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zen and the art of unicycle maintenance
bloody romans
+++ david bowie 'the man who sold the world' +++ press play will ya jenny +++ spoke too soon i hadnt been talkin to th girl who matchmaked me last time little brother fronted me this afternoon they're borrowing his land rover for th weekend will i drive it there tomorrow ? hmmm +++ yur insane ppl u really wanna take a landie ? +++ laurie anderson 'example #22' +++ i waited for th sun to well and truly go down a fine summer's day it's ****in spring jumped on th unicycle and had a wee fly to th shop for milk you can get ****ed bitch and coffee get out of my head i get to th ****in hsop my usual brand pauls one litre out of stock arrrghhhhh +++ lo tel 'teenager of the year' +++ so i bought smarter milk yeah right +++ smoke some drugs shake my head +++ gone to drinkin coffee white or black **** hey same for tea does all my life have to be about balance +++ "sorry paulie" "singin harmonies" +++ not goin strete singin stay home +++ here smoek these drugs +++ i shouldnt have let her go singin last weekend barbie girl she's started singin in inappropriate places again +++ powderfinger 'a song called everything' +++ hmmm +++ "barbie girl told cottees to mellow out" "which one of paulies personaities were ya talkin to ?" "ah that;d explain it" +++ we had a good giggle +++ fortunatley we all smoek drugs so i aint alone just a little more forward +++ nominee pack me a bong .. .. .. when lees's nan sat down at th music jam in th back yard and started talkin threesomes my mind went wandering in fact think i went into th music +++ was playin th drum at th time +++ bloody women when ya dont want em they;re ****in evrywhere +++ powderfinger 'love your way' +++ look little jenny's mother "she not first name jenny" "little jenny that is" ok look jenny yellin at me you cry yurself to sleep that's pretty ****ty but stop intruding we keep stoppin buyin milk little brother also feelin th milk embargo i havent met you yet stop tellin me what to do +++ i would think it strange but th last mother of one of my kids put me thru major psychic shock +++ waddya ****in mean you can feel it when i masturbate about ya you'll give me a complex ya psychic bitch this relationship is too ****in strange it wont last +++ "five years" pls lord not again +++ deep purple 'child in time' +++ last kid took me thru hell said his name at conception his mother and i both felt led dont we get any choic ein this **** namin himself at conception announces his day of birth and time to my mind and i articulate same and little ****er's born on th day and time i get six months kind of peace pregnant psychotic psychic woman and my next child says hi daddie this not my mother ah **** +++ bobbie barbie girl did like hot dogs for lunch sweet kuta lady her sister lees puleld me aside look paulei i dyed all these shirts purple ****ed up with th tie die shirt barbie girl had doen for er wow ur fave song in all time man and popped out of th mix tonight i spoke to yur bbrother last night as it happens that;s where little brother is tonight yackin to brucie he done again man **** hey that gotta be 14 dui's **** i called him a wog he called me a wog we're both not wogs funny as +++ i' ll come and sit on yru grave and smoke joints there again when i forgive ya for turnin ove htta joint and takin all th big buds yur supposed to be dead couldnt find one had to smoek leaf you are a dead **** +++ but i love ya +++ last time i sat down ont h bus seat not ont h grass and smoked a pleasant joint and drank three bourbons then went into town and scared th **** out of anything i could find on th unicycle it was a full moon like NO ****IN BRAKES +++ maybe tomorrow purple i'll give ya a call +++ clogged hashpipe +++ hey bobbie goldtops and blue meanies Smiel +++ come and join us man gunna be a fun night +++ bloody shrooms +++ ya never come back i say +++ kylie minogue 'slow' +++ i gotta say though unicycling on mushrooms is th weirdest of th weird tripping is jump th gutter and th gravel is so huge today where th **** am i going ? automatics get you up and moving dealing with it once yur moving is something else altogether clsoe th eyes is th best ride by th seat of th pants till that blows yur trippin mind open em back up still in th middle of th road still midnight still upright and flying true on th uncicyle still listening to kylie minogue's slow and it stops abruptly and ya go **** up laughin all th way gotta watch ya dont get caught up in th rhythm +++ sister2sister 'what's a girl to do' +++ get really out of it and have a ****in great time of course .. .. .. "jenny" + paulie = the land surfer +++ p.s. get a big black dog up ya +++ sorry for th confusion barbie girl i do that to ppl i dont do casual sex and it's all casual sex easier to go without pls tell yur dad's girlfriend to shutup +++ "you didnt say that" +++ the red hot chilli peppers 'track no14' +++ words to that effect "she's my friend" "**** off" she talks to both of us "true" +++ "just a mirror for th sun" +++ th last one put me thru hell why should i do it again ? "paulie" i'm sick of fate "what it is to be psychic" +++ ms 'GEARUP' +++ placebo 'english summer rain' +++ "i wont accept th limitations of th body" "we pass on copin mechanisms" "pot and a unicycle" "electro says we're safe" animal +++ "yeah but we have technology" "electro ejaculation" "and none of yur siblings go" "grey on th floor" reflex arcs +++ coldplay 'high speed' +++ it's not th mind that learns to ride a unicycle it's th body th times dont add up nerve speed all muscles of th body are involved fluid in motion think water +++ swingin th milk and coffee and potato straws whiel pedallin along throw th weight forward and th wheel accelerates ride a bit further back on th flywheel and ride it's inertia till th next forward push it's a big balance area you ride on a unicycle with lots of secrets +++ beautiful fly wheel +++ nirvana 'polly' +++ add for fifty five degrees north just hit th tube hmmm seriously th balance zone of th unicycle has accelerate flywheel ride flywheel and brake flywheel settings but no matter how ya rid eit up hill or down you always always are riding downhill with th aid of gravity unicycle zen... zen and the art of unicycle maintenance +++ bill hicks 'dinosaurs in the bible' |
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