Goodbye - I am leaving urc

Well folks, after I have sorted the trolls out there is no reason for me to
be here anymore. I have done what I have set out to do when I returned in
May last year and so you can all fend for yourselves as troll activity is
inconsequential now. After 15 years on urc it is now time to move onto
pastures new where my analytical and military strategic skills can be
exploited their fullest extent, rather than on a handful of sad losers in
bedsits.

I'd like to thank Guy, Tom, 36, Paul and all the other pals too many to
mention who I learned so much from over the years - don't forget to e-mail
me when Guy has his big bash later this year.

Goodbye and take care.

--
Simon

PS - check the date :-)

Simon Mason" wrote in message
...

Well folks, after I have sorted the trolls out there is no reason for me to
be here anymore. I have done what I have set out to do when I returned in
May last year and so you can all fend for yourselves as troll activity is
inconsequential now. After 15 years on urc it is now time to move onto
pastures new where my analytical and military strategic skills can be
exploited their fullest extent, rather than on a handful of sad losers in
bedsits.

I'd like to thank Guy, Tom, 36, Paul and all the other pals too many to
mention who I learned so much from over the years - don't forget to e-mail
me when Guy has his big bash later this year.

Goodbye and take care.
==========================================

See you on April 12th.

"Simon Mason" wrote in message
...

Well folks, after I have sorted the trolls out there is no reason for me
to be here anymore. I have done what I have set out to do when I returned
in May last year and so you can all fend for yourselves as troll activity
is inconsequential now.

That's because you're not here posting **** deliberately designed to wind
people up. The group is considerably better-off without ****s like you.

After 15 years on urc it is now time to move onto pastures new where my
analytical and military strategic skills can be exploited their fullest
extent

Talk about an inflated ego.

Are you looking for a new job by any chance?

On Apr 1, 7:16*am, "Simon Mason" wrote:
Well folks, after I have sorted the trolls out there is no reason for me to
be here anymore. I have done what I have set out to do when I returned in
May last year and so you can all fend for yourselves as troll activity is
inconsequential now. After 15 years on urc it is now time to move onto
pastures new where my analytical and military strategic skills can be
exploited their fullest extent, rather than on a handful of sad losers in
bedsits.

I'd like to thank Guy, Tom, 36, Paul and all the other pals too many to
mention who I learned so much from over the years - don't forget to e-mail
me when Guy has his big bash later this year.

Goodbye and take care.

--
Simon

PS - check the date :-)

good day for a lie-in. Back to bo-bos I go.

On 01/04/2012 08:36, Tris wrote:
In "Simon Mason"
wrote:

Well folks, after I have sorted the trolls out there is no reason for me to
be here anymore. I have done what I have set out to do when I returned in
May last year and so you can all fend for yourselves as troll activity is
inconsequential now. After 15 years on urc it is now time to move onto
pastures new where my analytical and military strategic skills can be
exploited their fullest extent, rather than on a handful of sad losers in
bedsits.

I'd like to thank Guy, Tom, 36, Paul and all the other pals too many to
mention who I learned so much from over the years - don't forget to e-mail
me when Guy has his big bash later this year.

Goodbye and take care.

I was already formulating, in my mind, a response to your email - until,
that is, I read your postscript.

Sigh

Anyone with an IQ slightly above that of a rabbit didn't need the
postscript.

Numb-nuts didn't need to add the postscript either - it's simply a
demonstration of how thick the **** is.


--
Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a
legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster
University

On 01/04/2012 09:37, Tris wrote:
In Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:

On 01/04/2012 08:36, Tris wrote:
In "Simon Mason"
wrote:

Well folks, after I have sorted the trolls out there is no reason for me to
be here anymore. I have done what I have set out to do when I returned in
May last year and so you can all fend for yourselves as troll activity is
inconsequential now. After 15 years on urc it is now time to move onto
pastures new where my analytical and military strategic skills can be
exploited their fullest extent, rather than on a handful of sad losers in
bedsits.

