Why can't I order a NoCom?

I'd still like to order a NoCom.

One question, do they accept checks signed in Crayon?
Thanks,

BikingBill

I'll sell you one of my white sheets and we can
lynch some niggas instead of riding recumbents.

I get my kicks from spouting hatred on A.R.B.R.
and pointing the finger at innocent folks and ethnicities
who need to hung on street poles.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Dumb Honkey in the Great White Minn

I just want to buy a NoCom. I even have a pretty Crayon.

Bill

BikingBill wrote:
I just want to buy a NoCom. I even have a pretty Crayon.

Bill,

The NoCom is designed to be used without a tail fairing, and therefore
is not suitable for you.

--
Tom Sherman - Earth

I promise I won't put a box on the back. I have a Crayon and I am
ready to write a check.

Bill

BikingBill wrote:
I promise I won't put a box on the back. I have a Crayon and I am
ready to write a check.

Bill


Is it a "yellwow" Crayon?

Dan

Oh, they give me lots of pretty Crayons here.

Why can't I buy a NoCom. I'll write a check.

Bill

Biking Bill,
You will not be sold a NoCom. Only strong riders with leg muscles own and buy NoComs. Last I recall you are a weakling that rides a condom bubble bike to go fast.

Too bad you need wind to ride above 30 mph. But that is the way of HPV riders with no muscle. Condom bubble kite bikes are the dorkiest recumbents in the known universe.


Cheers,
Johnny NoCom
Fastest Bike in All of the Known Universe

Sorry Biking Bill to hear you didn't qualify for a NoCom. I'm not sure any
are really available at this time with the NoCom RAAM team snapping up most,
if not all the existing stock. Anyway you will be able to watch them race
across America on the new NoCom racing channel. You do have cable don't
you?

I sure hope you won't have a problem getting someone else to take that
$7,000.00+ check that you wrote out using your yellwow crayon.

skip

The Real Johnny NoCom wrote:
Biking Bill,
You will not be sold a NoCom. Only strong riders with leg muscles own
and buy NoComs. Last I recall you are a weakling that rides a condom
bubble bike to go fast.

Too bad you need wind to ride above 30 mph. But that is the way of
HPV riders with no muscle. Condom bubble kite bikes are the dorkiest
recumbents in the known universe.


Cheers,
Johnny NoCom
Fastest Bike in All of the Known Universe

Never ridden a condom bike.

You just won't take a check signed with a Crayon. I am so sad ;-(

Bill