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Are we cyclists the only true Christians and any other Jesus in onlya Conspiracy?
Jesus and bikes... what an obvious mix.
If Jesus wanted to come to suffer again, he'd come as a cyclist. So the only true Christians are the cyclists! Any other Jesus is the product of a conspiracy... "Nobody is saying Christ was a fraud, or denying that He walked the earth and inspired millions to better lives. All we are saying is that Constantine took advantage of Christ's substantial influence and importance. And in doing so, he shaped the face of Christianity as we know it today."1 http://www.y-jesus.com/monalisa.php (That's it, no more preaching for today. Now go and hit the road to spread the good news) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In a land where SUVs rule, it may seem counterintuitive or even stupid to ride a bike... But a man gotta do, what a man gotta do. (Hey, ladies can be tough too!) http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution |
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Are we cyclists the only true Christians and any other Jesusin only a Conspiracy?
ComandanteBanana wrote:
Jesus and bikes... what an obvious mix. If Jesus wanted to come to suffer again, he'd come as a cyclist. So the only true Christians are the cyclists! Any other Jesus is the product of a conspiracy... "Nobody is saying Christ was a fraud, or denying that He walked the earth and inspired millions to better lives. All we are saying is that Constantine took advantage of Christ's substantial influence and importance. And in doing so, he shaped the face of Christianity as we know it today."1 http://www.y-jesus.com/monalisa.php (That's it, no more preaching for today. Now go and hit the road to spread the good news) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In a land where SUVs rule, it may seem counterintuitive or even stupid to ride a bike... But a man gotta do, what a man gotta do. (Hey, ladies can be tough too!) http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution So what is your point? I might hit the road after Mass this AM but it was not my week to preach so maybe I can go over next week homily on the ride -- Deacon Mark Cleary Epiphany Roman Catholic Church |
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Are we cyclists the only true Christians and any other Jesus in only a Conspiracy?
"Mark Cleary" wrote in message ... ComandanteBanana wrote: Jesus and bikes... what an obvious mix. If Jesus wanted to come to suffer again, he'd come as a cyclist. So the only true Christians are the cyclists! Any other Jesus is the product of a conspiracy... "Nobody is saying Christ was a fraud, or denying that He walked the earth and inspired millions to better lives. All we are saying is that Constantine took advantage of Christ's substantial influence and importance. And in doing so, he shaped the face of Christianity as we know it today."1 http://www.y-jesus.com/monalisa.php (That's it, no more preaching for today. Now go and hit the road to spread the good news) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In a land where SUVs rule, it may seem counterintuitive or even stupid to ride a bike... But a man gotta do, what a man gotta do. (Hey, ladies can be tough too!) http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution So what is your point? No point at all. CB wouldn't know the Emperor Constantine from the Emperor Augustus. And what he knows about Jesus you could put in a thimble with room to spare. However, I think maybe he does know a little bit about cycling and bicycles. I might hit the road after Mass this AM but it was not my week to preach so maybe I can go over next week homily on the ride I wasn't aware that anyone ever went to church anymore. But with a name like Cleary, you are quite right to keep the faith! Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota |
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Are we cyclists the only true Christians and any other Jesus in only a Conspiracy?
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Mark Cleary wrote: ComandanteBanana wrote: snip the usual drivel So what is your point? ComandanteBanana is a troll and his point is to get people to pay attention to him. |
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Are we cyclists the only true Christians and any other Jesusin only a Conspiracy?
Tim McNamara wrote:
In article , Mark Cleary wrote: ComandanteBanana wrote: snip the usual drivel So what is your point? ComandanteBanana is a troll and his point is to get people to pay attention to him. I disagree. ComandanteBanana's goal is to scare people away from cycling. -- Tom Sherman - 42.435731,-83.985007 Celebrity culture is an opposite of community, informing us that these few nonsense-heads matter but that the rest of us do not. - Jay Griffiths |
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Are we cyclists the only true Christians and any other Jesus inonly a Conspiracy?
