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Old June 8th 17, 07:43 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
James Wilkinson Sword[_4_]
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Default Car free Bank junction praised by cyclists... but driversbrazenly flout ban

On Mon, 05 Jun 2017 12:13:27 +0100, Peter Keller wrote:

On 05.06.2017 09:35, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Wed, 24 May 2017 10:26:39 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.05.2017 07:00, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

True story.

It's a sig joke. Using it against me is childish.

So it was appropriate.

So why the hell did you include it?


Why are you replying to me pretending to reply to you? Please read the
instructions for your newsreader.


I am replying to your lame sig joke.
Anything that appears in your message is fair game. Including "sigs".


No. YOU wrote "So it was appropriate." Then YOU wrote, in reply to YOURSELF: "So why the hell did you include it?" yet the lines at the top of the post claimed that I wrote "So it was appropriate."

Again, you don't have a ****ing clue how your newsreader works.

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  #32  
Old June 9th 17, 10:40 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Default Car free Bank junction praised by cyclists... but driversbrazenly flout ban

On 09.06.2017 06:41, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Thinking is beyond your ability, best not to think about other people's
thoughts.


Thank you greatly kind sir for that great accolade to me from YOU.
Especially as it comes from YOU.

Now please vomit out towards me the further compliment to me from YOU of
being dank and filthy, asinine and benighted.

It really is a very great compliment to be labelled unthinking by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a ****ing bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

PS I still do not give a **** what you think.
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Old June 9th 17, 10:43 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Default Car free Bank junction praised by cyclists... but driversbrazenly flout ban

On 09.06.2017 06:43, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Again, you don't have a ****ing clue how your newsreader works.


Thanks greatly for your excellent compliment to me from YOU.

Now please ejaculate to me the further hour to me from YOU of smarmy
lagerlout git and bloody woofter sod.

It really is a very great compliment to be called ****ing clueless by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a ****ing bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.
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Old June 9th 17, 02:56 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
James Wilkinson Sword[_4_]
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Default Car free Bank junction praised by cyclists... but driversbrazenly flout ban

On Fri, 09 Jun 2017 10:43:07 +0100, Peter Keller wrote:

On 09.06.2017 06:43, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Again, you don't have a ****ing clue how your newsreader works.


Thanks greatly for your excellent compliment to me from YOU.

Now please ejaculate to me the further hour to me from YOU of smarmy
lagerlout git and bloody woofter sod.

It really is a very great compliment to be called ****ing clueless by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a ****ing bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.


Cut the cut and paste ****e. You're an idiot who can't use a computer, end of story.

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Old June 10th 17, 11:12 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Default Car free Bank junction praised by cyclists... but driversbrazenly flout ban

On 10.06.2017 01:56, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
an idiot


Thanks greatly for that excellent compliment coming from YOU. Especially
from YOU.
Now please further crap in my direction the further excellent esteemed
honour of being a gormless crook-pated tosser and bloody churlish
boil-brained clotpole ponce.

It really is a very great compliment to be called an idiot by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a ****ing bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.
  #36  
Old June 10th 17, 11:44 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
James Wilkinson Sword[_4_]
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Default Car free Bank junction praised by cyclists... but driversbrazenly flout ban

On Sat, 10 Jun 2017 11:12:54 +0100, Peter Keller wrote:

On 10.06.2017 01:56, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
an idiot


Thanks greatly for that excellent compliment coming from YOU. Especially
from YOU.
Now please further crap in my direction


Are you the scatman?

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  #37  
Old June 11th 17, 10:16 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Default Car free Bank junction praised by cyclists... but driversbrazenly flout ban

On 10.06.2017 22:44, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 10 Jun 2017 11:12:54 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 10.06.2017 01:56, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
an idiot


Thanks greatly for that excellent compliment coming from YOU. Especially
from YOU.
Now please further crap in my direction


Are you the scatman?

Gladly. Just for you.
It really is a very great compliment to be called scatman by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a ****ing bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.
 




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