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  #41  
Old February 3rd 17, 09:01 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 03 Feb 2017 18:38:30 -0000, Simon Mason
wrote:
On Friday, 3 February 2017 16:52:16 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Thu, 2 Feb 2017 11:40:26 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Thursday, 2 February 2017 19:10:51 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

Perhaps there is something about the bicycle that changes people?
In some people it's a permanent effect, and in some only
temporary.

It changes tubby people into thin people.

http://www.swldxer.co.uk/soyuz.jpg


Why have you given it up?


I will be cycling to work again in the Spring.


If you ever get a job.


He will as he has something to offer.
You won't as you don't.


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  #42  
Old February 3rd 17, 09:06 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
James Wilkinson Sword[_4_]
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On Fri, 03 Feb 2017 20:01:27 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 03 Feb 2017 18:38:30 -0000, Simon Mason
wrote:
On Friday, 3 February 2017 16:52:16 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Thu, 2 Feb 2017 11:40:26 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Thursday, 2 February 2017 19:10:51 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

Perhaps there is something about the bicycle that changes people?
In some people it's a permanent effect, and in some only
temporary.

It changes tubby people into thin people.

http://www.swldxer.co.uk/soyuz.jpg


Why have you given it up?

I will be cycling to work again in the Spring.


If you ever get a job.


He will as he has something to offer.


How many has he applied for now?

You won't as you don't.


Got one.

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The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then said, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replied, "That would be my wife."
  #43  
Old February 3rd 17, 09:37 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Friday, 3 February 2017 19:09:27 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
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Why have you given it up?


I will be cycling to work again in the Spring.


If you ever get a job.


Was offered one today at Immingham to fly around like a blue arsed fly 365/24/7 for £20000. I told them to shove it.



  #44  
Old February 3rd 17, 09:47 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mr Pounder Esquire
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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 03 Feb 2017 20:01:27 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 03 Feb 2017 18:38:30 -0000, Simon Mason
wrote:
On Friday, 3 February 2017 16:52:16 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Thu, 2 Feb 2017 11:40:26 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Thursday, 2 February 2017 19:10:51 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword
wrote:

Perhaps there is something about the bicycle that changes
people? In some people it's a permanent effect, and in some only
temporary.

It changes tubby people into thin people.

http://www.swldxer.co.uk/soyuz.jpg


Why have you given it up?

I will be cycling to work again in the Spring.

If you ever get a job.


He will as he has something to offer.


How many has he applied for now?

You won't as you don't.


Got one.


Not really.


  #45  
Old February 3rd 17, 09:48 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mr Pounder Esquire
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Simon Mason wrote:
On Friday, 3 February 2017 19:09:27 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
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Why have you given it up?

I will be cycling to work again in the Spring.


If you ever get a job.


Was offered one today at Immingham to fly around like a blue arsed
fly 365/24/7 for £20000. I told them to shove it.


You are 58?
Take it.


  #46  
Old February 3rd 17, 09:50 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Fri, 03 Feb 2017 20:37:17 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Friday, 3 February 2017 19:09:27 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
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Why have you given it up?

I will be cycling to work again in the Spring.


If you ever get a job.


Was offered one today at Immingham to fly around like a blue arsed fly 365/24/7 for £20000. I told them to shove it.


So you're not looking for work because you're bored, you're looking for money, which you claimed you had plenty of.

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  #47  
Old February 3rd 17, 09:51 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Fri, 03 Feb 2017 20:48:33 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

Simon Mason wrote:
On Friday, 3 February 2017 19:09:27 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
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Why have you given it up?

I will be cycling to work again in the Spring.

If you ever get a job.


Was offered one today at Immingham to fly around like a blue arsed
fly 365/24/7 for £20000. I told them to shove it.


You are 58?
Take it.


£20000 isn't much, especially living in England where house prices are stupidly high.

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  #48  
Old February 3rd 17, 09:51 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
James Wilkinson Sword[_4_]
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On Fri, 03 Feb 2017 20:47:24 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 03 Feb 2017 20:01:27 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 03 Feb 2017 18:38:30 -0000, Simon Mason
wrote:
On Friday, 3 February 2017 16:52:16 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Thu, 2 Feb 2017 11:40:26 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Thursday, 2 February 2017 19:10:51 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword
wrote:

Perhaps there is something about the bicycle that changes
people? In some people it's a permanent effect, and in some only
temporary.

It changes tubby people into thin people.

http://www.swldxer.co.uk/soyuz.jpg


Why have you given it up?

I will be cycling to work again in the Spring.

If you ever get a job.

He will as he has something to offer.


How many has he applied for now?

You won't as you don't.


Got one.


Not really.


It suits me fine.

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A spokesman for the Birmingham City council said, "We didn't even know they were living up there".
  #49  
Old February 3rd 17, 10:00 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mr Pounder Esquire
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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 03 Feb 2017 20:47:24 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 03 Feb 2017 20:01:27 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 03 Feb 2017 18:38:30 -0000, Simon Mason
wrote:
On Friday, 3 February 2017 16:52:16 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Thu, 2 Feb 2017 11:40:26 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Thursday, 2 February 2017 19:10:51 UTC, James Wilkinson
Sword wrote:

Perhaps there is something about the bicycle that changes
people? In some people it's a permanent effect, and in some
only temporary.

It changes tubby people into thin people.

http://www.swldxer.co.uk/soyuz.jpg


Why have you given it up?

I will be cycling to work again in the Spring.

If you ever get a job.

He will as he has something to offer.

How many has he applied for now?

You won't as you don't.

Got one.


Not really.


It suits me fine.


Not much of a man are you.


  #50  
Old February 3rd 17, 10:04 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Mason[_4_]
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On Friday, 3 February 2017 20:48:56 UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Mason wrote:
On Friday, 3 February 2017 19:09:27 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
-
Why have you given it up?

I will be cycling to work again in the Spring.

If you ever get a job.


Was offered one today at Immingham to fly around like a blue arsed
fly 365/24/7 for £20000. I told them to shove it.


You are 58?
Take it.


The one below me there is 57 - I know three 62 year olds in work as we can pick and choose.

 




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