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Old August 7th 05, 02:31 AM
Gooserider
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This is ridiculous. I hope the assailants are found and prosecuted to the
fullest extent of the law. 12 people to beat one guy? What do you do when 12
people want to kick your ass?

http://www.katu.com/printstory.asp?ID=78799


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Old August 7th 05, 04:20 AM
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"Gooserider" wrote in message
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This is ridiculous. I hope the assailants are found and prosecuted to the
fullest extent of the law. 12 people to beat one guy? What do you do when
12 people want to kick your ass?


You remove your Glock 19 from your concealed holster and place one Cor Bon
115 gr JHP into each of them.

Cheto


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Old August 7th 05, 01:19 PM
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Mace in da face.

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"Gooserider" wrote in message
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: This is ridiculous. I hope the assailants are found and
prosecuted to the
: fullest extent of the law. 12 people to beat one guy? What do
you do when 12
: people want to kick your ass?
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: http://www.katu.com/printstory.asp?ID=78799
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Old August 8th 05, 04:25 AM
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On Sat, 06 Aug 2005 20:20:55 -0700, Cheto wrote:


"Gooserider" wrote in message
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This is ridiculous. I hope the assailants are found and prosecuted to
the fullest extent of the law. 12 people to beat one guy? What do you do
when 12 people want to kick your ass?


You remove your Glock 19 from your concealed holster and place one Cor Bon
115 gr JHP into each of them.

Cheto


Somebody's been playing too much Grand Theft Velo.

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Old August 8th 05, 08:43 AM
Cheto
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"maxo" wrote in message
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Somebody's been playing too much Grand Theft Velo.


Yeah, you should just submit passively and let them beat you to death.
That's the civilized thing to do.

Cheto


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Old August 8th 05, 02:01 PM
di
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"Gooserider" wrote in message
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This is ridiculous. I hope the assailants are found and prosecuted to the
fullest extent of the law. 12 people to beat one guy? What do you do when
12 people want to kick your ass?

http://www.katu.com/printstory.asp?ID=78799


My .38 holds 5 bullets, don't know what I would do with the other 7
assailants,


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Old August 8th 05, 04:18 PM
Paul Hobson
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di wrote:
"Gooserider" wrote in message
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This is ridiculous. I hope the assailants are found and prosecuted to the
fullest extent of the law. 12 people to beat one guy? What do you do when
12 people want to kick your ass?

http://www.katu.com/printstory.asp?ID=78799



My .38 holds 5 bullets, don't know what I would do with the other 7
assailants,



You could throw the gun. 6 down, 6 to go. Anyone have other ideas?

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Old August 8th 05, 04:22 PM
Paul Hobson
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di wrote:
"Gooserider" wrote in message
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This is ridiculous. I hope the assailants are found and prosecuted to the
fullest extent of the law. 12 people to beat one guy? What do you do when
12 people want to kick your ass?

http://www.katu.com/printstory.asp?ID=78799



My .38 holds 5 bullets, don't know what I would do with the other 7
assailants,



Also, you could use the |-| e |_ /V\ e T to beat people. But only a
couple before it broke, I suppose.

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Georgia Institute of Technology
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Old August 8th 05, 04:25 PM
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On Mon, 08 Aug 2005 00:43:53 -0700, Cheto wrote:


"maxo" wrote in message
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Somebody's been playing too much Grand Theft Velo.


Yeah, you should just submit passively and let them beat you to death.
That's the civilized thing to do.

Cheto


No, I just found the opportunity to make a joke more important than a
serious response.

Priorities.

Awful story--but ultimately out of my control. I wish the victim the best
of luck.

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Old August 8th 05, 05:33 PM
Diablo Scott
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di wrote:
"Gooserider" wrote in message
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This is ridiculous. I hope the assailants are found and prosecuted to the
fullest extent of the law. 12 people to beat one guy? What do you do when
12 people want to kick your ass?

http://www.katu.com/printstory.asp?ID=78799



My .38 holds 5 bullets, don't know what I would do with the other 7
assailants,


I suspect after you placed bullets in the first couple of assailants,
the other 10 would cease assailing you.
 




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