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Economics not bicycle tech
On Mon, 06 Apr 2020 20:20:40 -0700, Jeff Liebermann
wrote: On Tue, 07 Apr 2020 09:04:46 +0700, John B. wrote: Well, comparing the Christian Heaven and the Muslim Heaven, the Christians get a harp and the Muslims get 77 women, specified to have big boobs. So, what do the women get when they enter heaven? Somehow, that question seems to have escaped the attention of the biblical authors and scholars. Yes, the "old Folks" did ignore the females to a great extent, but I would have to ask, "Who is going to cook supper?" There is no record of Abraham, for example, being a chef. And, I have read that the Jews have seven heavens, but apparently no harps or boobs :-) No loose women or big boobs, but maybe some choir music. See the 5th level of heaven: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven_in_Judaism The fifth heaven is under the administration of Samael. It is also where the Ishim and the Song-Uttering Choirs reside. Since the traditional Jewish image of paradise is lacking in entertainment value, the biblical scholars added a playground: Beyond Paradise, according to Legends of the Jews, is the higher Gan Eden, where God is enthroned and explains the Torah to its inhabitants. So, there you have it. When you go to heaven, you're expected to listen to choir music and study the Torah. Eternal damnation seems like more fun. -- cheers, John B. |
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