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Old December 8th 18, 07:02 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Saturday, December 8, 2018 at 5:04:51 PM UTC, Peter Parry wrote:
On Sat, 8 Dec 2018 04:51:33 -0800 (PST), Simon Jester
wrote:

Truth is an absolute defence.


What a quaint and wrong idea.


The cowards never started and the weak died on the way.
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Old December 8th 18, 08:27 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Saturday, December 8, 2018 at 3:51:36 PM UTC, Simon Jester wrote:

I am a scientist, I form opinions based on available data.


I have been smacked on the bum four times by car occupants when cycling, once with a 2 litre plastic Coke bottle. Ho hum.
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Old December 8th 18, 08:34 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Saturday, December 8, 2018 at 7:27:35 PM UTC, wrote:
On Saturday, December 8, 2018 at 3:51:36 PM UTC, Simon Jester wrote:

I am a scientist, I form opinions based on available data.


I have been smacked on the bum four times by car occupants when cycling, once with a 2 litre plastic Coke bottle. Ho hum.


Yes but that's not a crime because motorists pay Rude Tax.

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Old December 8th 18, 08:40 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Saturday, December 8, 2018 at 7:34:53 PM UTC, Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, December 8, 2018 at 7:27:35 PM UTC, wrote:
On Saturday, December 8, 2018 at 3:51:36 PM UTC, Simon Jester wrote:

I am a scientist, I form opinions based on available data.


I have been smacked on the bum four times by car occupants when cycling, once with a 2 litre plastic Coke bottle. Ho hum.


Yes but that's not a crime because motorists pay Rude Tax.


It was 14 years ago as well!

https://groups.google.com/d/msg/uk.r...A/43UMGO5ZxwUJ
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Old December 9th 18, 02:54 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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Default Brighton bottom slapping bicyclist NOT banged up

On Saturday, December 8, 2018 at 7:40:30 PM UTC, wrote:
On Saturday, December 8, 2018 at 7:34:53 PM UTC, Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, December 8, 2018 at 7:27:35 PM UTC, wrote:
On Saturday, December 8, 2018 at 3:51:36 PM UTC, Simon Jester wrote:

I am a scientist, I form opinions based on available data.

I have been smacked on the bum four times by car occupants when cycling, once with a 2 litre plastic Coke bottle. Ho hum.


Yes but that's not a crime because motorists pay Rude Tax.


It was 14 years ago as well!

https://groups.google.com/d/msg/uk.r...A/43UMGO5ZxwUJ


If a woman slaps a man's bottom she is being playful.
If a man slaps a woman's bottom he is a sexual predator.

Where Pounder with his obsession with cyclist's bottoms fits in I don't know but I am sure it involves chisels.
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Old Yesterday, 09:55 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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Default Brighton bottom slapping bicyclist NOT banged up

On 07/12/2018 23:45, JNugent wrote:
On 07/12/2018 18:24, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:


24+ OFFENCES, including causing broken bones, yet he gets a
suspended sentence.. why is he here still?


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ree-court.html



Apparently he suffers from serious 'intellectual impairment". As do
all cyclists. To ride a silly kid's toy in the ****ing down rain to
sign on the dole can only mean one thing - you are a cyclist. This
arsehole should be deported.


Well...

Don't forget that he is a valuable member of society.

He might only be a teporaraily-unemployed dishwasher, and he might
have "mental impairment", but as a cyclist, he is automatically
Considerably Richer Than Yow. And for cyclists, havig a higher than
average income (as this chap must have, if he is a cyclist) is the
only important social marker.


You have never demonstrated any grasp of averages.

Being on the Sexual Offenders' Register doensn't matter at all to
other cyclists.


You're obviously very confused. It is a list of sexual offenders, not a
list of bicycle users. The clue is in the name.

 




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