Why can't I order a NoCom?

"BikingBill" wrote in message
ups.com...
I promise I won't put a box on the back. I have a Crayon and I am
ready to write a check.

Bill

I don't think the bank takes crayon checks, might depend on the color tho

"BikingBill" wrote in message
oups.com...

The Real Johnny NoCom wrote:
Biking Bill,
You will not be sold a NoCom. Only strong riders with leg muscles own
and buy NoComs. Last I recall you are a weakling that rides a condom
bubble bike to go fast.

Too bad you need wind to ride above 30 mph. But that is the way of
HPV riders with no muscle. Condom bubble kite bikes are the dorkiest
recumbents in the known universe.


Cheers,
Johnny NoCom
Fastest Bike in All of the Known Universe

Never ridden a condom bike.

You just won't take a check signed with a Crayon. I am so sad ;-(

Bill

He never said it was because the check was in Crayon so you still have a
chance

Cool. They give me so many pretty Crayons here. I can't wait to write
that check for my very own NoCom.

Bill


Mark Leuck wrote:


You just won't take a check signed with a Crayon. I am so sad ;-(

Bill

He never said it was because the check was in Crayon so you still
have a
chance

Biking Bill,
With all the money you make ripping people off with those ugly dated Zox things you plan to sell I can guarantee you will never be sold a NoCom.

#1. You are too old and too slow to own one.
#2. You do not know what fast lowracer is and you never will.

BTW nice cardboard box on the back of your bike. Do you sell ice cream out of that when you ride on the sidewalk?

Regards,

Johnny NoCom

J O H N N Y N O C O M Wrote:


I snipped everything johnny wrote because it was ****.


--
nget

I sell beer and ammo out the back. I only have CRAYONS to sign checks
with, because that's all they will give me in here.

BikingBill

J O H N N Y N O C O M wrote:
Biking Bill,
With all the money you make ripping people off with those ugly dated
Zox things you plan to sell I can guarantee you will never be sold a
NoCom.

#1. You are too old and too slow to own one.
#2. You do not know what fast lowracer is and you never will.

BTW nice cardboard box on the back of your bike. Do you sell ice
cream out of that when you ride on the sidewalk?

Regards,

Johnny NoCom

"J O H N N Y N O C O M" wrote in message
...
Biking Bill,
With all the money you make ripping people off with those ugly dated Zox
things you plan to sell I can guarantee you will never be sold a NoCom.

#1. You are too old and too slow to own one.
#2. You do not know what fast lowracer is and you never will.

BTW nice cardboard box on the back of your bike. Do you sell ice cream out
of that when you ride on the sidewalk?

Regards,

Johnny NoCom

More Ed Gin ****.

****ing Adios!

Newsgroups are for idiots!

I'm outa here. Newsgroups are for idiots. I can count on the fingers of

one hand those of you who are intelligent. Skip always displays good

solid thinking with a sharp wit thrown in for good measure. Scott

(Freewheeling) is an intellectual and a good writer. Jim McNamara has

also proven to me that he is both intelligent and right on all the present

issues. The rest of you are idiots. I leave the lot of you to the likes of

Ed Gin, Tom Sherman, Jon Meinecke, Slugger, Disco Duck, Mark

Leuck, Peter Clinch, Guy Chapman, Perry Butler, etc.

I have yet to see a newsgroup that was not being ruined by idiots. If

you hang out in a newsgroup, you should have your head examined. It

is nothing but a waste of time and a form of insanity. I don't give a ****

about any of you (a few exceptions) and why I ever wasted a single

second on any of you is beyond belief. I must have been crazy.

Anyone with any brains who has something to say should be on a

moderated forum where assholes and **** heads (like Ed Gin) can be

excluded. That is all newsgroups are full of. It is only dumbbells,

cowards and crazies who do not want their messages to pass the

scrutiny of an editor. I leave you to yourselves. You are all a bunch of

crazy *******s who deserve one another. May you all **** one

another until kingdom come.

Plonk to the lot of you.

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota