cyclist rides into parked car

On 20/10/2016 21:52, wrote:
On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:43:32 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
wrote:
On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:08:39 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
http://uknip.co.uk/2016/10/cyclist-l...in-portsmouth/

I hope that he was insured for the damage he caused to the parked
car. But ..........
I also hope that the piece of **** on the bicycle is in real pain.

75% of car drivers are insured so that should not be a problem.
The question is has the car driver been charged with attempted murder
or merely assault with a deadly weapon.

Pillock.

Cyclist moves from secondary to primary to pass a parked car obstructing the Queen's Highway.
Car driver pulls along side the cyclist, slows, moves left and gives the cyclist a choice between being run over by a moving car or crashing into a stationary car.
And you think this is acceptable.

That is a cyclist's wet fantasy - and nothing more.

QUOTE:
Police are appealing for witnesses after a cyclist was in collision with
a parked car leaving him with serious injuries to his face.
The 50-year-old cyclist was travelling along Northern Parade, in
Portsmouth, on October 14, when he was passed by a Peugeot 206.
It was at this point that the cyclist was in collision with a parked
car, leaving him with extensive injuries to his face.
Officers would like to speak to the driver of the car, as they may have
information which may assist with the investigation into the exact
circumstances of the collision.
The collision happened sometime between 10.20pm and 11pm, close to the
Oakwood Road junction.
Anyone with information about the incident is asked to call 101, quoting
44160389169, or Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555 111.
ENDQUOTE

So... er... where is the mention of your fantasy car?

On 20/10/2016 22:32, wrote:
On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 9:58:44 PM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Thu, 20 Oct 2016 21:52:16 +0100, wrote:

On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:43:32 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
wrote:
On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:08:39 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
http://uknip.co.uk/2016/10/cyclist-l...in-portsmouth/

I hope that he was insured for the damage he caused to the parked
car. But ..........
I also hope that the piece of **** on the bicycle is in real pain.

75% of car drivers are insured so that should not be a problem.
The question is has the car driver been charged with attempted murder
or merely assault with a deadly weapon.

Pillock.

Cyclist moves from secondary to primary to pass a parked car obstructing the Queen's Highway.
Car driver pulls along side the cyclist, slows, moves left and gives the cyclist a choice between being run over by a moving car or crashing into a stationary car.
And you think this is acceptable.

So the cyclist overtook the parked car without looking behind him?

Did he?

When cycling, I always look over my shoulder before pulling out.

Good for you, now is there some point you are failing to make?

Where is your evidence for this moving car with a driver in it?

On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 11:55:09 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote:

Where is your evidence for this moving car with a driver in it?

'when he was passed by a Peugeot 206'

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peugeot_206

Perhaps it was a self-drive homing Peugeot on it's way to pick up it's master.

On 21.10.2016 08:42, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
wrote:
On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:08:39 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
http://uknip.co.uk/2016/10/cyclist-l...in-portsmouth/

I hope that he was insured for the damage he caused to the parked
car. But ..........
I also hope that the piece of **** on the bicycle is in real pain.

75% of car drivers are insured so that should not be a problem.
The question is has the car driver been charged with attempted murder
or merely assault with a deadly weapon.

Pillock.


Thanks greatly for the compliment, especially coming from the likes of you.
Now please vomit to me the further honour of being full of houseflies,
cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and
intestinal parasites.
And I shall sit on your face and crap then forcibly into your mouth.

On 21/10/2016 06:08, wrote:

On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 11:55:09 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote:

Where is your evidence for this moving car with a driver in it?

'when he was passed by a Peugeot 206'

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peugeot_206

Perhaps it was a self-drive homing Peugeot on it's way to pick up it's master.

See:

"It was at this point that the cyclist was in collision with a parked
car, leaving him with extensive injuries to his face".

That evidence is there for this, other than the cyclist himself?

It is reported as though it were an incontrovertible fact, but where
there any independent witnesses?

OTOH, the cyclist, like every other road-user, will have been passed by
many cars over a lifetime. How many of their drivers were to blame for
this incident?

On 21/10/2016 08:11, Phil Lee wrote:
considered Thu, 20 Oct 2016 13:52:16 -0700
(PDT) the perfect time to write:

On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:43:32 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
wrote:
On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:08:39 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
http://uknip.co.uk/2016/10/cyclist-l...in-portsmouth/

I hope that he was insured for the damage he caused to the parked
car. But ..........
I also hope that the piece of **** on the bicycle is in real pain.

