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Old April 29th 08, 07:14 AM posted to misc.survivalism,rec.bicycles.misc,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,aus.bicycle,alt.usenet.legends.lester-mosley
Edward Dolan
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"marika" wrote in message
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
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Hey, somebody has got to do it.


Wow I am so glad to hear your accomplishment. I know you are an honest
hard working totally cool person so I always believed it was but a passing
bit of a thing.
My parents are just plain old I guess. I am visiting home this weekend.
I guess I don't really remember drinking coffee so much in the a.m. as
lunch time, when I really needed it. I guess I never really liked the
coffee taste, so I have switched to things that still taste good. Like
Red Bull (which most people don't think tastes good, but I like it).
They've marketed a lot of stuff since then so coffee is a rarity for me.
Right now, I have something called Enviga on my desk. It's a Nestea
product. It turns out I was not entirely wrong about the effects I was
feeling in the afternoon. There's a lot of studies that say that it
increases blood flow and is best taken in the afternoon. Apparently there
were additive effects realized from this for people who lifted weights, as
I used to in those days. Now, I'm just thirsty and green tea just tastes
good whereas coffee does not. my doctor has said that I shouldn't drink
water without anything in it, because it has paradoxical effects of
dehydrating me if I drink too much. I fainted once a few years ago
because I had had more water that flushed out all the salt in my system.
It just happens that there are few thirst quenching things out there that
don't have some bit of caffeine in them. I think caffeine will help me
with becoming disciplined and hard working like you


Yes, I don't blame you for falling madly in love with me. After all ... I am
Great. My signature says so.

Otherwise we would be stuck with the likes of you.


Me I inspired you. Wow. I can't imagine how that happened or what I said
or when but good for you. That proves what I know of you because you
can't get a endeavor like that while working unless I am disciplined and
hard working like you .


Try to control yourself! You are starting to embarrass me with your mad
love.

I find it very very affirming.


Alas, Marika, I can never love you back. I am not only Great, but a Great
Saint also. I have taken vows of poverty and chastity from my earliest
youth. However, I did not take a vow of obedience and so I could not become
a priest in the Roman Catholic Church as was my destiny. I am a Saint
without a Church!

Admire me from afar if you must, but we must forever remain apart. We are
like characters from the Bible. I am chaste and pure and you are a sinful
slut; yea, I am like Jesus of Nazareth and you are like Mary Magdalene. So
you can see how impossible it is.

****ing Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


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Old April 30th 08, 03:27 AM posted to misc.survivalism,rec.bicycles.misc,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,aus.bicycle,alt.usenet.legends.lester-mosley
marika
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
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Alas, Marika, I can never love you back. I am not only Great, but a Great
Saint also. I have taken vows of poverty and chastity from my earliest
youth.



I don't care if you love me back. I want my diamond fleck heart

However, I did not take a vow of obedience and so I could not become a
priest in the Roman Catholic Church as was my destiny. I am a Saint without
a Church!


Do I look like i care I want my diamond fleck heart


Admire me from afar if you must, but we must forever remain apart.


Thank GOD!!!1

We are like characters from the Bible. I am chaste and pure and you are a
sinful slut; yea, I am like Jesus of Nazareth and you are like Mary
Magdalene. So you can see how impossible it is.


Except that I am an atheist and don;t believe in sin so hmmm. I guess we're
not like that at all/

If you really want to compare me to someone in the Bible vis a vis your role
as Jesus, think of me as God the Father, much closer to the real deal

just because you have a vow of poverty doesn't mean you have a vow of
poverty with regard to providing for others

where's my diamond fleck heart

mk5000

"I wouldn't never leave it, you know that's wrong of me
I'ma stay down, you see me on them corners G
At your local liquor store, gettin some optimums"--Snoop dogg, crazy

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Old April 30th 08, 05:15 AM posted to misc.survivalism,rec.bicycles.misc,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,aus.bicycle,alt.usenet.legends.lester-mosley
Edward Dolan
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"marika" wrote in message
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
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[...]
We are like characters from the Bible. I am chaste and pure and you are a
sinful slut; yea, I am like Jesus of Nazareth and you are like Mary
Magdalene. So you can see how impossible it is.


Except that I am an atheist and don;t believe in sin so hmmm. I guess
we're not like that at all/


It doesn't matter if you are an atheist or not. What matters is that you are
a slut - and most likely a diseased one at that.
[...]

just because you have a vow of poverty doesn't mean you have a vow of
poverty with regard to providing for others


Tom Sherman is your man here on ARBR. He is a civil engineer and makes good
money and is given to riotous living. Ed Dolan the Great is a Great Saint
and all HE will ever give you is a good kick in your dumb ass. But in order
to seduce TS, you will have to stifle all your idiocies. He is a very
logical and orderly type of person and will not appreciate your
mindlessness. But I think he also does not like sluts much either, so you
will have to pretend you are better than you are.

****ing Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


 




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