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El Reg: Bike bonk bloke cops three years' probation
"The man caught having sex with a bicycle in an Ayr hostel has been
put on three years' probation, the Telegraph reports." more at http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11...oke_sentenced/ phillip brown |
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El Reg: Bike bonk bloke cops three years' probation
On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:37:29 -0800 (PST), phillip brown
wrote: "The man caught having sex with a bicycle in an Ayr hostel has been put on three years' probation, the Telegraph reports." more at http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11...oke_sentenced/ It would have been okay if it had been a girl's bike..... |
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El Reg: Bike bonk bloke cops three years' probation
phillip brown wrote:
"The man caught having sex with a bicycle in an Ayr hostel has been put on three years' probation, the Telegraph reports." more at http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11...oke_sentenced/ phillip brown Exactly what part was he `having sex' with? The bottom brackets with the cups out? I can think of a few components that might be rather painful. Unless of course he was into that kind of thing. Cheers, |
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El Reg: Bike bonk bloke cops three years' probation
On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:26:05 +1100, ray wrote:
Exactly what part was he `having sex' with? The bottom brackets with the cups out? I can think of a few components that might be rather painful. Unless of course he was into that kind of thing. Cheers, Using it for masturbatory purposes is hardly 'having sex' with it, unless of course it is 'second-hand sex'..... |
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El Reg: Bike bonk bloke cops three years' probation
On Nov 16, 12:26 pm, ray wrote:
Exactly what part was he `having sex' with? The bottom brackets with the cups out? I can think of a few components that might be rather painful. Unless of course he was into that kind of thing. My theory is that it was the "anatomically designed" seat. |
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El Reg: Bike bonk bloke cops three years' probation
"phillip brown" wrote: "The man caught having sex with a bicycle in an Ayr hostel has been put on three years' probation, the Telegraph reports." more at http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11...oke_sentenced/ So no long penal stretch? -- Cheers Peter ~~~ ~ _@ ~~ ~ _- \, ~~ (*)/ (*) |
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El Reg: Bike bonk bloke cops three years' probation
On 2007-11-16, brucef (aka Bruce)
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea: On Nov 16, 12:26 pm, ray wrote: Exactly what part was he `having sex' with? The bottom brackets with the cups out? I can think of a few components that might be rather painful. Unless of course he was into that kind of thing. My theory is that it was the "anatomically designed" seat. You'd have to have a very small wiener schnitzel to fit it in there, wouldn't you? -- TimC hey Beavis, we're segfaulting, heh heh heh, I know, Butthead, so let's SIGBUS from inside the handler, heh heh heh --Stephen J. Turnbull |
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El Reg: Bike bonk bloke cops three years' probation
On Nov 16, 11:08 pm, "PeteSig" wrote:
"phillip brown" wrote: "The man caught having sex with a bicycle in an Ayr hostel has been put on three years' probation, the Telegraph reports." more athttp://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/15/bike_bloke_sentenced/ So no long penal stretch? *Thweeeeeep* That's a yellow card for Blatant Joke Theft, first warning! http://groups.google.com.au/group/au...ef91c2403254b7 BTH |
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El Reg: Bike bonk bloke cops three years' probation
He decided the oversize head tube could give oversized head...
"phillip brown" wrote in message ... "The man caught having sex with a bicycle in an Ayr hostel has been put on three years' probation, the Telegraph reports." more at http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11...oke_sentenced/ |
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