75% of car drivers are insured so that should not be a problem.
The question is has the car driver been charged with attempted murder
or merely assault with a deadly weapon.

Pillock.

Cyclist moves from secondary to primary to pass a parked car obstructing the Queen's Highway.
Car driver pulls along side the cyclist, slows, moves left and gives the cyclist a choice between being run over by a moving car or crashing into a stationary car.
And you think this is acceptable.

The driver of the overtaking car clearly needs to be dragged behind it
until he has learned his lesson.
On coarse chip and seal surface dressing.

Oh, good.

M'Lud lee is back and honouring us with a few of his learned opinions
and leading cases.

On Fri, 21 Oct 2016 08:14:37 +0100, Phil Lee wrote:

"James Wilkinson Sword" considered Thu, 20 Oct
2016 23:48:57 +0100 the perfect time to write:

On Thu, 20 Oct 2016 21:52:16 +0100, wrote:

On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:43:32 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
wrote:
On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:08:39 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
http://uknip.co.uk/2016/10/cyclist-l...in-portsmouth/

I hope that he was insured for the damage he caused to the parked
car. But ..........
I also hope that the piece of **** on the bicycle is in real pain.

75% of car drivers are insured so that should not be a problem.
The question is has the car driver been charged with attempted murder
or merely assault with a deadly weapon.

Pillock.

Cyclist moves from secondary to primary to pass a parked car obstructing the Queen's Highway.

What is "secondary" and "primary"? Please speak in the Queen's English. Do you mean he changed gear or what?

Get out of the cycling group until you can understand concepts so
basic to cycling that all of my kids have been able to demonstrate
them while still in primary school.

Funny how I can cycle without all those silly words. You don't need any knowledge above that of driving a car.

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On Fri, 21 Oct 2016 08:11:58 +0100, Phil Lee wrote:

considered Thu, 20 Oct 2016 13:52:16 -0700
(PDT) the perfect time to write:

On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:43:32 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
wrote:
On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:08:39 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
http://uknip.co.uk/2016/10/cyclist-l...in-portsmouth/

I hope that he was insured for the damage he caused to the parked
car. But ..........
I also hope that the piece of **** on the bicycle is in real pain.

75% of car drivers are insured so that should not be a problem.
The question is has the car driver been charged with attempted murder
or merely assault with a deadly weapon.

Pillock.

Cyclist moves from secondary to primary to pass a parked car obstructing the Queen's Highway.
Car driver pulls along side the cyclist, slows, moves left and gives the cyclist a choice between being run over by a moving car or crashing into a stationary car.
And you think this is acceptable.

The driver of the overtaking car clearly needs to be dragged behind it
until he has learned his lesson.
On coarse chip and seal surface dressing.

Assaulting a motorist will find you dead one day. They have cars that can end your life pretty quickly.

--
Yellatio: Really loud oral sex

wrote:
On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:43:32 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
wrote:
On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:08:39 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder
Esquire wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
http://uknip.co.uk/2016/10/cyclist-l...in-portsmouth/

I hope that he was insured for the damage he caused to the parked
car. But ..........
I also hope that the piece of **** on the bicycle is in real pain.

75% of car drivers are insured so that should not be a problem.
The question is has the car driver been charged with attempted
murder or merely assault with a deadly weapon.

Pillock.

Cyclist moves from secondary to primary to pass a parked car
obstructing the Queen's Highway.
Car driver pulls along side the cyclist, slows, moves left and gives
the cyclist a choice between being run over by a moving car or
crashing into a stationary car. And you think this is acceptable.

Tell us in no more than ten words just what it feels like to be hated by
drivers and pedestrians.

On Friday, October 21, 2016 at 7:44:57 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
wrote:
On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:43:32 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
wrote:
On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:08:39 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder
Esquire wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
http://uknip.co.uk/2016/10/cyclist-l...in-portsmouth/

I hope that he was insured for the damage he caused to the parked
car. But ..........
I also hope that the piece of **** on the bicycle is in real pain.

75% of car drivers are insured so that should not be a problem.
The question is has the car driver been charged with attempted
murder or merely assault with a deadly weapon.

Pillock.

Cyclist moves from secondary to primary to pass a parked car
obstructing the Queen's Highway.
Car driver pulls along side the cyclist, slows, moves left and gives
the cyclist a choice between being run over by a moving car or
crashing into a stationary car. And you think this is acceptable.

Tell us in no more than ten words just what it feels like to be hated by
drivers and pedestrians.

'B-E-A-utiful'