GUILTY AS CHARGED

On Friday, 3 February 2017 20:50:34 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 03 Feb 2017 20:37:17 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Friday, 3 February 2017 19:09:27 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
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Why have you given it up?

I will be cycling to work again in the Spring.

If you ever get a job.

Was offered one today at Immingham to fly around like a blue arsed fly 365/24/7 for £20000. I told them to shove it.

So you're not looking for work because you're bored, you're looking for money, which you claimed you had plenty of.

He was taking the ****.

I can get £30000 driving for DHL all day.

On Fri, 03 Feb 2017 21:00:54 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 03 Feb 2017 20:47:24 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 03 Feb 2017 20:01:27 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 03 Feb 2017 18:38:30 -0000, Simon Mason
wrote:
On Friday, 3 February 2017 16:52:16 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Thu, 2 Feb 2017 11:40:26 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Thursday, 2 February 2017 19:10:51 UTC, James Wilkinson
Sword wrote:

Perhaps there is something about the bicycle that changes
people? In some people it's a permanent effect, and in some
only temporary.

It changes tubby people into thin people.

http://www.swldxer.co.uk/soyuz.jpg


Why have you given it up?

I will be cycling to work again in the Spring.

If you ever get a job.

He will as he has something to offer.

How many has he applied for now?

You won't as you don't.

Got one.

Not really.

It suits me fine.

Not much of a man are you.

How do you define "man"?

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If you jog in a jogging suit, lounge in lounging pyjamas, and smoke in a smoking jacket, why would anyone want to wear a windbreaker?

On Fri, 03 Feb 2017 21:04:38 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Friday, 3 February 2017 20:48:56 UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Mason wrote:
On Friday, 3 February 2017 19:09:27 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
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Why have you given it up?

I will be cycling to work again in the Spring.

If you ever get a job.

Was offered one today at Immingham to fly around like a blue arsed
fly 365/24/7 for £20000. I told them to shove it.

You are 58?
Take it.

The one below me there is 57 - I know three 62 year olds in work as we can pick and choose.

Between £20K minimum wage jobs?

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If you jog in a jogging suit, lounge in lounging pyjamas, and smoke in a smoking jacket, why would anyone want to wear a windbreaker?

James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 03 Feb 2017 20:48:33 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Mason wrote:
On Friday, 3 February 2017 19:09:27 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote: -
Why have you given it up?

I will be cycling to work again in the Spring.

If you ever get a job.

Was offered one today at Immingham to fly around like a blue arsed
fly 365/24/7 for £20000. I told them to shove it.

You are 58?
Take it.

£20000 isn't much, especially living in England where house prices
are stupidly high.

It's much more than you are making or ever will make.
Claiming Tax credits, NIC, paying Income Tax and your dad subsidising you
should be looked into.
Would you like me to look into this Mr Hucker?
I'll take the dare.
Your call.
As you know, I do not like spongers.

On Fri, 03 Feb 2017 21:05:46 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Friday, 3 February 2017 20:50:34 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 03 Feb 2017 20:37:17 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Friday, 3 February 2017 19:09:27 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
-
Why have you given it up?

I will be cycling to work again in the Spring.

If you ever get a job.

Was offered one today at Immingham to fly around like a blue arsed fly 365/24/7 for £20000. I told them to shove it.

So you're not looking for work because you're bored, you're looking for money, which you claimed you had plenty of.

He was taking the ****.

I can get £30000 driving for DHL all day.

So you won't take a well paid job, and you won't take a poorly paid job you applied for either? Do you want to work or not?

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What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
The black ones steal your watch and rings.

On Fri, 03 Feb 2017 21:12:36 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 03 Feb 2017 20:48:33 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Mason wrote:
On Friday, 3 February 2017 19:09:27 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote: -
Why have you given it up?

I will be cycling to work again in the Spring.

If you ever get a job.

Was offered one today at Immingham to fly around like a blue arsed
fly 365/24/7 for £20000. I told them to shove it.

You are 58?
Take it.

£20000 isn't much, especially living in England where house prices
are stupidly high.