On Aug 23, 12:04*pm, Tom Sherman °_°
wrote: Tim McNamara wrote: In article , *Mark Cleary wrote: ComandanteBanana wrote: snip the usual drivel So what is your point? ComandanteBanana is a troll and his point is to get people to pay attention to him. I disagree. ComandanteBanana's goal is to scare people away from cycling. -- Tom Sherman - 42.435731,-83.985007 Celebrity culture is an opposite of community, informing us that these few nonsense-heads matter but that the rest of us do not. - Jay Griffiths There you go... After Tim it was Tom turn. Wild shots like monkeys punching keyboards. |
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Are we cyclists the only true Christians and any other Jesus inonly a Conspiracy?
If it weren't so far-fetched that Jesus ever came to America, I'd
agree that the only true Christians are the Mormons. At least they preach on bike. |
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Are we cyclists the only true Christians and any other Jesus in only a Conspiracy?
"Tom Sherman °_°" wrote in message ... Tim McNamara wrote: In article , Mark Cleary wrote: ComandanteBanana wrote: snip the usual drivel So what is your point? ComandanteBanana is a troll and his point is to get people to pay attention to him. I disagree. ComandanteBanana's goal is to scare people away from cycling. CB is like a child whose brain has been scrambled because some motorists honk at him, give him the finger, or otherwise disturb the tranquility of his days. Every insult he has received from motorists is common to all cyclists. Why he should making a fuss about it is the one and only mystery. Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota |
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Why do people really hate cyclists?
On Aug 23, 9:06*pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"Tom Sherman °_°" wrote in ... Tim McNamara wrote: In article , *Mark Cleary wrote: ComandanteBanana wrote: snip the usual drivel So what is your point? ComandanteBanana is a troll and his point is to get people to pay attention to him. I disagree. ComandanteBanana's goal is to scare people away from cycling. CB is like a child whose brain has been scrambled because some motorists honk at him, give him the finger, or otherwise disturb the tranquility of his days. Every insult he has received from motorists is common to all cyclists. Why he should making a fuss about it is the one and only mystery. No, my friend, that's NOT the only mystery. The greates mystery is the CRIMINAL MIND... Ah, the mysteries of the criminal mind. Why is OK to hurt and kill people? Is it SELFISHNESS that isolates them from the subject, is it SADISM that gives them a kick, is it SUPERIORITY that makes them treat other perceived inferior as object of their power games? We may never know what makes this or that driver kick, but we can sure be ready for the Charles Manson's of the road... Of all places this comment is centered in London, but I'm sure there are worst scenarios out there (mine to begin with). Hey, there's a MORAL CHOICE drivers can make while sitting in that throne. Why do people really hate cyclists? "But why do some people seem to hate anyone on a bike? yes, some do go through red lights. But I have also seen plenty of cars go through red lights. A cyclist is more likely to hurt himself than anyone else – but it doesn’t make it right and I don’t do it. All road users have a duty of care towards each other – and especially those in front of you. No one owns the road. Sure cycling two abreast is legal but I wouldn’t in London, that is just courtesy. But neither should drivers knock so many single cyclists over or block cycle lanes where we have them. I gave up counting how many times I’ve seen cars cut in, to turn left in front of me and others to save milliseconds from a trip. .... It must be that the root cause of this is the frustration that most drivers feel stuck in traffic. I have felt it too, I drive but not as much as I used to. Seeing someone getting where they want to, with less effort, stress, cost and at a predictable rate is frustrating especially if your late or need the loo. The anger can rise when someone glides past, through heavy traffic off into the sucset (or sunrise). I have been in both positions, like so many people who ride to work. Instead of getting angry, why not get a bike? Most cyclists don’t feel smug – they just made the choice to leave the car at home and avoid overcrowded public transport. And remember, those are people, not cyclists. They have families, mothers, fathers, daughters, sons, brothers and sisters – so try not to kill us." http://ragtag.wordpress.com/2008/01/...hate-cyclists/ |
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Are we cyclists the only true Christians and any other Jesus in only a Conspiracy?
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Tom Sherman °_° wrote: Tim McNamara wrote: In article , Mark Cleary wrote: ComandanteBanana wrote: snip the usual drivel So what is your point? ComandanteBanana is a troll and his point is to get people to pay attention to him. I disagree. ComandanteBanana's goal is to scare people away from cycling. Then he's an idiot, picking Usenet with its shrinking participation numbers and diminishing support by ISPs. If he wants to scare people away from cycling, he's picked the least effective forum I can think of. |
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