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  #121  
Old May 20th 15, 07:22 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving
Tarcap
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"Peter Keller" wrote in message ...

On Tue, 19 May 2015 17:16:29 +0100, Tarcap wrote:

****wit


Thanks greatly for that grrreat compliment, especially spewed out by you!
Now please vomit towards me the further accolade of jetere steatopygous
pilgarlick hircine whigmaleerious rhadamanthine lintlicker.
From you that would be ecstatic!

Why do people insist on calling themselves ****wits?

It's actually a good indication they might have taken the first step to
recovery, by recognising there is a problem.
A bit like when an alcoholic first acknowledges he has a drink problem,
then, and only then, can he start the road to recovery.

Well done, Mr. K. Now you have taken the first step, myself and others will
support you all the way in your quest to give up this strange addiction.

Cycling can be cured. Just a little perseverance on your part and a lot of
patience on ours is all that's needed.

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  #122  
Old May 20th 15, 09:47 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving
The Medway Handyman[_4_]
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On 20/05/2015 19:22, Tarcap wrote:


"Peter Keller" wrote in message ...

On Tue, 19 May 2015 17:16:29 +0100, Tarcap wrote:

****wit


Thanks greatly for that grrreat compliment, especially spewed out by you!
Now please vomit towards me the further accolade of jetere steatopygous
pilgarlick hircine whigmaleerious rhadamanthine lintlicker.
From you that would be ecstatic!

Why do people insist on calling themselves ****wits?

It's actually a good indication they might have taken the first step to
recovery, by recognising there is a problem.
A bit like when an alcoholic first acknowledges he has a drink problem,
then, and only then, can he start the road to recovery.

Well done, Mr. K. Now you have taken the first step, myself and others
will support you all the way in your quest to give up this strange
addiction.

Cycling can be cured. Just a little perseverance on your part and a lot
of patience on ours is all that's needed.


"My name is Peter Keller and I'm a cyclist."

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  #123  
Old May 21st 15, 10:28 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On Wed, 20 May 2015 15:03:25 +0100, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

On Wed, 20 May 2015 10:19:28 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On Tue, 19 May 2015 17:01:29 +0100, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

On Tue, 19 May 2015 10:08:46 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On Mon, 18 May 2015 15:57:47 +0100, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

On Mon, 18 May 2015 10:01:04 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:

On Sun, 17 May 2015 23:54:20 +0100, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

On Sun, 17 May 2015 10:46:23 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:

On Sat, 16 May 2015 22:45:06 +0100, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

On Fri, 15 May 2015 12:21:08 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:

On Fri, 15 May 2015 00:08:17 +0100, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

Nobody would say a saddle is more comfortable than a chair, or
we'd have them in our houses.

Bull****.
I only need to find one person who says a saddle is more
comfortable then a chair to prove you are a liar.

You need to find one person who sits on one instead of an
armchair in their living room. Even then, you may find the odd
freak on a BDSM site. You need to find a handful at least.

Overpopulated. Verging on prison cell. A cyclists, who
enjoys fresh air and countryside, should appreciate this.

So bicycling is great?

Not in cities.

You are entitled to your opinion.

A city is an eyesore. There is no fresh air and no scenery. The
inside of your car looks better.

What car?

Any car beats a city.

Not relevant in my case.

You're the one talking about cities and bicycles.


Cities and bicycles are not mutually incompatible.
So your statements are irrelevant.


The car prevents you being exposed to the ugly city.


My city is beautiful.
I have never seen your car.
  #124  
Old May 21st 15, 10:29 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On Wed, 20 May 2015 15:03:50 +0100, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

On Wed, 20 May 2015 10:22:20 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On Tue, 19 May 2015 20:17:32 +0100, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

On Tue, 19 May 2015 17:16:29 +0100, Tarcap
wrote:



"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
news
On Tue, 19 May 2015 10:10:06 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:

On Mon, 18 May 2015 22:23:06 +0100, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

On Fri, 15 May 2015 12:18:44 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:

On Fri, 15 May 2015 00:08:58 +0100, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

On Thu, 14 May 2015 11:24:01 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2015 15:44:45 +0100, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2015 10:42:47 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:

On Tue, 12 May 2015 19:55:14 +0100, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

On Mon, 11 May 2015 09:50:31 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:

On Sun, 10 May 2015 16:51:14 +0100, Tough Guy no. 1265
wrote:

On Sun, 10 May 2015 10:00:12 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:

On Sun, 10 May 2015 00:33:32 +0100, Tough Guy no. 1265
wrote:

On Sat, 09 May 2015 09:27:35 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:

On Fri, 08 May 2015 18:04:33 +0100, Tough Guy no. 1265
wrote:

I find it pointless as a means of transport if you have
access to a car.

Well I don't, for many purposes.

Like?

