School bicycle shed crammed with bikes.

mileburner wrote:
"Tom Crispin" wrote in message
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On Fri, 8 Oct 2010 17:32:18 +0100, "The Medway Handyman"
wrote:

Tom Cwispin wrote:


See Mr Bodge the Handyman.

Mr Bodge has a secret.

See Mr Cwispin.
Mr Cwispin has errotic fantasies about handymen in public toilets.

Mr Cwispin likes cottaging.
See Mr Cwispin being friends with Dorothy.

Mr Cwispin is so thick, he doesn't know what the word 'bodge' means.

The terms "bodge" derives from Middle English boccen, which means
"to mend".
Mr Cwispin meant to say 'botch'.

See Mr Cwispin looking like a ****.

See Mr Bodge. Mr Bodge has a red face.

Mr Bodge doesn't like people knowing his secret. Mr Bodge is ranting.

Mr Bodge tries to mend things.

Mr Bodge often fails.

Amazing how I've run a successful business during the worst recession in
living history then innit?

Nice to know I'm getting to you. The more arguments you lose, the more I
make you look like a prat, the more desperate you become.

Nice one.


--
Dave - intelligent enough to realise that a push bike, like a skateboard, is
a kid's toy, not a viable form of transport.

mileburner wrote:
"Tony Raven" wrote in message
...
"The Medway Handyman" wrote:.

Oh. BTW. Its leased to give me the maximum tax advantage as an
allowable
business expense. Even more practical & intelligent.


So what do you drive the rest of the time? I do hope you are not
fiddling your taxes and are paying the appropriate benefit in kind
tax for private use of a business supplied vehicle and fuel.

Of course he fiddles his tax.

More unsubstantiated accusations?

He is a scummy trader - from a scummy estate.

Nope. Very nice area thanks.

Cash-in-hand means no tax and plenty of welfare.

Libel now is it?

I wonder what btinternet will think of that?


--
Dave - intelligent enough to realise that a push bike, like a skateboard, is
a kid's toy, not a viable form of transport.


--
Dave - intelligent enough to realise that a push bike, like a skateboard, is
a kid's toy, not a viable form of transport.

On Fri, 8 Oct 2010 19:42:57 +0100, "The Medway Handyman"
wrote:

Mr Bodge often fails.

Amazing how I've run a successful business during the worst recession in
living history then innit?

Petty crime and con jobs often thrive in a recession.

On Fri, 8 Oct 2010 19:50:50 +0100, "The Medway Handyman"
wrote:

mileburner wrote:
"Tony Raven" wrote in message
...
"The Medway Handyman" wrote:.

Oh. BTW. Its leased to give me the maximum tax advantage as an
allowable
business expense. Even more practical & intelligent.


So what do you drive the rest of the time? I do hope you are not
fiddling your taxes and are paying the appropriate benefit in kind
tax for private use of a business supplied vehicle and fuel.

Of course he fiddles his tax.

More unsubstantiated accusations?

He is a scummy trader - from a scummy estate.

Nope. Very nice area thanks.

Compared to Thamesmead, perhaps.

Cash-in-hand means no tax and plenty of welfare.

Libel now is it?

I wonder what btinternet will think of that?


--
Dave - intelligent enough to realise that a push bike, like a skateboard, is
a kid's toy, not a viable form of transport.

On Fri, 8 Oct 2010 19:36:37 +0100, "The Medway Handyman"
wrote:

Tony Raven wrote:
"The Medway Handyman" wrote:.

Oh. BTW. Its leased to give me the maximum tax advantage as an
allowable
business expense. Even more practical & intelligent.


So what do you drive the rest of the time? I do hope you are not
fiddling your taxes and are paying the appropriate benefit in kind tax
for private use of a business supplied vehicle and fuel.

Vauxhall Corsa owned by my missus.

So you're halfway to obtaining your dream of being a *true cyclist*,
as defined by Doug. You don't actually own a motor vehicle.

"Tom Crispin" wrote in message
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On Fri, 8 Oct 2010 19:42:57 +0100, "The Medway Handyman"
wrote:

Mr Bodge often fails.

Amazing how I've run a successful business during the worst recession in
living history then innit?

Petty crime and con jobs often thrive in a recession.

The added advantage is not paying tax and claiming the dole.

If you call that "a successful business" you are on planet Medway.

"Tom Crispin" wrote in message
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On Fri, 8 Oct 2010 19:50:50 +0100, "The Medway Handyman"
wrote:

mileburner wrote:
"Tony Raven" wrote in message
...
"The Medway Handyman" wrote:.

Oh. BTW. Its leased to give me the maximum tax advantage as an
allowable
business expense. Even more practical & intelligent.


