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Jeremy bloody Vine
Just heard a trailer on Radio 2 for listeners to vote for the vehicle
they would most like off the road in this congested age:- "bicycles, caravans, 4x4s". I can feel blood boiling already... -- Paul Boyd http://www.paul-boyd.co.uk/ |
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Jeremy bloody Vine
"Paul Boyd" wrote in message ... Just heard a trailer on Radio 2 for listeners to vote for the vehicle they would most like off the road in this congested age:- "bicycles, caravans, 4x4s". I can feel blood boiling already... -- Paul Boyd http://www.paul-boyd.co.uk/ Ah yes, Mr Vine, whose crappy tabloid style of reporting & discussion shows just how far auntiebeeb has dumbed down. Vine fronting Panorama.. purrleese.. :-( |
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Jeremy bloody Vine
No doubt Mr Smug Selfish ******* will be interviewed spouting the
usual line .... they don't pay to be on the road like wot I dus. Bloody nuisances .... they wobble all over the road and impede me as its difficult to change down a gear when yer on yer mobile phone and driving with one hand or applying your makeup as that idiot woman was filmed doing in North Wales last year. Don't you realise that I pay loads of tax and that you pay none. You park those bloody bikes anywhere whilst I have to queue all day to find a parking space. You don't even have the decency to have coronorary heart disease like wot I got and the chances are you don't even smoke either. etc. etc. |
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Jeremy bloody Vine
On Sun, 4 Mar 2007 13:01:41 -0000, "wafflycat"
wrote: Just heard a trailer on Radio 2 for listeners to vote for the vehicle they would most like off the road in this congested age:- "bicycles, caravans, 4x4s". I can feel blood boiling already... Ah yes, Mr Vine, whose crappy tabloid style of reporting & discussion shows just how far auntiebeeb has dumbed down. Vine fronting Panorama.. purrleese.. :-( Why does he talk in that stupid shouty voice? He can turn any subject into a farce and can get me to turn off my radio even faster than hearing the first note of Sailing By. Judith |
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"Judith" wrote in message ... On Sun, 4 Mar 2007 13:01:41 -0000, "wafflycat" wrote: Just heard a trailer on Radio 2 for listeners to vote for the vehicle they would most like off the road in this congested age:- "bicycles, caravans, 4x4s". I can feel blood boiling already... Ah yes, Mr Vine, whose crappy tabloid style of reporting & discussion shows just how far auntiebeeb has dumbed down. Vine fronting Panorama.. purrleese.. :-( Why does he talk in that stupid shouty voice? He can turn any subject into a farce and can get me to turn off my radio even faster than hearing the first note of Sailing By. Judith He's trying out for the Cillit Bang commercials.. Wants to usurp Barry wotsisname. He has competition though, as the two blokes fronting Masterchef Goes Downmarket, sorry, Masterchef Goes Large, seem to have the same speech impediment, that of being unable to speak in a voice with a volume of less than 105db, especially that Greg wotsisname that has a fetish on vegetables. |
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Jeremy bloody Vine
On Sun, 04 Mar 2007 12:45:15 +0000
Paul Boyd wrote: Just heard a trailer on Radio 2 When did Radio 2 *ever* put out anything other than mindlessness? -- not me guv |
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Judith wrote:
On Sun, 4 Mar 2007 13:01:41 -0000, "wafflycat" wrote: Just heard a trailer on Radio 2 for listeners to vote for the vehicle they would most like off the road in this congested age:- "bicycles, caravans, 4x4s". Ah yes, Mr Vine, whose crappy tabloid style of reporting & discussion shows just how far auntiebeeb has dumbed down. Vine fronting Panorama.. purrleese.. :-( Why does he talk in that stupid shouty voice? I used to know Mr. Vine to speak to. His former wife was in the same choir as I. Perhaps she was a calming influence? I know she used to have to OK his clothes when he as on the telly. Their marriage broke up when he went to Saff Affrika to be Southern Africa correspondent at a particularly trying time. There's only so much living under siege behind armed guards a girl can take apparently. -- Phil Cook looking north over the park to the "Westminster Gasworks" |
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Paul Boyd wrote:
Just heard a trailer on Radio 2 for listeners to vote for the vehicle they would most like off the road in this congested age:- "bicycles, caravans, 4x4s". Has anyone suggested 'cars' ? |
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On Sun, 04 Mar 2007 15:58:30 +0000, Phil Cook
wrote: Ah yes, Mr Vine, whose crappy tabloid style of reporting & discussion shows just how far auntiebeeb has dumbed down. Vine fronting Panorama.. purrleese.. :-( Why does he talk in that stupid shouty voice? I used to know Mr. Vine to speak to. I'm sorry if he's your bezzy mate, Phil, but I don't like the man! Judith |
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Judith wrote:
On Sun, 04 Mar 2007 15:58:30 +0000, Phil Cook wrote: Ah yes, Mr Vine, whose crappy tabloid style of reporting & discussion shows just how far auntiebeeb has dumbed down. Vine fronting Panorama.. purrleese.. :-( Why does he talk in that stupid shouty voice? I used to know Mr. Vine to speak to. I'm sorry if he's your bezzy mate, Phil, but I don't like the man! Calling him my bezzy mate is taking it a bit far. He is after all a Chelsea fan! He started going before the recent glory days but is still what is called nouveau. He decided that he wasn't seeing enough of his wife and they bought season tickets at Chelsea. He said: "I discovered there was no Tube line between my home and Tottenham, and after asking friends about Arsenal heard a rumour they played eight men as fullbacks. Millwall were too frightening, while Crystal Palace always struck me as having a slightly unhelpful name." Those comments reveal it must have been back in the days of the famous Arsenal Back Four when "One Nill to the Arsenal" rang out with monotonous regularity over the North Bank. Oh, and Wednesday were in The Premiership, or was it still the First Division then? :-) -- Phil Cook looking north over the park to the "Westminster Gasworks" |
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