Levi dopes his way to Tour de Suisse win

ilan wrote:

On Jun 19, 5:36*pm, Anton Berlin wrote:
Sincere congratulations to Levi for your successful doping program
under Lance's tutelage.

In the post race interview, Levi said that before the final stage, he
had a call from two time Tour de Suisse winner Andy Hampsten
encouraging him. So it seems clear that it wasn't drugs that helped
Levi win, but Andy's inspirational win on yhe Gavia Pass which led to
his winning the 1988 Giro.

-ilan

I don't like the fact that The Hampster has LL on speed dial. Surely
The Hampster reads cyclingnews and therefore knows Levi is doped to the
effin gills.

But the Hampster goes around trying to portray his early retirement into
a swan song about not wanting to dope. I guess that would be the
****ing Black Swan. I don't like the fact that Gavia Boy is bisexual on
this whole doping thing.

I mean do you think Lemon Club calls Levi? Lance would never tolerate
that kind of disloyalty coming from bald headed doper Levi Leapfrog.

Magilla

"RicodJour" wrote in message
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On Jun 19, 12:10 pm, ilan wrote:

In the post race interview, Levi said that before the final stage, he
had a call from two time Tour de Suisse winner Andy Hampsten
encouraging him. So it seems clear that it wasn't drugs that helped
Levi win, but Andy's inspirational win on yhe Gavia Pass which led to
his winning the 1988 Giro.
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I wonder how many people LemonD has picked up the phone to encourage.

Andy +
Greg -

R
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Greg goes one better. When they confess to doping, he grants their
ultimate wish. All of their virtual wins are added to the record books.

What's confusing to me is how you deal with multiple virtual wins for
the same event.

--Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycles
www.ChainReactionBicycles.com

On Jun 20, 12:03*am, "Mike Jacoubowsky"
wrote:
"RicodJour" wrote in message

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On Jun 19, 12:10 pm, ilan wrote:

In the post race interview, Levi said that before the final stage, he
had a call from two time Tour de Suisse winner Andy Hampsten
encouraging him. So it seems clear that it wasn't drugs that helped
Levi win, but Andy's inspirational win on yhe Gavia Pass which led to
his winning the 1988 Giro.

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I wonder how many people LemonD has picked up the phone to encourage.

Andy +
Greg -

R
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Greg goes one better. When they confess to doping, he grants their
ultimate wish. All of their virtual wins are added to the record books.

What's confusing to me is how you deal with multiple virtual wins for
the same event.

String theory. Or LSD. One or the other.

R

Mike Jacoubowsky wrote:
What's confusing to me is how you deal with multiple virtual wins for
the same event.

RicodJour wrote:
String theory. Or LSD. One or the other.

Old fashioned quantum theory works just fine for that using the MWI.

And decoherence works quite well on rbr.

On 6/19/2011 11:10 AM, ilan wrote:
In the post race interview, Levi said that before the final stage, he
had a call from two time Tour de Suisse winner Andy Hampsten
encouraging him. So it seems clear that it wasn't drugs that helped
Levi win, but Andy's inspirational win on yhe Gavia Pass which led to
his winning the 1988 Giro.

This is appropriate. Hampsten won the 1987 race by 1 second over
Dutch rider Peter Winnen, which required Ron Kiefel to take the
last time bonus sprint from Winnen to preserve the victory.

Levi should have sat up at the finish, he had three seconds to
play with.

F

On Jun 20, 10:43*am, Fred Flintstein
wrote:
On 6/19/2011 11:10 AM, ilan wrote:

In the post race interview, Levi said that before the final stage, he
had a call from two time Tour de Suisse winner Andy Hampsten
encouraging him. So it seems clear that it wasn't drugs that helped
Levi win, but Andy's inspirational win on yhe Gavia Pass which led to
his winning the 1988 Giro.

This is appropriate. Hampsten won the 1987 race by 1 second over
Dutch rider Peter Winnen, which required Ron Kiefel to take the
last time bonus sprint from Winnen to preserve the victory.

Levi should have sat up at the finish, he had three seconds to
play with.

You do realize, non-directionality of time equations notwithstanding,
that we only perceive time going forward, right? How would Levi know
where Il Papoosa would finish? It would make more sense for Il
Prepuce to act really tired near the end when it was really close, dog
it, let LL think he was going to win the yellow jersey, then sprint at
the finish and win by one second. Then laugh and yell, "In your FACE,
Levi!" or whatever that translates to in Italian, as he crossed the
line.

R

In article ,
"Mike Jacoubowsky" wrote:

Greg goes one better. When they confess to doping, he grants their
ultimate wish. All of their virtual wins are added to the record books.

In Greg's column.

--
Old Fritz

In article
,
RicodJour wrote:

On Jun 20, 10:43Â*am, Fred Flintstein
wrote:
On 6/19/2011 11:10 AM, ilan wrote:

In the post race interview, Levi said that before the final stage, he
had a call from two time Tour de Suisse winner Andy Hampsten
encouraging him. So it seems clear that it wasn't drugs that helped
Levi win, but Andy's inspirational win on yhe Gavia Pass which led to
his winning the 1988 Giro.

This is appropriate. Hampsten won the 1987 race by 1 second over
Dutch rider Peter Winnen, which required Ron Kiefel to take the
last time bonus sprint from Winnen to preserve the victory.

Levi should have sat up at the finish, he had three seconds to
play with.

You do realize, non-directionality of time equations notwithstanding,
that we only perceive time going forward, right? How would Levi know
where Il Papoosa would finish? It would make more sense for Il
Prepuce to act really tired near the end when it was really close, dog
it, let LL think he was going to win the yellow jersey, then sprint at
the finish and win by one second. Then laugh and yell, "In your FACE,
Levi!" or whatever that translates to in Italian, as he crossed the
line.

Besame culo.

--
Old Fritz

On Jun 19, 9:03*pm, "Mike Jacoubowsky"
wrote:
"RicodJour" wrote in message

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On Jun 19, 12:10 pm, ilan wrote:

In the post race interview, Levi said that before the final stage, he
had a call from two time Tour de Suisse winner Andy Hampsten
encouraging him. So it seems clear that it wasn't drugs that helped
Levi win, but Andy's inspirational win on yhe Gavia Pass which led to
his winning the 1988 Giro.

=======
I wonder how many people LemonD has picked up the phone to encourage.

Andy +
Greg -

R
=======

Greg goes one better. When they confess to doping, he grants their
ultimate wish. All of their virtual wins are added to the record books.

What's confusing to me is how you deal with multiple virtual wins for
the same event.

--Mike-- * * Chain Reaction Bicycleswww.ChainReactionBicycles.com

You don't actually win until you look at the result. Once you look and
get the result, all other possibilities collapse.
Phil H

On Jun 20, 2:11*pm, Frederick the Great wrote:
*RicodJour wrote:
Fred Flintstein wrote:

Levi should have sat up at the finish, he had three seconds to
play with.

You do realize, non-directionality of time equations notwithstanding,
that we only perceive time going forward, right? *How would Levi know
where Il Papoosa would finish? *It would make more sense for Il
Prepuce to act really tired near the end when it was really close, dog
it, let LL think he was going to win the yellow jersey, then sprint at
the finish and win by one second. *Then laugh and yell, "In your FACE,
Levi!" or whatever that translates to in Italian, as he crossed the
line.

Besame culo.

Thanks for the assist! Errr...that was meant as assistance, wasn't
it?

R