a third of a million less road lice !!

On Tuesday, April 23, 2019 at 6:31:50 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Sunday, April 21, 2019 at 8:53:46 PM UTC+1, Rob Morley wrote:
On Sun, 21 Apr 2019 16:01:43 -0000 (UTC)
"Kerr-Mudd,John" wrote:

He has his own benchmark.

So one Pounder is thick, two Pounders is as dim as Nugent and half a
Pounder is average IQ, while zero Pounders is someone who's never
done anything stupid ever. Does that sound about right?

Wouldn't that mean Mr Pounder scores 10 on the Pounder scale?

I post in my own name, you have not got the guts to do that.
But you are a spineless cyclist and that is all you ever will be.

Maybe that's because I don't want a pervert like you or a psycho like Nugent knowing my real identity.

On Friday, April 26, 2019 at 3:20:19 PM UTC+1, Rob Morley wrote:
On Tue, 23 Apr 2019 09:40:15 -0700 (PDT)
Simon Jester wrote:

On Sunday, April 21, 2019 at 8:53:46 PM UTC+1, Rob Morley wrote:

So one Pounder is thick, two Pounders is as dim as Nugent and half a
Pounder is average IQ, while zero Pounders is someone who's never
done anything stupid ever. Does that sound about right?

Wouldn't that mean Mr Pounder scores 10 on the Pounder scale?

No he's the definitive measure, like the master kilogram that they keep
in Paris (although that is very soon to be replaced by a definition in
terms of the Planck constant).

Will the new definition of a Pounder be 2 Short Plancks?

On Fri, 26 Apr 2019 08:04:38 -0700 (PDT)
Simon Jester wrote:

On Friday, April 26, 2019 at 3:20:19 PM UTC+1, Rob Morley wrote:

No he's the definitive measure, like the master kilogram that they
keep in Paris (although that is very soon to be replaced by a
definition in terms of the Planck constant).

Will the new definition of a Pounder be 2 Short Plancks?

Hehe.

On Tue, 23 Apr 2019 18:29:02 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

Rob Morley wrote:
On Sun, 21 Apr 2019 16:01:43 -0000 (UTC)
"Kerr-Mudd,John" wrote:

He has his own benchmark.

So one Pounder is thick, two Pounders is as dim as Nugent and half a
Pounder is average IQ, while zero Pounders is someone who's never done
anything stupid ever. Does that sound about right?

And I thought that I'd heard all of the Pounder jokes.

It's your fault for having that ridiculous name.

On Sat, 20 Apr 2019 23:37:46 +0100, MrCheerful wrote:

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/n...home-pkq778j6z

Why not cycle off road? Bicycles are for enjoying the countryside. Cars are for roads.

On Friday, April 26, 2019 at 6:11:58 PM UTC+1, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sat, 20 Apr 2019 23:37:46 +0100, MrCheerful wrote:

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/n...home-pkq778j6z

Why not cycle off road? Bicycles are for enjoying the countryside. Cars are for roads.

So why are so many of them parked on pavements?

On Fri, 26 Apr 2019 18:25:15 +0100, Simon Jester wrote:

On Friday, April 26, 2019 at 6:11:58 PM UTC+1, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sat, 20 Apr 2019 23:37:46 +0100, MrCheerful wrote:

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/n...home-pkq778j6z

Why not cycle off road? Bicycles are for enjoying the countryside. Cars are for roads.

So why are so many of them parked on pavements?

To let other cars past. Pavements are wide enough for two people, or one person and half a car.

On Fri, 26 Apr 2019 10:25:15 -0700 (PDT), Simon Jester, another mentally
challenged, troll-feeding, senile idiot, blathered:


Why not cycle off road? Bicycles are for enjoying the countryside. Cars are for roads.

So why are so many of them parked on pavements?

So why is it only senile idiots that keep feeding the retarded PHucker troll?

On Friday, April 26, 2019 at 6:43:14 PM UTC+1, Peeler wrote:
On Fri, 26 Apr 2019 10:25:15 -0700 (PDT), Simon Jester, another mentally
challenged, troll-feeding, senile idiot, blathered:


Why not cycle off road? Bicycles are for enjoying the countryside. Cars are for roads.

So why are so many of them parked on pavements?

So why is it only senile idiots that keep feeding the retarded PHucker troll?

Only you can answer that.

On Fri, 26 Apr 2019 11:49:05 -0700 (PDT), Simon Jester, another notorious,
troll-feeding, senile idiot, blathered:


So why are so many of them parked on pavements?

So why is it only senile idiots that keep feeding the retarded PHucker troll?

Only you can answer that.

Nope, senile idiot, ONLY a troll-feeding senile idiot like you who actually
keeps feeding the PHucker troll can answer that.