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The real reason Tyler was on DHEA?
"LOS ANGELES (AFP) – Olympic 400 metres champ LaShawn Merritt of the
United States has been suspended after testing positive for an anabolic steroid contained in an over-the-counter penis enlargement product. Merritt, who is also the world champion at 400 metres, said in a statement via his lawyer that he was "deeply sorry" at failing three doping controls for the banned substance DHEA. The 23-year-old American, who faces a two-year ban, said: "To know that I've tested positive as a result of a product that I used for personal reasons is extremely difficult to wrap my hands around." http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100422...amerrittdoping |
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On Apr 23, 10:08*am, bar wrote:
"LOS ANGELES (AFP) – Olympic 400 metres champ LaShawn Merritt *of the United States has been suspended after testing positive for an anabolic steroid contained in an over-the-counter penis enlargement product. Merritt, who is also the world champion at 400 metres, said in a statement via his lawyer that he was "deeply sorry" at failing three doping controls for the banned substance DHEA. The 23-year-old American, who faces a two-year ban, said: "To know that I've tested positive as a result of a product that I used for personal reasons is extremely difficult to wrap my hands around." http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100422...csusamerrittdo... Okay, how comical is that last sentence, given the purpose of the product he used? |
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Scott wrote:
On Apr 23, 10:08 am, bar wrote: "LOS ANGELES (AFP) – Olympic 400 metres champ LaShawn Merritt of the United States has been suspended after testing positive for an anabolic steroid contained in an over-the-counter penis enlargement product. Merritt, who is also the world champion at 400 metres, said in a statement via his lawyer that he was "deeply sorry" at failing three doping controls for the banned substance DHEA. The 23-year-old American, who faces a two-year ban, said: "To know that I've tested positive as a result of a product that I used for personal reasons is extremely difficult to wrap my hands around." http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100422...csusamerrittdo... Okay, how comical is that last sentence, given the purpose of the product he used? very! (very very!) you read my mind (or I guess I was reading yours) h |
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The real reason Tyler was on DHEA?
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, bar wrote: "LOS ANGELES (AFP) – Olympic 400 metres champ LaShawn Merritt of the United States has been suspended after testing positive for an anabolic steroid contained in an over-the-counter penis enlargement product. Merritt, who is also the world champion at 400 metres, said in a statement via his lawyer that he was "deeply sorry" at failing three doping controls for the banned substance DHEA. The 23-year-old American, who faces a two-year ban, said: "To know that I've tested positive as a result of a product that I used for personal reasons is extremely difficult to wrap my hands around." Garbled that metaphor. LaShawn, when busted for dope tell them you purposely bought anabolic steroids in Mexico. http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100422...amerrittdoping -- Old Fritz |
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On Apr 23, 1:20*pm, heather wrote:
Scott wrote: On Apr 23, 10:08 am, bar wrote: "LOS ANGELES (AFP) Olympic 400 metres champ LaShawn Merritt *of the United States has been suspended after testing positive for an anabolic steroid contained in an over-the-counter penis enlargement product. Merritt, who is also the world champion at 400 metres, said in a statement via his lawyer that he was "deeply sorry" at failing three doping controls for the banned substance DHEA. The 23-year-old American, who faces a two-year ban, said: "To know that I've tested positive as a result of a product that I used for personal reasons is extremely difficult to wrap my hands around." http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100422...csusamerrittdo.... Okay, how comical is that last sentence, given the purpose of the product he used? very! (very very!) you read my mind (or I guess I was reading yours) h yes, i literally fell outta my chair when reading that. |
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The real reason Tyler was on DHEA?
Frederick the Great wrote:
LaShawn, when busted for dope tell them you purposely bought anabolic steroids in Mexico. As funny as the quote is, I'll bet there is more to the story than a quack pharmaceutical. Fred Flintstein |
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"Scott" wrote in message
... On Apr 23, 10:08 am, bar wrote: "LOS ANGELES (AFP) – Olympic 400 metres champ LaShawn Merritt of the United States has been suspended after testing positive for an anabolic steroid contained in an over-the-counter penis enlargement product. Merritt, who is also the world champion at 400 metres, said in a statement via his lawyer that he was "deeply sorry" at failing three doping controls for the banned substance DHEA. The 23-year-old American, who faces a two-year ban, said: "To know that I've tested positive as a result of a product that I used for personal reasons is extremely difficult to wrap my hands around." http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100422...csusamerrittdo... =================== Okay, how comical is that last sentence, given the purpose of the product he used? =================== Sounded like an emphatic product endorsement to me. Perhaps "Bob" may be getting a bit long in the tooth but short on the action, and he's hoping to replace him as the head spokesman? --Mike Jacoubowsky Chain Reaction Bicycles www.ChainReaction.com Redwood City & Los Altos, CA USA |
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Fred Flintstein wrote: Frederick the Great wrote: LaShawn, when busted for dope tell them you purposely bought anabolic steroids in Mexico. As funny as the quote is, I'll bet there is more to the story than a quack pharmaceutical. If his story is substantially accurate, he looks a bit foolish. If it is not, then, I dunno ... realm of the truly oblivious. When caught out the public is looking for blood. You may lose a pint, because they can strap you down and take it; but don't offer it. Keep schtum. -- Old Fritz |
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The real reason Tyler was on DHEA?
On Apr 23, 10:01*am, Scott wrote:
On Apr 23, 10:08*am, bar wrote: "LOS ANGELES (AFP) – Olympic 400 metres champ LaShawn Merritt *of the United States has been suspended after testing positive for an anabolic steroid contained in an over-the-counter penis enlargement product. Merritt, who is also the world champion at 400 metres, said in a statement via his lawyer that he was "deeply sorry" at failing three doping controls for the banned substance DHEA. The 23-year-old American, who faces a two-year ban, said: "To know that I've tested positive as a result of a product that I used for personal reasons is extremely difficult to wrap my hands around." http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100422...csusamerrittdo... Okay, how comical is that last sentence, given the purpose of the product he used? If the product really worked he would have said "difficult to wrap my arms around." Phil H |
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Phil H wrote:
On Apr 23, 10:01 am, Scott wrote: On Apr 23, 10:08 am, bar wrote: "LOS ANGELES (AFP) – Olympic 400 metres champ LaShawn Merritt of the United States has been suspended after testing positive for an anabolic steroid contained in an over-the-counter penis enlargement product. Merritt, who is also the world champion at 400 metres, said in a statement via his lawyer that he was "deeply sorry" at failing three doping controls for the banned substance DHEA. The 23-year-old American, who faces a two-year ban, said: "To know that I've tested positive as a result of a product that I used for personal reasons is extremely difficult to wrap my hands around." http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100422...csusamerrittdo... Okay, how comical is that last sentence, given the purpose of the product he used? If the product really worked he would have said "difficult to wrap my arms around." OK, you made me laugh out loud with that one. -S- |
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