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Old October 15th 04, 12:31 AM
gwhite
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Warren wrote:

"gwhite" wrote in message
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Tom Kunich wrote:


http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...4095037921.jpg

Note that the dweeb is riding a Serrota Colorado.



Same colors as the hammer and sickle flag. I doubt that is an accident

given
Kerry's socialist agenda and ideology.


Greg,
You need to ride more.



Always true, thanks for the reminder.


But I have found sKerry the perfect stem for his Hammer&Sickle Serotta:

http://www.specialized.com/SBCEqProd... 3csowc.j27010

lol
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Old October 15th 04, 01:24 AM
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"gwhite" wrote in message
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Warren wrote:

"gwhite" wrote in message
...


Tom Kunich wrote:



http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...4095037921.jpg

Note that the dweeb is riding a Serrota Colorado.


Same colors as the hammer and sickle flag. I doubt that is an

accident
given
Kerry's socialist agenda and ideology.


Greg,
You need to ride more.



Always true, thanks for the reminder.


But I have found sKerry the perfect stem for his Hammer&Sickle Serotta:


http://www.specialized.com/SBCEqProd... 3csowc.j27010

lol


funny!

Of course, George W would buy a poor-quality stem because the brochure said
it was the strongest stem made. Later, when the stem broke during a chaotic
MTB start he would first say that the stem was not actually broken, but
when the two pieces were displayed during a Nader fundraiser at the LBS GW
would exclaim, "Hey, I was just going by what the brochure told me was the
best stem! We can fix it with duck tape until I get a new stem next year."

-WG


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Old October 15th 04, 01:32 AM
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Warren wrote:

Of course, George W would buy a poor-quality stem because the brochure said
it was the strongest stem made. Later, when the stem broke during a chaotic
MTB start


Nah. Bush would just touch it and it would break. Sort of like he did
with the US economy or the balanced budget that we used to have.


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Old October 15th 04, 01:56 AM
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In article vUEbd.259501$3l3.27226@attbi_s03, Tim Lines
wrote:

Warren wrote:

Of course, George W would buy a poor-quality stem because the brochure said
it was the strongest stem made. Later, when the stem broke during a chaotic
MTB start


Nah. Bush would just touch it and it would break. Sort of like he did
with the US economy or the balanced budget that we used to have.


Yes, but back then all stems were of relatively lower-quality. GW is
proud to say that we can now obtain much better stems (albeit at very
high costs) because we have an extra $200 in our pockets from his tax
cut, and these better stems were made because he has helped encourage
companies to make better stems.

But when GW tried to disassemble his freewheel body... 100 little
pieces went every which way and there's no hope of getting the thing
repiared now. Oh, but wait, he has given us cassete hubs, so even
though we have to pay higher prices we're better off, right?

-WG
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Old October 15th 04, 02:15 AM
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Tim Lines wrote:

Warren wrote:

Of course, George W would buy a poor-quality stem because the brochure said
it was the strongest stem made. Later, when the stem broke during a chaotic
MTB start


Nah. Bush would just touch it and it would break. Sort of like he did
with the US economy or the balanced budget that we used to have.



Bill Clinton created 20 million jobs. LOL. Well he said so!



John sKerry's message to amirika:

"Hi, I'm John Kerry. All your problems are GWB's fault. Presidents control the
economy and jobs. I will create jobs by getting in the way of industry. Trust
me. My platform has two supporting pillars:

1. Whatever is wrong, it is all GWB's fault.
2. I am yo daddy. I will give you the sweetest cream filled guvmint tit to
suck on and it will be entirely *!free!* (except for those rich weenies that
make over 200k a year.) I promise a tit for everyone, because you are losers,
and need me and my big guvmint. I am a winner. You need me. Suckers."

*FACING DOWN INDIVIDUALISM*:
"At a time when our entire country is banding together and facing down
individualism, the Patriots set a wonderful example, showing us all what is
possible when we work together, believe in each other, and sacrifice for the
greater good." -- Ted Kennedy on the football team


"Comrades! We must abolish the cult of the individual decisively, once and for
all." – Nikita Khrushchev

"All our lives we fought against exalting the individual, against the elevation
of the single person." – Vladimir Lenin

"There is the great, silent, continuous struggle: the struggle between the State
and the Individual." – Benito Mussolini

The main plank in the National Socialist program is to abolish the liberalistic
concept of the individual. – Adolf Hitler (When "liberalism" didn't mean
socialism, but instead in it's true sense of freedom of the individual.)


