts and part of it drops onto the tyre. An emergency stop could result in a lengthy skid, possibly causing injury to the rider and members of the public. -- Mikefule - Roland Hope School of Unicycling Freedom's just another word for nothing much to lose. Nothing ain't worth nothing, but it's free. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Mikefule's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/879 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/28503 |
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