I'd like to thank Guy, Tom, 36, Paul and all the other pals too many to
mention who I learned so much from over the years - don't forget to e-mail
me when Guy has his big bash later this year.

Goodbye and take care.

I was already formulating, in my mind, a response to your email - until,
that is, I read your postscript.

Sigh

Anyone with an IQ slightly above that of a rabbit didn't need the
postscript.

Ha! That's easy to say in hindsight - I bet you were worried when you
started to read Simon's post.

No, not at all. My first thoughts were that Judith had posted it.

Why don't you do the:

"It's time to start the music,
It's time to light the lights, etc."

thing anymore? I used to like that.

Just for you;

It's time to start the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.


--
Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a
legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster
University

On 01/04/2012 10:22, Tris wrote:
In Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:

It's time to start the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.

Good - I'll be singing that to myself for the rest of the day now.


[Kermit]
Ladies and Gentlemen, Its The Muppet Show!

[Muppets]
Its time to play the music
Its time to light the lights
Its time to meet the muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.

Its time put on makeup
Its time to dress up right
Its time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight

[Old Men]
Why do we always come here?
I guess we'll never know
Its like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show

[Muppets]
But now its getting started
Why don't you get things started?
Its time to get things started
On the most sensantional
Inspirational
Celebrational
Muppet-ational
This is what we call The Muppet Show!


--
Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a
legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster
University

On Sun, 1 Apr 2012 07:16:42 +0100, "Simon Mason"
wrote:

Well folks, after I have sorted the trolls out there is no reason for me to
be here anymore. I have done what I have set out to do when I returned in
May last year and so you can all fend for yourselves as troll activity is
inconsequential now. After 15 years on urc it is now time to move onto
pastures new where my analytical and military strategic skills can be
exploited their fullest extent, rather than on a handful of sad losers in
bedsits.

I'd like to thank Guy, Tom, 36, Paul and all the other pals too many to
mention who I learned so much from over the years - don't forget to e-mail
me when Guy has his big bash later this year.

Goodbye and take care.

Yes, our work is complete. The trolls are defeated it is time to say a
fond farewell.









































Ooops... It's past midday and too late for my April Fool.

I'm not really leaving.

On Sun, 01 Apr 2012 07:36:22 GMT, Tris wrote:

In post "Simon Mason"
wrote:

Well folks, after I have sorted the trolls out there is no reason for me to
be here anymore. I have done what I have set out to do when I returned in
May last year and so you can all fend for yourselves as troll activity is
inconsequential now. After 15 years on urc it is now time to move onto
pastures new where my analytical and military strategic skills can be
exploited their fullest extent, rather than on a handful of sad losers in
bedsits.

I'd like to thank Guy, Tom, 36, Paul and all the other pals too many to
mention who I learned so much from over the years - don't forget to e-mail
me when Guy has his big bash later this year.

Goodbye and take care.

I was already formulating, in my mind, a response to your email - until,
that is, I read your postscript.


ps. This newsgroup would be significantly poorer without your
contribution.



Yes - I agree - he really is priceless.

On Sun, 1 Apr 2012 07:16:42 +0100, "Simon Mason"
wrote:

Well folks, after I have sorted the trolls out there is no reason for me to
be here anymore.

Yep - you have really sorted the people you call trolls out. They have all
****ed off. Oh - hang on a minute - I might have got that wrong. Yep - it's
the psycholists who have ****ed off - well done.

I have done what I have set out to do when I returned in
May last year

What was that - make a **** of yourself?

After 15 years on urc it is now time to move onto
pastures new

Oh - I see that you expect to be leaving BP in the near future. Any particular
reason?


I'd like to thank Guy, Tom, 36, Paul and all the other pals too many to
mention

"Too many to mention" - on the other hand "Guy, Tom, 36, Paul" are the only
people who give you the time of day rather than a stuffing.

don't forget to e-mail
me when Guy has his big bash later this year.


Oh - is that still on? I thought that he had chickened out of the court case?
What is the ****-up in aid off?