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Old November 8th 19, 06:41 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mr Pounder Esquire
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjKXcKfjK7c

Don't touch my car, you lump of ****.


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Old November 8th 19, 07:13 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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On Friday, November 8, 2019 at 5:41:43 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjKXcKfjK7c

Don't touch my car, you lump of ****.


So you agree motorists should leave 1.5 metres clearance when passing a cyclist and failure to do so should result in 9 points and a £2000 fine.


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Old November 8th 19, 07:20 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mr Pounder Esquire
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Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, November 8, 2019 at 5:41:43 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjKXcKfjK7c

Don't touch my car, you lump of ****.


So you agree motorists should leave 1.5 metres clearance when passing
a cyclist and failure to do so should result in 9 points and a £2000
fine.


The car was stationary when the psycholist dared to put his stinking hand on
it.
Or, did you miss that bit?


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Old November 8th 19, 07:24 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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On Friday, November 8, 2019 at 6:20:47 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, November 8, 2019 at 5:41:43 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjKXcKfjK7c

Don't touch my car, you lump of ****.


So you agree motorists should leave 1.5 metres clearance when passing
a cyclist and failure to do so should result in 9 points and a £2000
fine.


The car was stationary when the psycholist dared to put his stinking hand on
it.
Or, did you miss that bit?


So you agree, thanks.
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Old November 8th 19, 07:33 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mr Pounder Esquire
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Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, November 8, 2019 at 6:20:47 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, November 8, 2019 at 5:41:43 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjKXcKfjK7c

Don't touch my car, you lump of ****.

So you agree motorists should leave 1.5 metres clearance when
passing a cyclist and failure to do so should result in 9 points
and a £2000 fine.


The car was stationary when the psycholist dared to put his stinking
hand on it.
Or, did you miss that bit?


So you agree, thanks.


Have you always been a prat?


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Old November 8th 19, 07:39 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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On Friday, November 8, 2019 at 6:33:42 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, November 8, 2019 at 6:20:47 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, November 8, 2019 at 5:41:43 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjKXcKfjK7c

Don't touch my car, you lump of ****.

So you agree motorists should leave 1.5 metres clearance when
passing a cyclist and failure to do so should result in 9 points
and a £2000 fine.

The car was stationary when the psycholist dared to put his stinking
hand on it.
Or, did you miss that bit?


So you agree, thanks.


Have you always been a prat?


No, I had to take lessons from you.
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Old November 8th 19, 09:36 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mr Pounder Esquire
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Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, November 8, 2019 at 6:33:42 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, November 8, 2019 at 6:20:47 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, November 8, 2019 at 5:41:43 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjKXcKfjK7c

Don't touch my car, you lump of ****.

So you agree motorists should leave 1.5 metres clearance when
passing a cyclist and failure to do so should result in 9 points
and a £2000 fine.

The car was stationary when the psycholist dared to put his
stinking hand on it.
Or, did you miss that bit?

So you agree, thanks.


Have you always been a prat?


No, I had to take lessons from you.


You are not very good at this sort of thing. Try harder.


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Old November 8th 19, 09:59 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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Default Don't touch my car

On Friday, November 8, 2019 at 8:37:03 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, November 8, 2019 at 6:33:42 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, November 8, 2019 at 6:20:47 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, November 8, 2019 at 5:41:43 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjKXcKfjK7c

Don't touch my car, you lump of ****.

So you agree motorists should leave 1.5 metres clearance when
passing a cyclist and failure to do so should result in 9 points
and a £2000 fine.

The car was stationary when the psycholist dared to put his
stinking hand on it.
Or, did you miss that bit?

So you agree, thanks.

Have you always been a prat?


No, I had to take lessons from you.


You are not very good at this sort of thing. Try harder.


There is no way you can ever understand how little I care what you think.
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Old November 9th 19, 10:21 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On 09/11/2019 07:33, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, November 8, 2019 at 6:20:47 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, November 8, 2019 at 5:41:43 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjKXcKfjK7c

Don't touch my car, you lump of ****.

So you agree motorists should leave 1.5 metres clearance when
passing a cyclist and failure to do so should result in 9 points
and a £2000 fine.

The car was stationary when the psycholist dared to put his stinking
hand on it.
Or, did you miss that bit?


So you agree, thanks.


Have you always been a prat?


Yes and proud of it.

I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.
 




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