Carrying small things

Can be done quicker and more comfortably in a car.

Visiting

Can be done quicker and more comfortably in a car.

Going where there are no parks.

I take it you mean car parks. That's not often that
happens,
unless you live in one of those silly congested cities.

Breathing fresh air off the countryside.

I already said cycling is for leisure. If you just want
fresh air while you travel, open the car window.

Air in hair.

Get a convertible, anyway that doesn't work with one of
those alien growth cycle helmets.

Lots of things.
That is all I am going to say.
I am not going to have control freaks dictate how I get
around.
And I am not dictating how you should get around.

you cannot conceive that other people might be different
from you,
with different preferences, can you?
Heil Hitler!

I just stated that a car is more comfortable, faster, more
convenient to carry things, all sorts. These are facts not
opinions.

Those are your opinions.
My opinions are different.
"comfortable" "more convenient" are subjective feelings. not
objective facts.
I will not have my subjective feelings controlled by you,
Hitler.
The only adjective I might agree with, sometimes, is
"faster".
I do not have the arrogance (or guts, take your pick) to
control your opinions.

Sitting on a saddle is not more comfortable than a soft chair,
for anyone.

That is your belief. Not necessarily a fact in all
circumstances.
How do you know that my bum is the same as yours? Have you seen
it?

What do you sit on to watch TV?

What does that have to do with transport choices?

It shows the most comfy form of seating.

PS Most TV is shi*t.

Irrelevant to how comfy your chair is.

So I would go to a chair with no TV. Like a bicycle seat.

You would sit in your living room and read a book on a bicycle seat?

I wouldn't discount the idea - he is a psycholist, after all.
Anything's possible.

I wonder if he wears a helmet and hivis jacket?


Keep wondering


Ah, private information is it? I bet you wear leather.


http://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-a...re-of-the-skin
  #125  
Old May 21st 15, 10:31 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On Wed, 20 May 2015 19:22:21 +0100, Tarcap wrote:

Cycling can be cured.


No cure is necessary.
It is a very economical delightful convenient viable form of transport
for many things
  #126  
Old May 21st 15, 10:31 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On Wed, 20 May 2015 19:22:21 +0100, Tarcap wrote:

Why do people insist on calling themselves ****wits?


You calleed me a ****wit
  #127  
Old May 21st 15, 10:32 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On Wed, 20 May 2015 19:22:21 +0100, Tarcap wrote:

Why do people insist on calling themselves ****wits?


You called me a ****wit.

And I take it as a great compliment.
  #128  
Old May 21st 15, 10:33 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On Wed, 20 May 2015 19:22:21 +0100, Tarcap wrote:

a lot of patience on ours is all that's needed.


I hope your patience is infinite.
Or better still forget about those who use bicycles as an economical
delightful convenient viable form of transport.
  #129  
Old May 21st 15, 10:34 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On Wed, 20 May 2015 21:47:32 +0100, The Medway Handyman wrote:

"My name is Peter Keller and I'm a cyclist."


Yes. No problem.
  #130  
Old May 21st 15, 12:00 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving
Tough Guy no. 1265
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On Thu, 21 May 2015 10:28:17 +0100, Peter Keller wrote:

On Wed, 20 May 2015 15:03:25 +0100, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

On Wed, 20 May 2015 10:19:28 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On Tue, 19 May 2015 17:01:29 +0100, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

On Tue, 19 May 2015 10:08:46 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On Mon, 18 May 2015 15:57:47 +0100, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

On Mon, 18 May 2015 10:01:04 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:

On Sun, 17 May 2015 23:54:20 +0100, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

On Sun, 17 May 2015 10:46:23 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:

On Sat, 16 May 2015 22:45:06 +0100, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

On Fri, 15 May 2015 12:21:08 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:

On Fri, 15 May 2015 00:08:17 +0100, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

Nobody would say a saddle is more comfortable than a chair, or
we'd have them in our houses.

Bull****.
I only need to find one person who says a saddle is more
comfortable then a chair to prove you are a liar.

You need to find one person who sits on one instead of an
armchair in their living room. Even then, you may find the odd
freak on a BDSM site. You need to find a handful at least.

Overpopulated. Verging on prison cell. A cyclists, who
enjoys fresh air and countryside, should appreciate this.

So bicycling is great?

Not in cities.

You are entitled to your opinion.

A city is an eyesore. There is no fresh air and no scenery. The
inside of your car looks better.

What car?

Any car beats a city.

Not relevant in my case.

You're the one talking about cities and bicycles.

Cities and bicycles are not mutually incompatible.
So your statements are irrelevant.


The car prevents you being exposed to the ugly city.


My city is beautiful.
I have never seen your car.


No city is beautiful. They're concrete. Beautiful is trees etc.

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Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man -- living in the sky -- who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do.. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time! ..But He loves you. -- George Carlin
 




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