So what do you drive the rest of the time? I do hope you are not
fiddling your taxes and are paying the appropriate benefit in kind
tax for private use of a business supplied vehicle and fuel.

Of course he fiddles his tax.

More unsubstantiated accusations?

If the cap fits...

He is a scummy trader - from a scummy estate.

Nope. Very nice area thanks.

I have seen it on Google Street View. Your windows need replacing and you
share the street with other scummy traders. It is a ****ty estate. Though
you might think you have done well for yourself, it really depends on where
you were beforehand...

Compared to Thamesmead, perhaps.

Cash-in-hand means no tax and plenty of welfare.

Libel now is it?

I wonder what btinternet will think of that?

I do recall that a threat was made several months ago that Mr Medway was
going to track me down and sue me for libel. Everyday I check the mail and
nothing ever arrives, despite the fact that my name, address and a phone
number are in the public domain *and* anyone who is bright enough to know
how the interweb works can *easily* find me.

Even the btinternet address I use works and I can be contacted via that, but
still I get nothing from Mr Medway and his legal team - I wonder why that
is?

BTW "no-spam-blueyonder.co.uk" is not a valid domain, do you realise that
you are abusing your account with Virgin Media?

Perhaps it is time to fill in one of these:
http://netreport.virginmedia.com/netreport/

smile

On 08/10/2010 19:50, The Medway Handyman wrote:
mileburner wrote:
"Tony wrote in message
...
"The Medway wrote:.

Oh. BTW. Its leased to give me the maximum tax advantage as an
allowable
business expense. Even more practical& intelligent.


So what do you drive the rest of the time? I do hope you are not
fiddling your taxes and are paying the appropriate benefit in kind
tax for private use of a business supplied vehicle and fuel.

Of course he fiddles his tax.

More unsubstantiated accusations?

He is a scummy trader - from a scummy estate.

Nope. Very nice area thanks.

Cash-in-hand means no tax and plenty of welfare.

Libel now is it?

I wonder what btinternet will think of that?


Sits back , opens a bottle of beer and waits for the fun...

"mileburner" wrote in message
...

"Tom Crispin" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 8 Oct 2010 19:50:50 +0100, "The Medway Handyman"
wrote:

mileburner wrote:
"Tony Raven" wrote in message
...
"The Medway Handyman" wrote:.

Oh. BTW. Its leased to give me the maximum tax advantage as an
allowable
business expense. Even more practical & intelligent.


So what do you drive the rest of the time? I do hope you are not
fiddling your taxes and are paying the appropriate benefit in kind
tax for private use of a business supplied vehicle and fuel.

Of course he fiddles his tax.

More unsubstantiated accusations?

If the cap fits...

He is a scummy trader - from a scummy estate.

Nope. Very nice area thanks.

I have seen it on Google Street View. Your windows need replacing and you
share the street with other scummy traders. It is a ****ty estate. Though
you might think you have done well for yourself, it really depends on
where you were beforehand...

Compared to Thamesmead, perhaps.

Cash-in-hand means no tax and plenty of welfare.

Libel now is it?

I wonder what btinternet will think of that?

I do recall that a threat was made several months ago that Mr Medway was
going to track me down and sue me for libel. Everyday I check the mail and
nothing ever arrives, despite the fact that my name, address and a phone
number are in the public domain *and* anyone who is bright enough to know
how the interweb works can *easily* find me.

Even the btinternet address I use works and I can be contacted via that,
but still I get nothing from Mr Medway and his legal team - I wonder why
that is?

BTW "no-spam-blueyonder.co.uk" is not a valid domain, do you realise that
you are abusing your account with Virgin Media?

Perhaps it is time to fill in one of these:
http://netreport.virginmedia.com/netreport/

smile

Oh and if you want to reply to me *personally* Medway use email, because the
only drivel that I read of yours on Usenet is the stuff which is so stupid
that others think it worthy of reposting and commenting on.

Look forward to hearing from you soon :-)

Marc wrote:
On 08/10/2010 19:50, The Medway Handyman wrote:
mileburner wrote:
"Tony wrote in message
...
"The Medway wrote:.

Oh. BTW. Its leased to give me the maximum tax advantage as an
allowable
business expense. Even more practical& intelligent.


So what do you drive the rest of the time? I do hope you are not
fiddling your taxes and are paying the appropriate benefit in kind
tax for private use of a business supplied vehicle and fuel.

Of course he fiddles his tax.

More unsubstantiated accusations?

He is a scummy trader - from a scummy estate.

Nope. Very nice area thanks.

Cash-in-hand means no tax and plenty of welfare.

Libel now is it?

I wonder what btinternet will think of that?


Sits back , opens a bottle of beer and waits for the fun...

Let me know if he says anything amusing Marc.