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Old August 13th 09, 07:04 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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When your jersey no longer fits you because it's too tight and your
leg warmers no longer fit you because they're too loose.

-ilan
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Old August 13th 09, 01:41 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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On Aug 13, 2:04*am, ilan wrote:
When your jersey no longer fits you because it's too tight and your
leg warmers no longer fit you because they're too loose.


You need a pic to back that up.

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Old August 14th 09, 12:37 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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On Aug 13, 8:41*am, " wrote:
On Aug 13, 2:04*am, ilan wrote:

When your jersey no longer fits you because it's too tight and your
leg warmers no longer fit you because they're too loose.


You need a pic to back that up.


Officially, how massive do you have to be to qualify as a fattie, and
how fast as a master?

a dumbass
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Old August 14th 09, 02:35 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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On Aug 14, 11:37*am, Andre wrote:
On Aug 13, 8:41*am, " wrote:

On Aug 13, 2:04*am, ilan wrote:


When your jersey no longer fits you because it's too tight and your
leg warmers no longer fit you because they're too loose.


You need a pic to back that up.


Officially, how massive do you have to be to qualify as a fattie, and
how fast as a master?

a dumbass

BMI's don't account for the very muscled induhvidual; fat content over
30%?
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Old August 14th 09, 07:12 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
ilan[_2_]
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On Aug 13, 6:35*pm, Henry wrote:
On Aug 14, 11:37*am, Andre wrote: On Aug 13, 8:41*am, " wrote:

On Aug 13, 2:04*am, ilan wrote:


When your jersey no longer fits you because it's too tight and your
leg warmers no longer fit you because they're too loose.


You need a pic to back that up.


Officially, how massive do you have to be to qualify as a fattie, and
how fast as a master?


a dumbass


BMI's don't account for the very muscled induhvidual; fat content over
30%?


I get a good little jelly roll at about 15%, annoyingly it is exactly
above the skinsuit seam yielding a mini muffin-top which makes
velodrome starts at the rail in front of spectators quite
embarrassing.

-ilan
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Old August 14th 09, 12:35 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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Default Definition of fattie master

On Thu, 13 Aug 2009 23:12:11 -0700 (PDT), ilan
wrote:

On Aug 13, 6:35*pm, Henry wrote:
On Aug 14, 11:37*am, Andre wrote: On Aug 13, 8:41*am, " wrote:

On Aug 13, 2:04*am, ilan wrote:


When your jersey no longer fits you because it's too tight and your
leg warmers no longer fit you because they're too loose.


You need a pic to back that up.


Officially, how massive do you have to be to qualify as a fattie, and
how fast as a master?


a dumbass


BMI's don't account for the very muscled induhvidual; fat content over
30%?


I get a good little jelly roll at about 15%, annoyingly it is exactly
above the skinsuit seam yielding a mini muffin-top which makes
velodrome starts at the rail in front of spectators quite
embarrassing.

-ilan


OK, there's BMI, then there's TMI.

But...I hear they're doing amazing things with sheep embryo tissue
injections (or so Debbie Harry says).

 




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