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  #51  
Old June 12th 17, 09:23 AM posted to alt.home.repair,uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
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On Sat, 10 Jun 2017 11:44:33 +0100
"James Wilkinson Sword" wrote:
On Sat, 10 Jun 2017 11:18:46 +0100, Peter Keller wrote:

On 09.06.2017 22:57, d wrote:
On Fri, 9 Jun 2017 21:46:56 +1200
Peter Keller wrote:
On 09.06.2017 04:33, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

Well with those silly shorts and helmet...

At least I ride a bike, a very convenient delightful economical viable
means of transport, and we all know that YOU think bicyclists are the

Viable so long as your journey isn't too long and doesn't have many steep
hills, you don't need to transport anything larger than a rucksack, you

don't
need to wear a suit at your destination, it isn't ****ing down with rain

and/or
boiling hot and the roads arn't full of traffic that can run you over.

Other than that yes, a bicycle is a fantastic mode of transport.

True.
That leaves a majority of times when a bike IS a fantastic means of
transport.


I find running more enjoyable, and it's almost as fast.


Running is better exercise than cycling (for the same distance) but it does
your knees in eventually though.

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  #52  
Old June 12th 17, 10:43 AM posted to alt.home.repair,uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
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On 12.06.2017 07:50, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

Grow up.


Why? And become like you?
Erm ... no thanks.

After all I ride a bicycle, a very convenient delightful economical
viable means of transport, and we all know that YOU think bicyclists are
the ****witted pits of humanity.
I really feel complimented by that, because YOU said it.
  #53  
Old June 12th 17, 04:15 PM posted to alt.home.repair,uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
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On Mon, 12 Jun 2017 10:43:17 +0100, Peter Keller wrote:

On 12.06.2017 07:50, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

Grow up.


Why? And become like you?
Erm ... no thanks.

After all I ride a bicycle, a very convenient delightful economical
viable means of transport, and we all know that YOU think bicyclists are
the ****witted pits of humanity.
I really feel complimented by that, because YOU said it.


No, because you're showing yourself up as an 8 year old.

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tell what the artists are trying to say with their smears and swirls -- they're trying to say they can't paint worth a damn.
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Old June 12th 17, 04:15 PM posted to alt.home.repair,uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
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On Mon, 12 Jun 2017 09:23:40 +0100, wrote:

On Sat, 10 Jun 2017 11:44:33 +0100
"James Wilkinson Sword" wrote:
On Sat, 10 Jun 2017 11:18:46 +0100, Peter Keller wrote:

On 09.06.2017 22:57, d wrote:
On Fri, 9 Jun 2017 21:46:56 +1200
Peter Keller wrote:
On 09.06.2017 04:33, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

Well with those silly shorts and helmet...

At least I ride a bike, a very convenient delightful economical viable
means of transport, and we all know that YOU think bicyclists are the

Viable so long as your journey isn't too long and doesn't have many steep
hills, you don't need to transport anything larger than a rucksack, you

don't
need to wear a suit at your destination, it isn't ****ing down with rain

and/or
boiling hot and the roads arn't full of traffic that can run you over.

Other than that yes, a bicycle is a fantastic mode of transport.

True.
That leaves a majority of times when a bike IS a fantastic means of
transport.


I find running more enjoyable, and it's almost as fast.


Running is better exercise than cycling (for the same distance) but it does
your knees in eventually though.


The only times I've ever had an aching knee is after cycling, not running. Running on a hard surface gives me shinsplints, but country trails are fine.

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Old June 12th 17, 04:16 PM posted to alt.home.repair,uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
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On Mon, 12 Jun 2017 09:22:50 +0100, wrote:

On Sat, 10 Jun 2017 22:18:46 +1200
Peter Keller wrote:
On 09.06.2017 22:57, d wrote:
On Fri, 9 Jun 2017 21:46:56 +1200
Peter Keller wrote:
On 09.06.2017 04:33, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

Well with those silly shorts and helmet...

At least I ride a bike, a very convenient delightful economical viable
means of transport, and we all know that YOU think bicyclists are the

Viable so long as your journey isn't too long and doesn't have many steep
hills, you don't need to transport anything larger than a rucksack, you don't
need to wear a suit at your destination, it isn't ****ing down with rain

and/or
boiling hot and the roads arn't full of traffic that can run you over.

Other than that yes, a bicycle is a fantastic mode of transport.

True.
That leaves a majority of times when a bike IS a fantastic means of
transport.


In which case you're either unemployed or retired. For those of us who have
to commute a significant distance to work a bike is a joke.

Incidentaly, can someone tell me why cyclists who do commute think that
washing afterwards is optional? No one would dream of running 5 miles to work
and sit down at their desk still covered in sweat and stinking like a navvy,
yet some cyclists seem to think thats perfectly acceptable.


M'colleague used to change his clothes and apply half a can of deoderant, but there was nowhere to take a shower at the office.

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Old June 13th 17, 10:50 AM posted to alt.home.repair,uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
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On 13.06.2017 03:15, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

No, because you're showing yourself up as an 8 year old.


Thanks greatly for that excellent complimwet coming from YOU. Especially
as it comes from YOU.
I LOVE being an 8-year old.

Now please ejaculate to me from YOU the further esteemed accolade of
being the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel.

It really is a very great compliment to be called 8 rears old by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a ****ing bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.
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Old June 13th 17, 04:17 PM posted to alt.home.repair,uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
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On Tue, 13 Jun 2017 10:50:57 +0100, Peter Keller wrote:

On 13.06.2017 03:15, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

No, because you're showing yourself up as an 8 year old.


Thanks greatly for that excellent complimwet coming from YOU. Especially
as it comes from YOU.
I LOVE being an 8-year old.

Now please ejaculate to me from YOU the further esteemed accolade of
being the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel.

It really is a very great compliment to be called 8 rears old by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a ****ing bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.


I'm the only one who bothers replying to you, and now you have none.

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Old June 14th 17, 01:48 AM posted to alt.home.repair,uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
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On 06/13/2017 12:57 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

Most of those in Wales (all of them?) do too, but with a very odd accent.


http://www.go4awalk.com/fell-facts/w...nunciation.php

"Just remember that in Welsh ALL the letters are pronounced (even if
sometimes its looks impossible)."

That could lead to an odd accent. I had a friend of Welsh heritage in
grammar school and he would sometimes recite in Welsh to everyone's
amusement. It rather sounded like a ****ed off tomcat.

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Old June 14th 17, 01:55 AM posted to alt.home.repair,uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
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On 06/13/2017 12:59 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

The only difference is they stop at railroad crossings but there
aren't that
many.


Surely cars do too?! Or you'd get mown down by the train.


No, they stop at railroad crossings. Period. It doesn't matter if there
is a train within 50 miles. I drove a school bus for several months and
with those you also had to open the door, presumably so you didn't
overlook an EMD power unit.


Other than that I've never been inconvenienced by being behind a
bus. They aren't the lumbering landmarks that the AEC Routemasters or
the Boris Buses are.


Actually I get stuck behind old people in Hyundais just as often.


There is that. I am particularly annoyed by those who can't get off the
line when a light goes to green. I don't mean that they slept through
the change. They start on the signal and accelerate like a snail on
thorazine.

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Old June 14th 17, 11:28 AM posted to alt.home.repair,uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
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Well, yesh yep. I have not posted here for a while... sorry.

 




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