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Old December 28th 05, 04:24 PM posted to alt.mountain-bike
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HRS correspondents found Killer Bee team member Kevin riding her trike
topless at South Beach in Miami, FL. Apparently Kevin lost his/her
mind again after 1 week of walkbike camp and numerous games of jungle
twister with Killer Bee private dick JimmyMac. The gallon size can of
linseed oil ran out and those two kinda couldn't deal with the added
"friction."

Kevin commented at the St. Petes sex change clinic, em"I have always
liked trikes which are much faster than my Bitch Shidda Ti-Slowgo Aero.
Doing Jimmy got old but Satan Pimpo brought out the new JimmyMac dildo
seat just in the nick of time. I liked it! There is nothing more
pleasing than one of those linseed oil soaked Killer Bee dildos up the
ass while sitting on my 60 lb. trike. It's the perfect way to keep me
smiling all day long. With the sex change I can now compete against
girls instead of men. I just can't wait for the Brevets to
start!"/em

The staff at HRS is not surprised to see Kevin once again change
personalities from a gorilla, to a dumpster tramp, to Tom Swift space
cadet, and now a fat topless old lady on a trike. We can only pray that
she will find peace and harmony in her new life as Kevin the SheBee
brevet triker.

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