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  #81  
Old December 28th 18, 12:17 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving,uk.d-i-y,alt.home.repair
William Gothberg[_2_]
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On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 22:43:00 -0000, Rod Speed wrote:



"William Gothberg" wrote in message
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"William Gothberg" wrote in message
news he wasn't intelligent enough to understand, I thought a simple
diagram might help him, or he can get his wife to explain.

Taint gunna work.

Well there's always the mess a key makes of paintwork.

That wont get them all parking on the same side either.

But it'll cost the **** money, and it'll give me immense satisfaction.

And see you ****ed over when they use their surveillance cameras to see
who
did it.


He doesn't have surveillance cameras.


Someone will have.


I can easily drive past his car with my hand out the window and scrape his car. Cameras will just see me driving past, like every other car. They won't know who did it.
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  #82  
Old December 28th 18, 12:19 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving,uk.d-i-y,alt.home.repair
William Gothberg[_2_]
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On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 22:49:09 -0000, Rod Speed wrote:



"William Gothberg" wrote in message
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On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 22:17:57 -0000, Rod Speed
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"William Gothberg" wrote in message
news On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 22:06:10 -0000, Rod Speed
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"William Gothberg" wrote in message
news On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 19:39:21 -0000, % wrote:

On 2018-12-27 11:21 a.m., William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:15:21 -0000, Rod Speed

wrote:

"William Gothberg" "William wrote in
message
news On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester

wrote:

On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William
Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed under
the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the
road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0

******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything

Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you
suggest? The police have already told me it's "not a police
matter".
The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything. When I spoke to
the
guy in person, he just looked completely confused, he wasn't
intelligent
enough to understand, I thought a simple diagram might help him, or
he
can get his wife to explain.

hire the mafia

We don't let Italians into this country.

You have done for centurys now.

Not in considerable numbers.

Wrong, as always.


Google search reveals:
"In 2016, the Italian embassy in London estimated that 600,000 Italians
were resident in the UK."


Thanks for that completely superfluous proof that you are wrong as always.

"results from the United Kingdom 2011 Census giving the UK Muslim
population in 2011 as 2,786,635"


Thanks for that completely superfluous proof that you are wrong as always.


If you can't see that 2,786,635 600,000, you need to go back to school.

We have billions of Muslims,

Unlikely given the total population, even if everyone else had left.


2.8 million out of 65 million is a ****ing big percentage,


But clearly not billions.


https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/exaggeration

given they've got their own country to be in.


So has everyone else.


But the Muslims are the ones invading in the billions.

? and a fair number of Polish, but no Italians to speak of.

Wrong, as always.


"As of 2016, the number of Polish-born UK residents was estimated at
911,000"


That was a comment about the dagos, stupid.


Which number less than the Polish, aswell as the Muslims.
  #83  
Old December 28th 18, 12:19 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving,uk.d-i-y,alt.home.repair
William Gothberg[_2_]
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On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 23:00:36 -0000, % wrote:

On 2018-12-27 3:12 p.m., William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 22:06:10 -0000, Rod Speed
wrote:



"William Gothberg" wrote in message
news On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 19:39:21 -0000, % wrote:

On 2018-12-27 11:21 a.m., William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:15:21 -0000, Rod Speed

wrote:

"William Gothberg" "William wrote in
message
news On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester

wrote:

On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed
under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0


Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0


******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything

Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you
suggest? The police have already told me it's "not a police matter".
The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything. When I spoke to the
guy in person, he just looked completely confused, he wasn't
intelligent
enough to understand, I thought a simple diagram might help him, or he
can get his wife to explain.

hire the mafia

We don't let Italians into this country.

You have done for centurys now.


Not in considerable numbers. We have billions of Muslims, and a fair
number of Polish, but no Italians to speak of.


they don't want to be there


Then they're more sensible than the Muslims, which isn't difficult.
  #84  
Old December 28th 18, 12:19 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving,uk.d-i-y,alt.home.repair
William Gothberg[_2_]
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On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 23:01:43 -0000, % wrote:

On 2018-12-27 3:20 p.m., William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 21:19:47 -0000, % wrote:

On 2018-12-27 2:15 p.m., William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 20:17:27 -0000, % wrote:

On 2018-12-27 1:08 p.m., William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 19:42:42 -0000, Rod Speed

wrote:



"William Gothberg" wrote in message
news On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:53:45 -0000, Rod Speed

wrote:



"William Gothberg" wrote in
message
news On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:15:21 -0000, Rod Speed

wrote:

"William Gothberg" "William wrote in
message
news On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester

wrote:

On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William
Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed
under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the
road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0




Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0




******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything

Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you
suggest?

Not suggesting anything. Nothing you can do will change what
they do
parking
wise.

It did once.

Nope.

I was parking in a street for 5 minutes, and deliberately parked so
as to
block the road. I parked the same side as 10 other cars, ignoring
the BMW
(it's almost always a BMW, they're selfish pricks) that was
stupidly on
the other side. When someone tried to get past, I pointed to the
BMW
and
blamed its driver. The guy trying to get past went and knocked
on his
door and started yelling. I drove away and left them to it.

Had no effect on where he parked.

I don't know what the conversation was, as I'd left, but I've since
seen
that car parked on the other side. It used to always be on the wrong
side. The guy trying to get past was built substantially more heavy
than the BMW owner.

The police have already told me it's "not a police matter".

They're right, they are parking legally.

It shouldn't be legal to take up two spaces with one car.

They arent doing that.

You can't be that thick. Draw a diagram similar to the one I posted.
Imagine every other car parks on the left, and every other car
parks on
the right. Leave enough gap for passing traffic to get past, and
parked
cars are at least one car's length apart. Now put them all on the
same
side, no gaps required.

The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything.

Nothing they can do either.

My council won't do anything about anything,

They obviously do collect the rubbish and put in
those speed bumps you froth at the mouth about.

They do both of those very badly indeed.

and it's usually them causing the problem in the first place!

Then do the decent thing and set fire to yourself outside their
offices.

Best just to set fire to their offices.

When I spoke to the guy in person, he just looked completely
confused,

Yep, while thinking to himself 'this ****er is completely out of
his
****ing tree'

I took you as a bloke with some logic and common sense.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

So you don't have common sense then, I can believe that.

Draw a little diagram for yourself if it helps, or just use mine.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

Parking on alternate sides of a street which is two car widths,
takes up
twice the room.

And yet the council doesn't ban parking on one side of the street.

They do when it becomes a problem. But usually when a street gets
very
busy, people start seeing sense.

he wasn't intelligent enough to understand, I thought a simple
diagram
might help him, or he can get his wife to explain.

Taint gunna work.

Well there's always the mess a key makes of paintwork.

That wont get them all parking on the same side either.

But it'll cost the **** money, and it'll give me immense satisfaction.


he'll drive a scratched car and won't care

Nope, seen him washing the ****ing thing almost every day. He'll care.

you could just learn how to drive you obviously suck at it


My driving ability is irrelevant to the fact that he is wasting parking
spaces.


learn to drive anyway


Already have, and I'm better than every other driver on the road.
  #85  
Old December 28th 18, 12:20 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving,uk.d-i-y,alt.home.repair
William Gothberg[_2_]
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On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 23:02:04 -0000, % wrote:

On 2018-12-27 3:20 p.m., William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 21:18:55 -0000, % wrote:

On 2018-12-27 2:14 p.m., William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 20:17:56 -0000, Bob F wrote:

On 12/27/2018 11:10 AM, William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:52:30 -0000, Graham.
wrote:

On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:15:21 -0000, Rod Speed
wrote:

"William Gothberg" "William wrote in
message
news On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester

wrote:

On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William
Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed
under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the
road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0




Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0




******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything

Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you
suggest? The police have already told me it's "not a police
matter". The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything. When I
spoke to the guy in person, he just looked completely confused, he
wasn't intelligent enough to understand, I thought a simple diagram
might help him, or he can get his wife to explain.

I still don't see which is the correct side of the street to park. Is
it dictated by local custom and usage, or is it down to the first car
to park dictating which side?

First car to park obviously. It works ok in most streets,
particularly
ones that get completely full when everyone's at home. If people
parked
on the other side, someone would end up with nowhere to park and
there'd
be arguments. How difficult is it to park on the same side as another
car which is close to where you're parking? I always manage it, it's
not rocket science.

And how do you know which car parked first to set your rule in effect?

