cyclist rides into parked car

On 22.10.2016 09:18, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
from this bellend.

Thanks greatly for the compliment vomited out by you. Especially by you.

It really is a very great compliment to be called a bell end by you.
Especially by you.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in your eyes.
After all I ride a ****ing bicycle.
And we all know what you think of bicyclists.
And because it is you who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

On 23/10/2016 17:41, Phil Lee wrote:
"James Wilkinson Sword" considered Fri, 21 Oct
2016 16:08:46 +0100 the perfect time to write:

On Fri, 21 Oct 2016 08:14:37 +0100, Phil Lee wrote:

"James Wilkinson Sword" considered Thu, 20 Oct
2016 23:48:57 +0100 the perfect time to write:

On Thu, 20 Oct 2016 21:52:16 +0100, wrote:

On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:43:32 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
wrote:
On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:08:39 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
http://uknip.co.uk/2016/10/cyclist-l...in-portsmouth/

I hope that he was insured for the damage he caused to the parked
car. But ..........
I also hope that the piece of **** on the bicycle is in real pain.

75% of car drivers are insured so that should not be a problem.
The question is has the car driver been charged with attempted murder
or merely assault with a deadly weapon.

Pillock.

Cyclist moves from secondary to primary to pass a parked car obstructing the Queen's Highway.

What is "secondary" and "primary"? Please speak in the Queen's English. Do you mean he changed gear or what?

Get out of the cycling group until you can understand concepts so
basic to cycling that all of my kids have been able to demonstrate
them while still in primary school.

Funny how I can cycle without all those silly words. You don't need any knowledge above that of driving a car.

So you acknowledge that you still have a long way to go, as you
repeatedly demonstrate your inability to reach even the minimum
standards necessary to legally operate a motor vehicle.

I haven't a clue what primary and secondary means either.

On Sunday, 23 October 2016 18:41:48 UTC+1, Bod wrote:


I haven't a clue what primary and secondary means either.

https://www.britishcycling.org.uk/kn...iding-part-1-0

On 23/10/2016 19:32, Alycidon wrote:
On Sunday, 23 October 2016 18:41:48 UTC+1, Bod wrote:


I haven't a clue what primary and secondary means either.

https://www.britishcycling.org.uk/kn...iding-part-1-0

Thanks, but I've just used my common sense for 60 years of cycling with
no problems *at all*.

On Sun, 23 Oct 2016 18:41:46 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 23/10/2016 17:41, Phil Lee wrote:
"James Wilkinson Sword" considered Fri, 21 Oct
2016 16:08:46 +0100 the perfect time to write:

On Fri, 21 Oct 2016 08:14:37 +0100, Phil Lee wrote:

"James Wilkinson Sword" considered Thu, 20 Oct
2016 23:48:57 +0100 the perfect time to write:

On Thu, 20 Oct 2016 21:52:16 +0100, wrote:

On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:43:32 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
wrote:
On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:08:39 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
http://uknip.co.uk/2016/10/cyclist-l...in-portsmouth/

I hope that he was insured for the damage he caused to the parked
car. But ..........
I also hope that the piece of **** on the bicycle is in real pain.

75% of car drivers are insured so that should not be a problem.
The question is has the car driver been charged with attempted murder
or merely assault with a deadly weapon.

Pillock.

Cyclist moves from secondary to primary to pass a parked car obstructing the Queen's Highway.

What is "secondary" and "primary"? Please speak in the Queen's English. Do you mean he changed gear or what?

Get out of the cycling group until you can understand concepts so
basic to cycling that all of my kids have been able to demonstrate
them while still in primary school.

Funny how I can cycle without all those silly words. You don't need any knowledge above that of driving a car.

So you acknowledge that you still have a long way to go, as you
repeatedly demonstrate your inability to reach even the minimum
standards necessary to legally operate a motor vehicle.

I haven't a clue what primary and secondary means either.

Phil is some weird geek who probably took a cycling proficiency test. Most people just get on the bike and pedal.

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On Sun, 23 Oct 2016 17:50:23 +0100, Phil Lee wrote:

"Mr Pounder Esquire" considered Fri,
21 Oct 2016 19:44:55 +0100 the perfect time to write:

wrote:
On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:43:32 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
wrote:
On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:08:39 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder
Esquire wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
http://uknip.co.uk/2016/10/cyclist-l...in-portsmouth/

I hope that he was insured for the damage he caused to the parked
car. But ..........
I also hope that the piece of **** on the bicycle is in real pain.

75% of car drivers are insured so that should not be a problem.
The question is has the car driver been charged with attempted
murder or merely assault with a deadly weapon.

Pillock.

Cyclist moves from secondary to primary to pass a parked car
obstructing the Queen's Highway.
Car driver pulls along side the cyclist, slows, moves left and gives
the cyclist a choice between being run over by a moving car or
crashing into a stationary car. And you think this is acceptable.

Tell us in no more than ten words just what it feels like to be hated by
drivers and pedestrians.

On that subject (probably a first and only one), it is clear that we
can bow to your superior knowledge.

I think everyone knows....

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On Sun, 23 Oct 2016 19:35:46 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 23/10/2016 19:32, Alycidon wrote:
On Sunday, 23 October 2016 18:41:48 UTC+1, Bod wrote:


I haven't a clue what primary and secondary means either.

https://www.britishcycling.org.uk/kn...iding-part-1-0

Thanks, but I've just used my common sense for 60 years of cycling with
no problems *at all*.

People with OCD need absurd amounts of detail in their life.

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