Are we cyclists the only true Christians and any other Jesus in onlya Conspiracy?

Jesus and bikes... what an obvious mix.

If Jesus wanted to come to suffer again, he'd come as a cyclist. So
the only true Christians are the cyclists!

Any other Jesus is the product of a conspiracy...

"Nobody is saying Christ was a fraud, or denying that He walked the
earth and inspired millions to better lives. All we are saying is that
Constantine took advantage of Christ's substantial influence and
importance. And in doing so, he shaped the face of Christianity as we
know it today."1

http://www.y-jesus.com/monalisa.php

(That's it, no more preaching for today. Now go and hit the road to
spread the good news)


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In a land where SUVs rule, it may seem counterintuitive or even stupid
to ride a bike... But a man gotta do, what a man gotta do. (Hey,
ladies can be tough too!)

http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution

ComandanteBanana wrote:
Jesus and bikes... what an obvious mix.

If Jesus wanted to come to suffer again, he'd come as a cyclist. So
the only true Christians are the cyclists!

Any other Jesus is the product of a conspiracy...

"Nobody is saying Christ was a fraud, or denying that He walked the
earth and inspired millions to better lives. All we are saying is that
Constantine took advantage of Christ's substantial influence and
importance. And in doing so, he shaped the face of Christianity as we
know it today."1

http://www.y-jesus.com/monalisa.php

(That's it, no more preaching for today. Now go and hit the road to
spread the good news)


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
In a land where SUVs rule, it may seem counterintuitive or even stupid
to ride a bike... But a man gotta do, what a man gotta do. (Hey,
ladies can be tough too!)

http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution


So what is your point?

I might hit the road after Mass this AM but it was not my week to preach
so maybe I can go over next week homily on the ride

--
Deacon Mark Cleary
Epiphany Roman Catholic Church

"Mark Cleary" wrote in message
...
ComandanteBanana wrote:
Jesus and bikes... what an obvious mix.

If Jesus wanted to come to suffer again, he'd come as a cyclist. So
the only true Christians are the cyclists!

Any other Jesus is the product of a conspiracy...

"Nobody is saying Christ was a fraud, or denying that He walked the
earth and inspired millions to better lives. All we are saying is that
Constantine took advantage of Christ's substantial influence and
importance. And in doing so, he shaped the face of Christianity as we
know it today."1

http://www.y-jesus.com/monalisa.php

(That's it, no more preaching for today. Now go and hit the road to
spread the good news)


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
In a land where SUVs rule, it may seem counterintuitive or even stupid
to ride a bike... But a man gotta do, what a man gotta do. (Hey,
ladies can be tough too!)

http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution


So what is your point?

No point at all. CB wouldn't know the Emperor Constantine from the Emperor
Augustus. And what he knows about Jesus you could put in a thimble with room
to spare. However, I think maybe he does know a little bit about cycling and
bicycles.

I might hit the road after Mass this AM but it was not my week to preach
so maybe I can go over next week homily on the ride

I wasn't aware that anyone ever went to church anymore. But with a name like
Cleary, you are quite right to keep the faith!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

In article ,
Mark Cleary wrote:

ComandanteBanana wrote:

snip the usual drivel

So what is your point?

ComandanteBanana is a troll and his point is to get people to pay
attention to him.

Tim McNamara wrote:
In article ,
Mark Cleary wrote:

ComandanteBanana wrote:

snip the usual drivel

So what is your point?

ComandanteBanana is a troll and his point is to get people to pay
attention to him.

I disagree. ComandanteBanana's goal is to scare people away from cycling.

--
Tom Sherman - 42.435731,-83.985007
Celebrity culture is an opposite of community, informing us
that these few nonsense-heads matter but that the rest of
us do not. - Jay Griffiths

On Aug 23, 12:04*pm, Tom Sherman °_°
wrote:
Tim McNamara wrote:
In article ,
*Mark Cleary wrote:

ComandanteBanana wrote:

snip the usual drivel

So what is your point?

ComandanteBanana is a troll and his point is to get people to pay
attention to him.

I disagree. ComandanteBanana's goal is to scare people away from cycling.

