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On Oct 11, 11:37 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Spirits of
the Jungle" wrote: On Oct 11, 7:26 am, "Ala" wrote: "His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Spirits of the wrote in message ... ( Nobody wants to hear this, but Jesus was an intergalactic prophet, who came to this Earth without knowing human nature. He later learned to bring an army with him if he couldn't get God to help him. often people don't want to hear this either. There was no Jesus People often want to hear a "pretty story." Well, here's a pretty story but it doesn't prove Jesus either... "This is beautiful! Try not to cry..." Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm, sure the food will be great. Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that? Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me. http://www.wittyprofiles.com/quotes/1211221 I have my own pretty story to tell, a note from Buddha that I delayed announcing until a letter such as above became public, and I'd sound believable. The note read like this: His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, King of the Apes & the Spirits of the Jungle: It is my pleasure to write to you after having found the proper reincarnation. You don't know what I've been through in the reincarnation business. I've been a small fish among the big fish and it ain't easy. The Christians don't know **** because they go with the flow, so to speak. Well, I sat under the tree in that lotus position and it was mighty difficult to hold for long, and then you came along with your hammock. That was what I was looking for, but it wasn't invented when I was around. Anyway, I give you the authority to act on my behalf, and proclaim to the world that religion is bull****. Only wisdom --the Wisdom of the Jungle-- will be used to analyze human behavior. Go for it, MonkeyBoy! I liked your motto: "Nirvana with a banana!" PS: Say hello to your parrots, Buddhy specially, as well to the gerbils and the little mouse, Coco --she's so cute! Tell her she will be a cat in reincarnation. *** And at that point the ink disappeared before my eyes as if by magic -- which it surely was. |
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"His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Spirits of the Jungle"
wrote in message ... [...] I have my own pretty story to tell, a note from Buddha that I delayed announcing until a letter such as above became public, and I'd sound believable. The note read like this: His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, King of the Apes & the Spirits of the Jungle: It is my pleasure to write to you after having found the proper reincarnation. You don't know what I've been through in the reincarnation business. I've been a small fish among the big fish and it ain't easy. The Christians don't know **** because they go with the flow, so to speak. Well, I sat under the tree in that lotus position and it was mighty difficult to hold for long, and then you came along with your hammock. That was what I was looking for, but it wasn't invented when I was around. Anyway, I give you the authority to act on my behalf, and proclaim to the world that religion is bull****. Only wisdom --the Wisdom of the Jungle-- will be used to analyze human behavior. Go for it, MonkeyBoy! I liked your motto: "Nirvana with a banana!" PS: Say hello to your parrots, Buddhy specially, as well to the gerbils and the little mouse, Coco --she's so cute! Tell her she will be a cat in reincarnation. And at that point the ink disappeared before my eyes as if by magic -- which it surely was. You are an infecting, sick-minded, phlegmy hippopotamus. ****ing Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota |
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