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Old April 7th 18, 02:58 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,soc.penpals,alt.checkmate
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Default Oh dear, warmer weather means the pervert cyclists are out.

Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, snowflakes, melt!
On Fri, 06 Apr 2018 20:07:27 -0400, Tony wrote:

% wrote:
On 2018-04-06 10:58 AM, Sick old pedo Andrew Andrzej Baron (aka Ron
Jacobson) wrote:
In article ,
Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:

Well, folks... He t'aint gots no sense (or cents), but at least he
knows his name.

LOL

i love being the greatest newsgroup poster of all time



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his bones someone can surpass his accomplishments.


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a passel of AUK awards including the big enchilada, and ran away. No
sightings for months now.

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  #22  
Old April 7th 18, 06:45 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.home.repair,soc.penpals,alt.checkmate
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Subject: Oh dear, warmer weather means the pervert cyclists are out.
From: Ser Gregor Clegane
Newsgroups: uk.rec.cycling, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.home.repair, soc.penpals, alt.checkmate

On Thu, 5 Apr 2018 07:39:01 -0700, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" wrote:
On 4/5/2018 5:58 AM, MrCheerful wrote:
Number plates would help stop this, or at least reduce it.

http://www.dorsetecho.co.uk/news/161...letown-forest/

This is the kinda **** that reminds me of little Percy Pervurt.
LOL

It really is so lame that some paranoid, dog-walking ****
becomes hysterical just because a cyclist needs to relieve
himself in the woods.


A common excuse used by exhibitionists. If you need to relieve yourself,
you're not going to stand there and have your junk out facing the road.

i do whatever i like with my junk

I'll bet you do.


well now that i got hammer head open for anotherrerun ,
i can go get a drink , oxy up and enjoy the show

Don't expect it to last. You're only out until I tire of you, which
won't be long.

i don't care what you do now or later ,
you're just a big bag of fk all anyway


Keep making new replies to tell me how much you "don't care". LOL!

i do whatever i like , don't like it, so what


I made you post that to assure me you do whatever YOU want, but you
actually did what I wanted, and you will continue to do so whenever I
wish.

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  #23  
Old April 7th 18, 06:55 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.home.repair,soc.penpals,alt.checkmate
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Subject: Oh dear, warmer weather means the pervert cyclists are out.
From: Ser Gregor Clegane
Newsgroups: uk.rec.cycling, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.home.repair, soc.penpals, alt.checkmate

On Thu, 5 Apr 2018 07:39:01 -0700, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" wrote:
On 4/5/2018 5:58 AM, MrCheerful wrote:
Number plates would help stop this, or at least reduce it.

http://www.dorsetecho.co.uk/news/161...letown-forest/

This is the kinda **** that reminds me of little Percy Pervurt.
LOL

It really is so lame that some paranoid, dog-walking ****
becomes hysterical just because a cyclist needs to relieve
himself in the woods.


A common excuse used by exhibitionists. If you need to relieve yourself,
you're not going to stand there and have your junk out facing the road.

i do whatever i like with my junk

I'll bet you do.


well now that i got hammer head open for anotherrerun ,
i can go get a drink , oxy up and enjoy the show

Don't expect it to last. You're only out until I tire of you, which
won't be long.

i don't care what you do now or later ,
you're just a big bag of fk all anyway


Keep making new replies to tell me how much you "don't care". LOL!

keep telling me how you're going to killfile me again ,
and i'll keep saying please do but you don't its just more fabrication


Count on that happening by midnight... maybe sooner.

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Philosopher, Humanitarian
Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars
Copyright © 2018
all rights reserved

In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
May 2010-February 12, 2017

"There are many here among us,
who feel that life is but a joke."
  #24  
Old April 10th 18, 10:16 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
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Default Oh dear, warmer weather means the pervert cyclists are out.

On 10/04/18 03:28, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 4/6/2018 2:45 AM, Peter Keller wrote:
On 06/04/18 00:58, MrCheerful wrote:
Number plates would help stop this, or at least reduce it.

http://www.dorsetecho.co.uk/news/161...letown-forest/


*Plonk*


Huh?Â* When you make is bold, is it better??

What is better?
Now you know why I always stop at red lights.
  #25  
Old April 11th 18, 03:52 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.home.repair,soc.penpals,alt.checkmate
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Default Oh dear, warmer weather means the pervert cyclists are out.

On Thu, 5 Apr 2018 16:20:49 -0700, % wrote:

On 2018-04-05 4:18 PM, Checkmate wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate! In article ,
n says...


Subject: Oh dear, warmer weather means the pervert cyclists are out.
From: Ser Gregor Clegane
Newsgroups: uk.rec.cycling, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.home.repair, soc.penpals, alt.checkmate

On Thu, 5 Apr 2018 07:39:01 -0700, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" wrote:
On 4/5/2018 5:58 AM, MrCheerful wrote:
Number plates would help stop this, or at least reduce it.

http://www.dorsetecho.co.uk/news/161...letown-forest/

This is the kinda **** that reminds me of little Percy Pervurt.
LOL

It really is so lame that some paranoid, dog-walking ****
becomes hysterical just because a cyclist needs to relieve
himself in the woods.


A common excuse used by exhibitionists. If you need to relieve yourself,
you're not going to stand there and have your junk out facing the road.

i do whatever i like with my junk


We believe you.
  #26  
Old April 11th 18, 04:43 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.home.repair,soc.penpals,alt.checkmate
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Default Oh dear, warmer weather means the pervert cyclists are out.

On 2018-04-10 7:52 PM, wrote:
On Thu, 5 Apr 2018 16:20:49 -0700, % wrote:

On 2018-04-05 4:18 PM, Checkmate wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate! In article ,
n says...


Subject: Oh dear, warmer weather means the pervert cyclists are out.
From: Ser Gregor Clegane
Newsgroups: uk.rec.cycling, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.home.repair, soc.penpals, alt.checkmate

On Thu, 5 Apr 2018 07:39:01 -0700, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" wrote:
On 4/5/2018 5:58 AM, MrCheerful wrote:
Number plates would help stop this, or at least reduce it.

http://www.dorsetecho.co.uk/news/161...letown-forest/

This is the kinda **** that reminds me of little Percy Pervurt.
LOL

It really is so lame that some paranoid, dog-walking ****
becomes hysterical just because a cyclist needs to relieve
himself in the woods.


A common excuse used by exhibitionists. If you need to relieve yourself,
you're not going to stand there and have your junk out facing the road.

i do whatever i like with my junk


We believe you.

would it matter if you didn't
 




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