When there are 4 on one side and 1 on the other, it's clear who went
wrong.

learn how to drive


My driving ability is irrelevant to him wasting parking spaces.


learn to drive anyway


You're repeating yourself almost as much as Rod.
  #86  
Old December 28th 18, 12:20 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving,uk.d-i-y,alt.home.repair
William Gothberg[_2_]
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Default Inconsiderate parking

On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 23:02:44 -0000, % wrote:

On 2018-12-27 3:21 p.m., William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 21:18:27 -0000, % wrote:

On 2018-12-27 2:14 p.m., William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 20:18:34 -0000, % wrote:

On 2018-12-27 1:09 p.m., William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 19:39:21 -0000, % wrote:

On 2018-12-27 11:21 a.m., William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:15:21 -0000, Rod Speed

wrote:

"William Gothberg" "William wrote in
message
news On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester

wrote:

On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William
Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed
under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the
road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0




Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0




******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything

Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you
suggest? The police have already told me it's "not a police
matter".
The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything. When I spoke
to the
guy in person, he just looked completely confused, he wasn't
intelligent
enough to understand, I thought a simple diagram might help him,
or he
can get his wife to explain.

hire the mafia

We don't let Italians into this country.

and yet most brits have roman blood

Romans aren't the same as modern egotistical loud mouthed hairy
Italians.

that doesn't matter they're still in the country


They're not the same people! It would be like me saying your country is
full of Africans when they're actually French. Different people!


there are very few french people here maybe 10 %


20.6% actually.
  #87  
Old December 28th 18, 12:21 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving,uk.d-i-y,alt.home.repair
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On 2018-12-27 4:17 p.m., William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 22:43:00 -0000, Rod Speed
wrote:



"William Gothberg" wrote in message
news
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 22:05:29 -0000, Rod Speed
wrote:



"William Gothberg" wrote in message
news On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 19:42:42 -0000, Rod Speed

wrote:



"William Gothberg" wrote in message
news On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:53:45 -0000, Rod Speed

wrote:



"William Gothberg" wrote in
message
news he wasn't intelligent enough to understand, I thought a simple
diagram might help him, or he can get his wife to explain.

Taint gunna work.

Well there's always the mess a key makes of paintwork.

That wont get them all parking on the same side either.

But it'll cost the **** money, and it'll give me immense satisfaction.

And see you ****ed over when they use their surveillance cameras to see
who
did it.

He doesn't have surveillance cameras.


Someone will have.


I can easily drive past his car with my hand out the window and scrape
his car.* Cameras will just see me driving past, like every other car.
They won't know who did it.


and no programs are world wide ,
you sure shut up over that **** ,
now learn to drive a quit blubbering ,
about parked cars
  #88  
Old December 28th 18, 12:38 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving,uk.d-i-y,alt.home.repair
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On Fri, 28 Dec 2018 09:43:00 +1100, cantankerous trolling geezer Rot Speed,
the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:

FLUSH another 226 lines of stinking troll****

....and much better air in here again!

--
Another retarded "conversation" between Birdbrain and senile Rot:

Senile Rot: " Did you ever dig a hole to bury your own ****?"

Birdbrain: "I do if there's no flush toilet around."

Senile Rot: "Yeah, I prefer camping like that, off by myself with
no dunnys around and have always buried the ****."

MID:
  #89  
Old December 28th 18, 12:39 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving,uk.d-i-y,alt.home.repair
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Default Lonely Psychotic Senile Ozzie Troll Alert! LOL

On Fri, 28 Dec 2018 09:44:52 +1100, cantankerous trolling geezer Rot Speed,
the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:


He may have the legal right to take up two spaces, but morally he's a
****ing arsehole, and he will get what he deserves.


And so will you.


BOTH of you are getting what you deserve HERE on these groups already! LOL

--
Another typical retarded conversation between our two village idiots,
Birdbrain and Rot Speed:

Birdbrain: "You beat me to it. Plain sex is boring."

Senile Rot: "Then **** the cats. That wont be boring."

Birdbrain: "Sell me a de-clawing tool first."

Senile Rot: "Wont help with the teeth."

Birdbrain: "They've never gone for me with their mouths."

Rot Speed: "They will if you are stupid enough to try ****ing them."

Birdbrain: "No, they always use claws."

Rot Speed: "They wont if you try ****ing them. Try it and see."

Message-ID:
  #90  
Old December 28th 18, 12:41 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving,uk.d-i-y,alt.home.repair
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On Fri, 28 Dec 2018 09:49:09 +1100, cantankerous trolling geezer Rot Speed,
the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:

FLUSH another 105 of stinking troll****

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Norman Wells addressing senile Rot:
"Ah, the voice of scum speaks."
MID:
 




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