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Old September 30th 18, 04:51 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
paul george
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Merseyrail are introducing new trains next year with 3 classes and smell guards to control them.

1st Class for cyclists (who bathe at least once a day)
2nd Class for The Public (who generally bathe once a week)
3rd Class for Motorists (who refuse to bathe until The Government gives them free hot water)
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Old September 30th 18, 04:58 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
MrCheerful
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On 30/09/2018 16:51, Paul George wrote:

Merseyrail are introducing new trains next year with 3 classes and smell guards to control them.

1st Class for cyclists (who bathe at least once a day)
2nd Class for The Public (who generally bathe once a week)
3rd Class for Motorists (who refuse to bathe until The Government gives them free hot water)


Motorists use cars, cyclists use bicycles, why would either group be on
a train? Or are you just a moron?
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Old September 30th 18, 07:55 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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On Sunday, September 30, 2018 at 4:59:00 PM UTC+1, MrCheerful wrote:
On 30/09/2018 16:51, Paul George wrote:

Merseyrail are introducing new trains next year with 3 classes and smell guards to control them.

1st Class for cyclists (who bathe at least once a day)
2nd Class for The Public (who generally bathe once a week)
3rd Class for Motorists (who refuse to bathe until The Government gives them free hot water)


Motorists use cars, cyclists use bicycles, why would either group be on
a train? Or are you just a moron?


You may want to re 'think' that next time you post one of your sad lonely articles about cyclists.
Using your 'logic' just because a suspect leaves the scene on a bicycle does not make him a cyclist.
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Old October 2nd 18, 07:19 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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Default New Merseyrail Trains

On Sunday, September 30, 2018 at 4:51:56 PM UTC+1, Paul George wrote:
Merseyrail are introducing new trains next year with 3 classes and smell guards to control them.

1st Class for cyclists (who bathe at least once a day)
2nd Class for The Public (who generally bathe once a week)
3rd Class for Motorists (who refuse to bathe until The Government gives them free hot water)


All 'Standard Class' passengers should have to go through a shower and de-lousing before getting on a train.
 




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