--
Tom Sherman - 42.435731,-83.985007
Celebrity culture is an opposite of community, informing us
that these few nonsense-heads matter but that the rest of
us do not. - Jay Griffiths

There you go... After Tim it was Tom turn.

Wild shots like monkeys punching keyboards.

If it weren't so far-fetched that Jesus ever came to America, I'd
agree that the only true Christians are the Mormons.

At least they preach on bike.

"Tom Sherman °_°" wrote in message
...
Tim McNamara wrote:
In article ,
Mark Cleary wrote:

ComandanteBanana wrote:

snip the usual drivel

So what is your point?

ComandanteBanana is a troll and his point is to get people to pay
attention to him.

I disagree. ComandanteBanana's goal is to scare people away from cycling.

CB is like a child whose brain has been scrambled because some motorists
honk at him, give him the finger, or otherwise disturb the tranquility of
his days. Every insult he has received from motorists is common to all
cyclists. Why he should making a fuss about it is the one and only mystery.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

On Aug 23, 9:06*pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"Tom Sherman °_°" wrote in ...

Tim McNamara wrote:
In article ,
*Mark Cleary wrote:

ComandanteBanana wrote:

snip the usual drivel

So what is your point?

ComandanteBanana is a troll and his point is to get people to pay
attention to him.

I disagree. ComandanteBanana's goal is to scare people away from cycling.

CB is like a child whose brain has been scrambled because some motorists
honk at him, give him the finger, or otherwise disturb the tranquility of
his days. Every insult he has received from motorists is common to all
cyclists. Why he should making a fuss about it is the one and only mystery.

No, my friend, that's NOT the only mystery. The greates mystery is the
CRIMINAL MIND...

Ah, the mysteries of the criminal mind. Why is OK to hurt and kill
people? Is it SELFISHNESS that isolates them from the subject, is it
SADISM that gives them a kick, is it SUPERIORITY that makes them treat
other perceived inferior as object of their power games? We may never
know what makes this or that driver kick, but we can sure be ready for
the Charles Manson's of the road...

Of all places this comment is centered in London, but I'm sure there
are worst scenarios out there (mine to begin with). Hey, there's a
MORAL CHOICE drivers can make while sitting in that throne.


Why do people really hate cyclists?

"But why do some people seem to hate anyone on a bike? yes, some do go
through red lights. But I have also seen plenty of cars go through red
lights. A cyclist is more likely to hurt himself than anyone else –
but it doesn’t make it right and I don’t do it.

All road users have a duty of care towards each other – and especially
those in front of you. No one owns the road. Sure cycling two abreast
is legal but I wouldn’t in London, that is just courtesy. But neither
should drivers knock so many single cyclists over or block cycle lanes
where we have them. I gave up counting how many times I’ve seen cars
cut in, to turn left in front of me and others to save milliseconds
from a trip.

....

It must be that the root cause of this is the frustration that most
drivers feel stuck in traffic. I have felt it too, I drive but not as
much as I used to. Seeing someone getting where they want to, with
less effort, stress, cost and at a predictable rate is frustrating
especially if your late or need the loo. The anger can rise when
someone glides past, through heavy traffic off into the sucset (or
sunrise). I have been in both positions, like so many people who ride
to work.

Instead of getting angry, why not get a bike? Most cyclists don’t feel
smug – they just made the choice to leave the car at home and avoid
overcrowded public transport.

And remember, those are people, not cyclists. They have families,
mothers, fathers, daughters, sons, brothers and sisters – so try not
to kill us."

http://ragtag.wordpress.com/2008/01/...hate-cyclists/

In article ,
Tom Sherman °_° wrote:

Tim McNamara wrote:
In article ,
Mark Cleary wrote:

ComandanteBanana wrote:

snip the usual drivel

So what is your point?

ComandanteBanana is a troll and his point is to get people to pay
attention to him.

I disagree. ComandanteBanana's goal is to scare people away from
cycling.

Then he's an idiot, picking Usenet with its shrinking participation
numbers and diminishing support by ISPs. If he wants to scare people
away from cycling, he's picked the least effective forum I can think of.