How many Unicyclists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to screw in the light bulb and…


Two to point out the light bulb is screwed in the wrong forum.

Five to post a Gallery.

Three to post a Video.

Four to point out a proper search wasn’t made for the light bulb.

Two to post a useless poll before screwing in the light bulb.

Six to make funny remarks about the light bulb.

Three to troll just to show they were there when the light bulb was
screwed in.

One to write an extremely fascinating three-post write up for a
one-minute light bulb change.

Three to ask whether it is better to get the light bulb from Atlanta,
Canada, or locally.

Two to point out light bulb means something else in their culture.

One to make an double entendre or innuendo about screwing in a light
bulb.

Two to point out Jesus is the Light.

Four Atheists/Agnostics to immediately argue otherwise.

Two Buddhist/Taoists to point out there are other lights.

On to ask what the highest light bulb drop is.

Six to argue the political implications.

Three newbies asking how to screw in a light bulb.

Seventeen High Schoolers stating their Janitor changes their light
bulbs.

Three Geezers recalling time before light bulbs.

One Geezer to give the complete history of light bulbs.

One to point out a pierced light bulb doesn’t work.

One to organize a light bulb weekend.

One hundred fifty to show up but not offer to help.

One to immediately sell the light bulb before another is purchased.

Three females to keep some balance in dealing with the light bulb.

Consensus that BTM should change all the light bulbs in the future
because he is tallest.


Your contribution…


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UniBrier wrote:
One to screw in the light bulb and…



One to write an extremely fascinating three-post write up for a
one-minute light bulb change.






Let me guess? Mikefule?

Also need to add, 6 newbs to ask which light bulb is best for learning.


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Twelve to ask how to change a lightbilb without crushing the crown
jewels.

Martin/


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UniBrier wrote:
One Geezer to give the complete history of light bulbs.

You got Jagur and Mikefule. This is the last person-specific one. The
rest are not aimed at any one person.

(And Street Lighting was brilliant)


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two to discuss the possibility of doing a backflip with a lightbulb

one to say that they screw in lightbulbs for christ


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about 6 others saying the screw in lightbulbs for other things


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then a few more to say they don't need a reason to change the lightbulb,
they just change the bulb because they want to


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one to make a post asking how many unicyclsit does it take to screw in a
light bulb and 31 to reply


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UniBrier wrote:
You got Jagur and Mikefule. This is the last person-specific one. The
rest are not aimed at any one person.

(And Street Lighting was brilliant)


Oooh, oooh. I know, I know. But I already got one so I'll leave it
for someone else.


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One to put a lightbulb on his unicycle!


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