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Lizzy Borden Hatchet Wins the Lottery
http://www.cyclingnews.com/blogs/eli...the-off-season
This is gonna be funny. The Lizard can't even finish an NRC race and here she is all excited and dopey about racing in Europe as Rochelle Gilmore's maid. Meanwhile her entire Vanderkitten teammates have since departed and the team basically imploded under Carrot Top's leadership, just as I had predicted: http://groups.google.cl/group/rec.bi...07fe19fb?fwc=1 Thanks, Magilla http://groups.google.com/group/rec.b...c535b3bbc4f25c "I bet you that team fires her after this year. And if they don't then those women who ride for that team are losers. There is no ****in way the company of Vanderkitten has enough discretionary cash to sponsor a women's cycling team unless those girls are making motel maid wages. Remember, it was Liz Hatch who said the Vanderkitten team will focus on winning the USA Crits series. And then she goes ahead and does that by skipping every USA Crits event and hanging out in Italy as if she really has a chance to become a top European rider at 30 years of age when she can't even finish NRC races. " |
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Lizzy Borden Hatchet Wins the Lottery
On Nov 23, 2:18*pm, MagillaGorilla wrote:
http://www.cyclingnews.com/blogs/eli...-than-ever-in-... This is gonna be funny dumbass, i agree the comedy potential is unlimited. i just hope it's not over before it even begins - like liz hatch's hyped 'cross season. |
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Lizzy Borden Hatchet Wins the Lottery
The film is online "until midnight" (not sure which timezone) at
http://vimeo.com/7753359 password: cyclefilm. Order at http://www.cyclefilm.com/shop |
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Lizzy Borden Hatchet Wins the Lottery
Amit Ghosh wrote:
On Nov 23, 2:18*pm, MagillaGorilla wrote: http://www.cyclingnews.com/blogs/eli...-than-ever-in-... This is gonna be funny dumbass, i agree the comedy potential is unlimited. i just hope it's not over before it even begins - like liz hatch's hyped 'cross season. ....how about her claim to help her team wiin the USA Crits Series.....and then bailing on EVERY SINGLE USA CRITS race. The girl is glib as a ****ing Matt Lauer ringtone. Magilla |
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Lizzy Borden Hatchet Wins the Lottery
Susan Walker wrote:
The film is online "until midnight" (not sure which timezone) at http://vimeo.com/7753359 password: cyclefilm. Order at http://www.cyclefilm.com/shop Nice work, grunt. You are hereby promoted to platoon leader. I am watching it now....my observations: 1.) She says "I want to do well in Philly." But she DNF's. Same result as the year before. 2.) She says she hopes to help the future generation of women's cycling...but doesn't really say how or why. Am I suppose to guess? 3.) The film just starts off with her riding....there's no set-up or intro. The whole show is basically produced as a TD YouTube training ride clip of the Lizard on some training rides as filmed from the passenger seat of a goddamn car. There's nothing to it but the Lizard just talking about herself and riding at 19 mph. And every time she laughs, her vampire fangs jut out like two venomous daggers and make me want to jerk off to a filthy bootleg photo Alyssa Milano. What's ****ed up about this thing is she talks endlessly about racing, but there's not a single racing clip in it. WTF? I'm not sure what this says about her....it's definitely not a memorable film. It doesn't inspire me in any way, make me question some life philosophy, or even make me want to ride with her, let alone get to know her. I give it a D+. Thanks, Magilla |
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Lizzy Borden Hatchet Wins the Lottery
MagillaGorilla wrote:
The whole show is basically produced as a TD YouTube training ride clip of the Lizard on some training rides as filmed from the passenger seat of a goddamn car. There's nothing to it but the Lizard just talking about herself and riding at 19 mph. And every time she laughs, her vampire fangs jut out like two venomous daggers and make me want to jerk off to a filthy bootleg photo Alyssa Milano. Dumbass, Did they show her being felt up from the passenger seat of the car ? |
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Lizzy Borden Hatchet Wins the Lottery
FILM SYNOPSIS:
Like its abundance of fine wines from across the land, California is known for its equally sweet and dry riding that it has to offer. As a late starter to the sport, Liz Hatch became the inaugural member of the California based Vanderkitten professional female racing team in 2008. Come and follow Liz on her local training loops around Marin County, just north of San Francisco, as this inspiring and sometimes eye opening documentary unfolds. Discover how she finally made it into the world of pro cycling, what it means to her and ultimately where she wants to go. Join Liz on a ride up Mt.Tamalpais, the birthplace of mountain biking, roll along the wild Pacific coastline and circle the picturesque paradise loop as the mellow miles pass with nothing but a care in the world and the warmth of a sunny day on your back. In the end you will come to realize, it's not about winning, it's about living your dream! Thank you to all our sponsors and supporters: ACTION WIPES "Susan Walker" wrote in message ... The film is online "until midnight" (not sure which timezone) at http://vimeo.com/7753359 password: cyclefilm. Order at http://www.cyclefilm.com/shop |
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Lizzy Borden Hatchet Wins the Lottery
On Nov 23, 11:18*am, MagillaGorilla wrote:
http://www.cyclingnews.com/blogs/eli...-than-ever-in-... This is gonna be funny. The Lizard can't even finish an NRC race and here she is all excited and dopey about racing in Europe as Rochelle Gilmore's maid. snip Dumbass - Rochelle Gilmore is hot. thanks, Kurgan. presented by Gringioni. |
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Lizzy Borden Hatchet Wins the Lottery
Kurgan. presented by Gringioni. wrote:
Dumbass - Rochelle Gilmore is hot. Png or jpg. |
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Lizzy Borden Hatchet Wins the Lottery
"Kurgan. presented by Gringioni." wrote:
On Nov 23, 11:18*am, MagillaGorilla wrote: http://www.cyclingnews.com/blogs/eli...-than-ever-in-... This is gonna be funny. The Lizard can't even finish an NRC race and here she is all excited and dopey about racing in Europe as Rochelle Gilmore's maid. snip Dumbass - Rochelle Gilmore is hot. thanks, Kurgan. presented by Gringioni. She's alright. Not my type though. I like my chicks to have deer legs, not rhino legs. Thanks, Magilla |
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