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Old April 27th 20, 08:21 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
MrCheerful
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Default Cyclist crashes into parked car

Police closed a road yesterday after a cyclist in his 70s suffered
serious injuries in a crash.

The collision took place between the man and a parked car on Grantham
Road in Sleaford.


https://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/n...police-4081981
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Old April 27th 20, 08:34 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mr Pounder Esquire
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Default Cyclist crashes into parked car

MrCheerful wrote:
Police closed a road yesterday after a cyclist in his 70s suffered
serious injuries in a crash.

The collision took place between the man and a parked car on Grantham
Road in Sleaford.


https://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/n...police-4081981


How the hell do you crash into a parked car?

Hang on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I0Zs1G1ri4

Never underestimate the stupidity of a cyclist.


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Old April 27th 20, 08:40 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Mason[_6_]
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Default Cyclist crashes into parked car

On Monday, April 27, 2020 at 8:34:27 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

How the hell do you crash into a parked car?


Easy.

Driver crashed into parked car while trying to catch a spider.

A panicked driver crashed into a parked car after taking his eyes off the road because of a spider. Derbyshire Police shared pictures of the wrecked cars after the crash which left both drivers suffering minor injuries.

The driver of a silver Citroen Saxo ploughed into a red car which was parked in a layby on the A50 in Derbyshire. Derbyshire Roads Policing Unit tweeted: ‘A50 Westbound on Sunday. ‘No doubt some of you got caught up in the tailbacks from this collision. ‘Silver car driver trying to catch a spider whilst driving collides with red car in layby. ‘Minor injuries. Reported for driving without due care and attention.’

Read mo https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/23/drive...1/?ito=cbshare



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Old April 27th 20, 08:45 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mr Pounder Esquire
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Default Cyclist crashes into parked car

Simon Mason wrote:
On Monday, April 27, 2020 at 8:34:27 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:

How the hell do you crash into a parked car?


Easy.

Driver crashed into parked car while trying to catch a spider.

A panicked driver crashed into a parked car after taking his eyes off
the road because of a spider. Derbyshire Police shared pictures of
the wrecked cars after the crash which left both drivers suffering
minor injuries.

The driver of a silver Citroen Saxo ploughed into a red car which was
parked in a layby on the A50 in Derbyshire. Derbyshire Roads Policing
Unit tweeted: 'A50 Westbound on Sunday. 'No doubt some of you got
caught up in the tailbacks from this collision. 'Silver car driver
trying to catch a spider whilst driving collides with red car in
layby. 'Minor injuries. Reported for driving without due care and
attention.'

Read mo
https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/23/drive...1/?ito=cbshare



You are can't even kill yourself. **** off and keep claiming your benefits -
******.




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Old April 27th 20, 08:53 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Mason[_6_]
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Default Cyclist crashes into parked car

On Monday, April 27, 2020 at 8:45:55 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Mason wrote:
On Monday, April 27, 2020 at 8:34:27 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:

How the hell do you crash into a parked car?


Easy.

Driver crashed into parked car while trying to catch a spider.

A panicked driver crashed into a parked car after taking his eyes off
the road because of a spider. Derbyshire Police shared pictures of
the wrecked cars after the crash which left both drivers suffering
minor injuries.

The driver of a silver Citroen Saxo ploughed into a red car which was
parked in a layby on the A50 in Derbyshire. Derbyshire Roads Policing
Unit tweeted: 'A50 Westbound on Sunday. 'No doubt some of you got
caught up in the tailbacks from this collision. 'Silver car driver
trying to catch a spider whilst driving collides with red car in
layby. 'Minor injuries. Reported for driving without due care and
attention.'

Read mo
https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/23/drive...1/?ito=cbshare



You are can't even kill yourself. **** off and keep claiming your benefits -
******.


I am in a small Lincolnshire village after selling my home for a tidy profit of £110000 and am enjoying the good life now, thanks for asking.

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Old April 28th 20, 01:43 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mike Collins
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Default Cyclist crashes into parked car

On Monday, 27 April 2020 20:45:55 UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:


You are can't even kill yourself.


Can anyone translate this into Human?



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Old April 28th 20, 08:48 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Kelly[_2_]
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Default Cyclist crashes into parked car

Mike Collins wrote:

On Monday, 27 April 2020 20:45:55 UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:


You are can't even kill yourself.


Can anyone translate this into Human?


It is inhumane.

These Usenet exchanges are indefinitely archived by a number of
organisations and anything injudiciously written could at some point
in the future come back to 'bite' the perpetrator even harder than
Quantum the police dog.

  #8  
Old April 28th 20, 10:22 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Default Cyclist crashes into parked car

On 28/04/2020 07:34, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
Police closed a road yesterday after a cyclist in his 70s suffered
serious injuries in a crash.

The collision took place between the man and a parked car on Grantham
Road in Sleaford.


https://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/n...police-4081981


How the hell do you crash into a parked car?

Hang on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I0Zs1G1ri4

Never underestimate the stupidity of a cyclist.


Pounder has a reputation for being disgusting — it might have something
to do with his sliminess and his unsavory dining habits.
  #9  
Old April 28th 20, 10:24 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Default Cyclist crashes into parked car

On 28/04/2020 07:45, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Mason wrote:
On Monday, April 27, 2020 at 8:34:27 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:

How the hell do you crash into a parked car?


Easy.

Driver crashed into parked car while trying to catch a spider.

A panicked driver crashed into a parked car after taking his eyes off
the road because of a spider. Derbyshire Police shared pictures of
the wrecked cars after the crash which left both drivers suffering
minor injuries.

The driver of a silver Citroen Saxo ploughed into a red car which was
parked in a layby on the A50 in Derbyshire. Derbyshire Roads Policing
Unit tweeted: 'A50 Westbound on Sunday. 'No doubt some of you got
caught up in the tailbacks from this collision. 'Silver car driver
trying to catch a spider whilst driving collides with red car in
layby. 'Minor injuries. Reported for driving without due care and
attention.'

Read mo
https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/23/drive...1/?ito=cbshare



You are can't even kill yourself. **** off and keep claiming your benefits -
******.




This is a bicycling group. You do not ride a bicycle. He does.
Now you **** off.
  #10  
Old April 28th 20, 10:27 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Default Cyclist crashes into parked car

On 28/04/2020 12:43, Mike Collins wrote:
On Monday, 27 April 2020 20:45:55 UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:


You are can't even kill yourself.


Can anyone translate this into Human?



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