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How come bicycle clothing looks so silly?
On Jan 13, 5:34*pm, !Jones' Sock Puppet wrote:
Actually, I kinda *like* men in tight, black panties... but, my question has always been: How do you wear that stuff in public and keep a straight face? I recall when a decent bicycle cost a day's wages and you could ride the damn thing in cut-offs, a T-shirt, and sneakers. *If you were *really* high-tech, you had a Bendix two-speed kick-back. *It was heavy, noisy, and difficult to ride; however, real *men* rode bicycles in those days... and no self-respecting faggot would have been caught in Spandex! Nowadays, bicycles cost more than an African wage-earner can hope to make in his or her lifetime! *There's something wrong here! Why can't I buy a decent friction shifter anymore? *Indexed shifters are OK until they wear a little bit, then they're useless. *I can't adjust my front cage with an indexed shifter... ... but, mostly, how come I gotta wear these goofy-looking panties? *I simply cannot be seen in public wearing these things! *I'd sooner ride nekkid! Eat yer heart out, Nitla! Jones I love wearing spandex people respect me,drivers are more attentive to me, and it's lot more comfortable than cotton underpants. Spandex was the savior of cyclists because previous shorts aka wool itch like hell. I ride like the cowboys in the west (They always had their riding clothes on) ready to ride at any moment(I wear my spandex 24/7). Spandex sure looks weird to people in pubic but people read my jersey I wear with it they know what I am and know that he a hard core bicyclist not to messed with. |
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