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Old June 2nd 17, 12:48 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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Old June 2nd 17, 07:04 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Fri, 2 Jun 2017 04:48:09 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

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Sorry - where was the cyclist exactly?

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Old June 2nd 17, 08:19 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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I read twice and I could not see any cyclist. Perhaps you can point out the
cyclist to us.
BTW, that Bible basher is 100% a clit licking lesbian.
I always thought that your God took a dim view of women licking the clits of
other women and men sticking their dicks up men's backsides?
I've nothing against gays.



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Old June 2nd 17, 09:12 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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Can you see the intelligence radiating from this plonker face?
If you can, please explain it to me.
Thick as four short planks, as cyclists are.
The bellend rang the police to report this shocking incident and was quite
rightly told to **** off' What a dick!
Just look at the photo of this dick brain with his shaved legs. How he
managed to attract a woman and shag her is beyond me.



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Old June 4th 17, 09:34 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Friday, June 2, 2017 at 8:19:50 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
wrote:
http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/car-r...ail/story.html

I read twice and I could not see any cyclist. Perhaps you can point out the
cyclist to us.
BTW, that Bible basher is 100% a clit licking lesbian.
I always thought that your God took a dim view of women licking the clits of
other women and men sticking their dicks up men's backsides?
I've nothing against gays.


I AM AN ATHEIST. READ MY BOOK - YOU ARE IN IT.
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Old June 4th 17, 03:44 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Friday, June 2, 2017 at 8:19:50 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
wrote:
http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/car-r...ail/story.html

I read twice and I could not see any cyclist. Perhaps you can point out the
cyclist to us.
BTW, that Bible basher is 100% a clit licking lesbian.
I always thought that your God took a dim view of women licking the clits of
other women and men sticking their dicks up men's backsides?
I've nothing against gays.


I think Gods only take a dim view of 'laying with a man as with a woman', Leviticus.
When this was written in the 17th century it never occurred to the authors than women could enjoy sex at all let alone with another woman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgeFMOHqDp4

Of course the same book prohibits the eating of shellfish.

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Old June 4th 17, 06:06 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On 04/06/2017 15:44, wrote:

Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
wrote:

http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/car-r...ail/story.html

I read twice and I could not see any cyclist. Perhaps you can point out the
cyclist to us.
BTW, that Bible basher is 100% a clit licking lesbian.
I always thought that your God took a dim view of women licking the clits of
other women and men sticking their dicks up men's backsides?
I've nothing against gays.


I think Gods only take a dim view of 'laying with a man as with a woman', Leviticus.
When this was written in the 17th century it never occurred to the authors than women could enjoy sex at all let alone with another woman.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgeFMOHqDp4


Of course the same book prohibits the eating of shellfish.


Leviticus - the third book of Moses - only written in the 17th century?

AD or BC?
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Old June 4th 17, 06:14 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Sunday, June 4, 2017 at 6:06:05 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote:
On 04/06/2017 15:44, wrote:

Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
wrote:

http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/car-r...ail/story.html

I read twice and I could not see any cyclist. Perhaps you can point out the
cyclist to us.
BTW, that Bible basher is 100% a clit licking lesbian.
I always thought that your God took a dim view of women licking the clits of
other women and men sticking their dicks up men's backsides?
I've nothing against gays.


I think Gods only take a dim view of 'laying with a man as with a woman', Leviticus.
When this was written in the 17th century it never occurred to the authors than women could enjoy sex at all let alone with another woman.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgeFMOHqDp4


Of course the same book prohibits the eating of shellfish.


Leviticus - the third book of Moses - only written in the 17th century?

AD or BC?


Since Christianity was invented by the Romans your question has no meaning.

The Bible has been re-written many times to suit those in power at the time.

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Old June 4th 17, 08:04 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On 04/06/2017 18:14, wrote:
On Sunday, June 4, 2017 at 6:06:05 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote:
On 04/06/2017 15:44,
wrote:

Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
wrote:

http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/car-r...ail/story.html

I read twice and I could not see any cyclist. Perhaps you can point out the
cyclist to us.
BTW, that Bible basher is 100% a clit licking lesbian.
I always thought that your God took a dim view of women licking the clits of
other women and men sticking their dicks up men's backsides?
I've nothing against gays.


I think Gods only take a dim view of 'laying with a man as with a woman', Leviticus.
When this was written in the 17th century it never occurred to the authors than women could enjoy sex at all let alone with another woman.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgeFMOHqDp4


Of course the same book prohibits the eating of shellfish.


Leviticus - the third book of Moses - only written in the 17th century?

AD or BC?


Since Christianity was invented by the Romans your question has no meaning.


Leviticus is not a Christian document.

The Bible has been re-written many times to suit those in power at the time.


And you say that the third book of Moses was written only in the 1600s
(despite being referred to - famously - during the 1500s.

I see.

Got any more conspiracy theories?
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Old June 4th 17, 08:24 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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Default I think he jumped the table if he hit another white :-)

On Sunday, June 4, 2017 at 8:04:59 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote:
On 04/06/2017 18:14, wrote:
On Sunday, June 4, 2017 at 6:06:05 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote:
On 04/06/2017 15:44,
wrote:

Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
wrote:

http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/car-r...ail/story.html

I read twice and I could not see any cyclist. Perhaps you can point out the
cyclist to us.
BTW, that Bible basher is 100% a clit licking lesbian.
I always thought that your God took a dim view of women licking the clits of
other women and men sticking their dicks up men's backsides?
I've nothing against gays.

I think Gods only take a dim view of 'laying with a man as with a woman', Leviticus.
When this was written in the 17th century it never occurred to the authors than women could enjoy sex at all let alone with another woman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgeFMOHqDp4

Of course the same book prohibits the eating of shellfish.

Leviticus - the third book of Moses - only written in the 17th century?

AD or BC?


Since Christianity was invented by the Romans your question has no meaning.


Leviticus is not a Christian document.

The Bible has been re-written many times to suit those in power at the time.


And you say that the third book of Moses was written only in the 1600s
(despite being referred to - famously - during the 1500s.

I see.

Got any more conspiracy theories?


Whatever.
I gave up fairy tales decades ago.



 




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