December Cold in Minnesota

On Dec 18, 1:05*am, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
Is there warmth anywhere in the world in cold, bleak December? There is
naught but cold and snow here in the dreary wastes of Minnesota. Yea, now is
the winter of my discontent. I am going to blow a gasket if the cold does
not let up soon.

God Damn the ****ing State of Minnesota all the way to Hell and Back! Who
are these folks anyway who are stupid enough to want to live here? I curse
my Irish ancestors for ever having settled on these miserable northern
prairies. The dumb Swedes and other Scandinavians did not know any better,
but the Irish should have. Minnesota is the equivalent of the Eastern region
of Siberia. Only the Arctic regions are colder - where the freaking Eskimos
live.

Well, as you can tell, I am starting to go crazy from the cold. Any of you
who are living in more moderate climes should count your blessings. Right
about now, I would give my soul for a little warmth. My advice to anyone
reading these forlorn words of mine is that if you are still young make it
your life's work to find a decent climate to live in. You do not want to end
up like me, cursing the weather every day of your life.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

You may already be crazy. Here's what you have to do immediately.
Grab your toothbrush and diddy bag and go directly to the Greyhound
station. Buy a ticket to southern Florida or some other place where
the weather suits your clothes. Like Ratso did in the Midnight
Cowboy. Just don't die before you get there.

It will feel good to be warm and have the sun shining on you.

Minnesota doesn't sound like a fit place for decent life, at least not
in the winter unless you are some kind of ****ing eskimo.

piks

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On Dec 18, 1:05 am, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
Is there warmth anywhere in the world in cold, bleak December? There is
naught but cold and snow here in the dreary wastes of Minnesota. Yea, now
is
the winter of my discontent. I am going to blow a gasket if the cold does
not let up soon.

God Damn the ****ing State of Minnesota all the way to Hell and Back! Who
are these folks anyway who are stupid enough to want to live here? I curse
my Irish ancestors for ever having settled on these miserable northern
prairies. The dumb Swedes and other Scandinavians did not know any better,
but the Irish should have. Minnesota is the equivalent of the Eastern
region
of Siberia. Only the Arctic regions are colder - where the freaking
Eskimos
live.

Well, as you can tell, I am starting to go crazy from the cold. Any of you
who are living in more moderate climes should count your blessings. Right
about now, I would give my soul for a little warmth. My advice to anyone
reading these forlorn words of mine is that if you are still young make it
your life's work to find a decent climate to live in. You do not want to
end
up like me, cursing the weather every day of your life.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

You may already be crazy. Here's what you have to do immediately.
Grab your toothbrush and diddy bag and go directly to the Greyhound
station. Buy a ticket to southern Florida or some other place where
the weather suits your clothes. Like Ratso did in the Midnight
Cowboy. Just don't die before you get there.

It will feel good to be warm and have the sun shining on you.

Minnesota doesn't sound like a fit place for decent life, at least not
in the winter unless you are some kind of ****ing Eskimo.

I would not mind going to someplace that was warm and sunny, but it has to
be a place which is mostly devoid of people. I am a hermit and do not like
crowds. But I am also unlucky. I would probably die like Ratso and stink up
the Greyhound bus.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota