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Old July 15th 15, 05:56 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
MrCheerful
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Default Police hunt another pedalling perve

http://metro.co.uk/2015/06/22/woman-...r-bed-5258279/
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Old July 15th 15, 06:14 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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"Mrcheerful" wrote in message
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http://metro.co.uk/2015/06/22/woman-...r-bed-5258279/


As cyclists all have little dicks, this is the only way they can find to
touch a female.


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Old July 15th 15, 06:18 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Alycidon
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On Wednesday, 15 July 2015 18:15:09 UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

As cyclists all have little dicks, this is the only way they can find to
touch a female.


Wrong again.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/...86_634x497.jpg

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Old July 15th 15, 06:22 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On 15/07/2015 18:18, Alycidon wrote:
On Wednesday, 15 July 2015 18:15:09 UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

As cyclists all have little dicks, this is the only way they can find to
touch a female.


Wrong again.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/...86_634x497.jpg


Is that a picture of a drug transfer?
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Old July 15th 15, 07:22 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mr Pounder Esquire
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Default Police hunt another pedalling perve


"Alycidon" wrote in message
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On Wednesday, 15 July 2015 18:15:09 UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

As cyclists all have little dicks, this is the only way they can find to
touch a female.


Wrong again.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/...86_634x497.jpg


Staged. He had to pay her to get near him then she took a shower.
I understand that there is something that can be rubbed under the nose to
keep out a stench?
Saw it in The Silence Of The Lambs.




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Old July 15th 15, 07:33 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Alycidon
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Default Police hunt another pedalling perve

On Wednesday, 15 July 2015 19:22:36 UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
"Alycidon" wrote in message
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On Wednesday, 15 July 2015 18:15:09 UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

As cyclists all have little dicks, this is the only way they can find to
touch a female.


Wrong again.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/...86_634x497.jpg


Staged. He had to pay her to get near him then she took a shower.
I understand that there is something that can be rubbed under the nose to
keep out a stench?


So what did he have to do to get her to knock out two of his kids?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...band-Mark.html

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Old July 15th 15, 07:36 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mr Pounder Esquire
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Default Police hunt another pedalling perve


"Alycidon" wrote in message
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On Wednesday, 15 July 2015 19:22:36 UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
"Alycidon" wrote in message
...
On Wednesday, 15 July 2015 18:15:09 UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

As cyclists all have little dicks, this is the only way they can find
to
touch a female.

Wrong again.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/...86_634x497.jpg


Staged. He had to pay her to get near him then she took a shower.
I understand that there is something that can be rubbed under the nose to
keep out a stench?


So what did he have to do to get her to knock out two of his kids?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...band-Mark.html


What makes you think the brats are his?


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Old July 15th 15, 07:40 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Alycidon
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Default Police hunt another pedalling perve

On Wednesday, 15 July 2015 19:36:23 UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
"Alycidon" wrote in message
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On Wednesday, 15 July 2015 19:22:36 UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
"Alycidon" wrote in message
...
On Wednesday, 15 July 2015 18:15:09 UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

As cyclists all have little dicks, this is the only way they can find
to
touch a female.

Wrong again.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/...86_634x497.jpg

Staged. He had to pay her to get near him then she took a shower.
I understand that there is something that can be rubbed under the nose to
keep out a stench?


So what did he have to do to get her to knock out two of his kids?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...band-Mark.html


What makes you think the brats are his?


If you can't see the family resemblance between the father and daughter, you need your eyes testing.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/...9834515972.jpg

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Old July 15th 15, 08:10 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mr Pounder Esquire
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Default Police hunt another pedalling perve


"Alycidon" wrote in message
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On Wednesday, 15 July 2015 19:36:23 UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
"Alycidon" wrote in message
...
On Wednesday, 15 July 2015 19:22:36 UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
"Alycidon" wrote in message
...
On Wednesday, 15 July 2015 18:15:09 UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:

As cyclists all have little dicks, this is the only way they can
find
to
touch a female.

Wrong again.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/...86_634x497.jpg

Staged. He had to pay her to get near him then she took a shower.
I understand that there is something that can be rubbed under the nose
to
keep out a stench?

So what did he have to do to get her to knock out two of his kids?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...band-Mark.html


What makes you think the brats are his?


If you can't see the family resemblance between the father and daughter,
you need your eyes testing.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/...9834515972.jpg


I can see 3 strange looking things.







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Old July 15th 15, 08:22 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Alycidon
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Default Police hunt another pedalling perve

On Wednesday, 15 July 2015 20:10:24 UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

What makes you think the brats are his?


If you can't see the family resemblance between the father and daughter,
you need your eyes testing.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/...9834515972.jpg


I can see 3 strange looking things.


I can see a world champion and MBE, his glamour model wife and their first child.

 




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