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Ride with me Please?
http://highracers.blogspot.com/2005/...letes-sex.html
HRS correspondents found Killer Bee team member Kevin riding her trike topless at South Beach in Miami, FL. Apparently Kevin lost his/her mind again after 1 week of walkbike camp and numerous games of jungle twister with Killer Bee private dick JimmyMac. The gallon size can of linseed oil ran out and those two kinda couldn't deal with the added "friction." Kevin commented at the St. Petes sex change clinic, em"I have always liked trikes which are much faster than my Bitch Shidda Ti-Slowgo Aero. Doing Jimmy got old but Satan Pimpo brought out the new JimmyMac dildo seat just in the nick of time. I liked it! There is nothing more pleasing than one of those linseed oil soaked Killer Bee dildos up the ass while sitting on my 60 lb. trike. It's the perfect way to keep me smiling all day long. With the sex change I can now compete against girls instead of men. I just can't wait for the Brevets to start!"/em The staff at HRS is not surprised to see Kevin once again change personalities from a gorilla, to a dumpster tramp, to Tom Swift space cadet, and now a fat topless old lady on a trike. We can only pray that she will find peace and harmony in her new life as Kevin the SheBee brevet triker. |
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