Pollute to Work Week!!

This arrived in my mail box on Monday:

Well we finally got that Bike Week nonsense out of the way, now we can
get back to the business of destroying the environment. So until Bike
Week comes around again in the Fall, every week is Pollute to Work Week!
That's right, it's time to empty the ash tray, throw out the fast
food wrappers, slap some fresh CDs in the changer, clean the windshield
and go spew some hydrocarbons. We've got a world to ruin and with out
your help it just won't happen. Call everyone in your carpool and tell
'em from now on it's just you and your Edsel. Go buy some gas, grab an
Egg Mc Muffin and run over the neighbor's Kitty. Maybe even take the
back roads and you could squash a possum. Somebody's gotta do it and it
might as well be you. I know I can count on you. Don't even try to
imagine what this place would be like if you fail to drive everywhere.
Now I know that despite my prodding to "Drive and Drive Often" some
of you will fail. Some will continue to ride. Some of you will have been
fooled by all that Fun, Fitness, and Concern for the Environment
propaganda you were subjected to last week. You probably thought it all
made such good sense. You might have even enjoyed riding you 2 wheeler.
Bunch of tree hugging ninnies! If you are in that group here are some
activities that may appeal to you:

ScottS Valley/Santa Cruz. CA rides snipped

See you in the Bike Lane
Gary M.


M A R T I N K R I E G : "Awake Again" Author
http://www.bikeroute.com/AwakeAgain
Bent Since '83, Car Free Since '89, '79 & '86 TransAms
Coma, Paralysis, Clinical Death Survivor
Can You Change it with Love?
N A T I O N A L B I C Y C L E G R E E N W A Y

"Cycle America" wrote in message
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This arrived in my mail box on Monday:

Well we finally got that Bike Week nonsense out of the way, now we can
get back to the business of destroying the environment. So until Bike
Week comes around again in the Fall, every week is Pollute to Work Week!
That's right, it's time to empty the ash tray, throw out the fast


Cute.

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I still can't understand people buying $30,000 trucks to haul their $15,000
boats, using $100 of gas, to catch $5 worth of fish.

Duke

That's right, it's time to empty the ash tray, throw out the fast
I dont smoke, usually, but when I am enjoying a cocktail I have an
occasional cigarette. I just ash out the window, no ash try in the
mini-van.

'em from now on it's just you and your Edsel. Go buy some gas, grab an
Egg Mc Muffin and run over the neighbor's Kitty. Maybe even take the
I refuse to go to McDonalds since they abandoned me and my SuperSize.

Now I know that despite my prodding to "Drive and Drive Often" some
of you will fail. Some will continue to ride. Some of you will have been
fooled by all that Fun, Fitness, and Concern for the Environment
Dont blame me...I have been doing my part since I was 14, 2 years before
permit age here in NY. Man I miss those big American V-8's.

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On 2004-05-27, tk wrote:


That's right, it's time to empty the ash tray, throw out the fast
I dont smoke, usually, but when I am enjoying a cocktail I have an
occasional cigarette. I just ash out the window, no ash try in the
mini-van.

So where in the mini-van do you put your cocktail?

Mark

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The vast majority of 'high-end' bikes that I see are on top of a high-end
vehicle. Jus' friggin' sKerry diletantes sayin' 'I got mine and screw
you!' Like two Seratti.


"Dukester" wrote in message
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| I still can't understand people buying $30,000 trucks to haul their
$15,000
| boats, using $100 of gas, to catch $5 worth of fish.
|
| Duke
|
|

That's right, it's time to empty the ash tray, throw out the fast
I dont smoke, usually, but when I am enjoying a cocktail I have an
occasional cigarette. I just ash out the window, no ash tray in the
mini-van.

So where in the mini-van do you put your cocktail?

The drink holder, under the radio.

Cycle America wrote in message ...
This arrived in my mail box on Monday:

Well we finally got that Bike Week nonsense out of the way, now we can
get back to the business of destroying the environment. So until Bike
Week comes around again in the Fall, every week is Pollute to Work Week!
.......

I was in a used bike store yesterday and a bike hanging on the wall
had a sticker on the top tube that said "Your environmental sticker
doesn't mean **** if its stuck on your car".

Tom

Cycle America wrote in message
...
This arrived in my mail box on Monday:

Well we finally got that Bike Week nonsense out of the way, now we can
get back to the business of destroying the environment. So until Bike
Week comes around again in the Fall, every week is Pollute to Work Week!
.......

Wondering if Secretaries feel the same about Secretary's Week?
-tom

In rec.bicycles.misc Thomas Reynolds wrote:
I was in a used bike store yesterday and a bike hanging on the wall
had a sticker on the top tube that said "Your environmental sticker
doesn't mean **** if its stuck on your car".

that's from microcosm publishing.

http://www.microcosmpublishing.com/c.../stickers/pg2/

scroll down a bit.

this, however, won my heart:

http://www.microcosmpublishing.com/c...****cars-t.gif
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david reuteler

http://www.microcosmpublishing.com/c...****cars-t.gif

Ah, they were so close. It should read f*ck IN cars. Yes I had my first 2
girl experience in the back of the re-action van.