Why can't all you dorky socialists emigrate to France, or Cuba, or North Korea,
or somewhere else. This is a country of individuals. Why must you insist on
the destruction of the most beautiful thing ever discovered? Why are you so
filled with a profound hatred of freedom?
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Old October 15th 04, 02:50 AM
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gwhite wrote:

"Hi, I'm John Kerry. All your problems are GWB's fault. Presidents control the
economy and jobs.


This line was STOLEN from Ronald Reagan! It's exactly what he said
about Carter! I KNEW Kerry sounded familiar!

On top of everything else, turns out that Kerry is a Ronald Reagan
impersonator. Thanks for pointing this out!

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Old October 15th 04, 03:19 AM
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warren wrote:

In article vUEbd.259501$3l3.27226@attbi_s03, Tim Lines
wrote:


Warren wrote:


Of course, George W would buy a poor-quality stem because the brochure said
it was the strongest stem made. Later, when the stem broke during a chaotic
MTB start


Nah. Bush would just touch it and it would break. Sort of like he did
with the US economy or the balanced budget that we used to have.



Yes, but back then all stems were of relatively lower-quality. GW is
proud to say that we can now obtain much better stems (albeit at very
high costs) because we have an extra $200 in our pockets from his tax
cut, and these better stems were made because he has helped encourage
companies to make better stems.

But when GW tried to disassemble his freewheel body... 100 little
pieces went every which way and there's no hope of getting the thing
repiared now.


But Halliburton has a multi-billion dollar gub-mint contract to try anyway.

Oh, but wait, he has given us cassete hubs, so even
though we have to pay higher prices we're better off, right?


Especially those without jobs.

Which reminds me: Recession is when your neighbor loses his job.
Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when George W. Bush
loses his.

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Old October 15th 04, 03:41 AM
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"Tim Lines" wrote in message
news:l1Gbd.128917$He1.50700@attbi_s01...
gwhite wrote:

"Hi, I'm John Kerry. All your problems are GWB's fault. Presidents
control the
economy and jobs.


This line was STOLEN from Ronald Reagan! It's exactly what he said about
Carter! I KNEW Kerry sounded familiar!


It's funny to see so many dorks argue politics in a freaking BIKE RACING
newsgroup.
Not that there are a few here I completely agree with... but geesh!!
Go to a pro.politics.discussion group... are you pro enough?

-Ken


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Old October 15th 04, 04:05 AM
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On 10/14/04 7:19 PM, in article VsGbd.183531$wV.106524@attbi_s54, "Tim
Lines" wrote:

warren wrote:

In article vUEbd.259501$3l3.27226@attbi_s03, Tim Lines
wrote:


Warren wrote:


Of course, George W would buy a poor-quality stem because the brochure said
it was the strongest stem made. Later, when the stem broke during a chaotic
MTB start

Nah. Bush would just touch it and it would break. Sort of like he did
with the US economy or the balanced budget that we used to have.



Yes, but back then all stems were of relatively lower-quality. GW is
proud to say that we can now obtain much better stems (albeit at very
high costs) because we have an extra $200 in our pockets from his tax
cut, and these better stems were made because he has helped encourage
companies to make better stems.

But when GW tried to disassemble his freewheel body... 100 little
pieces went every which way and there's no hope of getting the thing
repiared now.


But Halliburton has a multi-billion dollar gub-mint contract to try anyway.

Oh, but wait, he has given us cassete hubs, so even
though we have to pay higher prices we're better off, right?


Especially those without jobs.

Which reminds me: Recession is when your neighbor loses his job.
Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when George W. Bush
loses his.


What a Michael Moore Dumbass............

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Old October 15th 04, 04:26 AM
Howard Kveck
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In article ,
gwhite wrote:

Warren wrote:

"gwhite" wrote in message
...


Tom Kunich wrote:


http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...4095037921.jpg

Note that the dweeb is riding a Serrota Colorado.


Same colors as the hammer and sickle flag. I doubt that is an accident

given
Kerry's socialist agenda and ideology.


Greg,
You need to ride more.



Always true, thanks for the reminder.


But I have found sKerry the perfect stem for his Hammer&Sickle Serotta:

http://www.specialized.com/SBCEqProd...Idroot=0p3d 3
csowc.j27010

lol


Even more lol:
http://www.americanprogressaction.or...JcP7H&b=118263

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Howard

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