fat bitches arent us

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fat bitches arent us


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scuse i





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how's that feel jennifer?


"much better"


"drugs pls"


you run out tonight





u ok with one day without ?





"yeah"





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wow





that feels betetr





just smoked a cone








just got back from a


quick surf around th medium block


on th unicycle





had to go for a ride


th abs were killin me


take me out and work paulie





ya'd think walkina ll afternoon


up and down a


terracotta roof


would keep em happy





"never happened by th way"


**** no


jennifer was never on a roof today





ometimes handy to have two personalities


i never lie





"feels better now"


th jumps in th skate bowl on th weekend


payin for it





"there there"


"you wanted to go playin"


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phone rings





what are ya doin ?





he says








not much





ok i'm comin to get ya








fair enough





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just payin for my board


wasnt too slippery


we made th mix too hot


which was kuta right


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man that hose is gunna blow


th plastic is melting


is too hot man





waddya mean ?


have i got my sunnies on


and can i pump th ****er


cause you wont turn it off





jeez yur a mad ****





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we got it done





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i dunno man


last time i had a hose exlode


i spent


half an hour in agony on th grass


with th neighbours pouring vinegar on me





not pleasant





next time we try coke





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i climbed on th wheel


turned on th radio


fiddled with th knob





and


the sweet


'ballroom blitz'


came thru th ears





big smile


forgot i had


mega sore abs





and unicycle out


into th cold night





idiot me


i'd just drained th bath


still got a wet arm





keep th ****in speed down jennifer


i'm freezing here





but no





she's off


dancin on th unicycle and


lookin for trees to duck under and around





jeez i tell ya





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you dont wanna know





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"overshare"





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stop daydreaming about nicole kidman


nearly chopped my other toe off


"sorry"


"Was a nice fantasy"





jenny





three and a half thousand psi of water


just peel off a toenail








think about somethin else





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you are what you eat








"she been eating fat bitches"





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she should cut th fat off





scuse us





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yeah they should use a fat bitch as a model


"you;re delirious paulie"


"here smoke this"





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that feels much better


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i ejaculate


therefore i am


"forever cleaning up th mess"


"got some in yur hair there dear"





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the land surfer


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p.s.





i got cold enough


i crossed my arms





pedallin along


feelin th upper body


movin


some of it doin things





it aint ever done





"thank yoga"


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sidecars


can twist yur body





specially if ya ride em for fifteen years





"unicycles can straighten it"





i got sore abs





"more drugs over here"


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th boys are off to cairns


for a week





flying


petrol bein so dear





sorry


diesel





home alone for a week





"kuta"








the atherton tablelands


i remember lots of mist


"i remember th carvan fallin off th blocks"


"****in that hot blonde"





the mist was around th dope


growin in fourty four gallon drums


up in th rainforest





"oh"


"sorry"


where i used to take her to **** er


you happy now ?





" smile "


"sweet memories"

the land surfer wrote:

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It's dead, Jim!


Gary Woods AKA K2AHC- PGP key on request, or at home.earthlink.net/~garygarlic
Zone 5/6 in upstate New York, 1420' elevation. NY WO G