It's much more than you are making or ever will make.

I've had a salary higher than that.

Claiming Tax credits, NIC, paying Income Tax and your dad subsidising you
should be looked into.
Would you like me to look into this Mr Hucker?
I'll take the dare.
Your call.
As you know, I do not like spongers.

I'm not breaking any laws.

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Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex.
I woke up this morning with a huge correction.

On Fri, 03 Feb 2017 21:12:36 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:

James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 03 Feb 2017 20:48:33 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Mason wrote:
On Friday, 3 February 2017 19:09:27 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
-
Why have you given it up?

I will be cycling to work again in the Spring.

If you ever get a job.

Was offered one today at Immingham to fly around like a blue arsed
fly 365/24/7 for £20000. I told them to shove it.

You are 58?
Take it.

£20000 isn't much, especially living in England where house prices
are stupidly high.

It's much more than you are making or ever will make.
Claiming Tax credits, NIC, paying Income Tax and your dad subsidising
you
should be looked into.
Would you like me to look into this Mr Hucker?
I'll take the dare.
Your call.
As you know, I do not like spongers.


You failed to address the cycling issue. Again.

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Bah, and indeed, Humbug

On Fri, 03 Feb 2017 21:26:26 -0000, Kerr Mudd-John wrote:

On Fri, 03 Feb 2017 21:12:36 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:

James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 03 Feb 2017 20:48:33 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Mason wrote:
On Friday, 3 February 2017 19:09:27 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
-
Why have you given it up?

I will be cycling to work again in the Spring.

If you ever get a job.

Was offered one today at Immingham to fly around like a blue arsed
fly 365/24/7 for £20000. I told them to shove it.

You are 58?
Take it.

£20000 isn't much, especially living in England where house prices
are stupidly high.

It's much more than you are making or ever will make.
Claiming Tax credits, NIC, paying Income Tax and your dad subsidising
you
should be looked into.
Would you like me to look into this Mr Hucker?
I'll take the dare.
Your call.
As you know, I do not like spongers.


You failed to address the cycling issue. Again.

He's too unfit to cycle.

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There was a rabbi who collected foreskins, had them dried out and made into a wallet - whenever you stroked the wallet it became a briefcase.

Kerr Mudd-John wrote:
On Fri, 03 Feb 2017 21:12:36 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:

James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 03 Feb 2017 20:48:33 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Mason wrote:
On Friday, 3 February 2017 19:09:27 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword
wrote: -
Why have you given it up?

I will be cycling to work again in the Spring.

If you ever get a job.

Was offered one today at Immingham to fly around like a blue arsed
fly 365/24/7 for £20000. I told them to shove it.

You are 58?
Take it.

£20000 isn't much, especially living in England where house prices
are stupidly high.

It's much more than you are making or ever will make.
Claiming Tax credits, NIC, paying Income Tax and your dad
subsidising you
should be looked into.
Would you like me to look into this Mr Hucker?
I'll take the dare.
Your call.
As you know, I do not like spongers.


You failed to address the cycling issue. Again.

Go away Mike.
aujajhsois sydedf!

On Fri, 03 Feb 2017 22:03:59 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

Kerr Mudd-John wrote:
On Fri, 03 Feb 2017 21:12:36 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:

James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 03 Feb 2017 20:48:33 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Mason wrote:
On Friday, 3 February 2017 19:09:27 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword
wrote: -
Why have you given it up?

I will be cycling to work again in the Spring.

If you ever get a job.

Was offered one today at Immingham to fly around like a blue arsed
fly 365/24/7 for £20000. I told them to shove it.

You are 58?
Take it.

£20000 isn't much, especially living in England where house prices
are stupidly high.

It's much more than you are making or ever will make.
Claiming Tax credits, NIC, paying Income Tax and your dad
subsidising you
should be looked into.
Would you like me to look into this Mr Hucker?
I'll take the dare.
Your call.
As you know, I do not like spongers.


You failed to address the cycling issue. Again.

Go away Mike.
aujajhsois sydedf!

What is that, Klingon?

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