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  #1  
Old July 28th 09, 10:30 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
MagillaGorilla[_2_]
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Lance's 16th place in the TT at this year's Tour means he basically
sucks and is no longer capable of winning the Tour. Cadel Evans and
some French guy (Moron) finished ahead of him, so I can't really pretend
this means anything other than Lance is jumping the ****ing shark with
these Tour de France appearances. I don't see ****a-dick getting worse
unless he gets popped for autologous blood doping, which he likely won't
because they can't detect that yet.

So unless Lance goes back to autologous blood doping like he did for his
previous Tour wins, I don't see him ever winning again. And without
****a-dick or the Skull brothers, there is nobody on the Redneck Shack
team that will contest a major race. It will basically be a team for
Levi to dominate the Tour of California

Magilla

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http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/96t...age-20/results

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Old July 28th 09, 11:08 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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MagillaGorilla wrote:
Lance's 16th place in the TT at this year's Tour means he basically
sucks and is no longer capable of winning the Tour. Cadel Evans and
some French guy (Moron) finished ahead of him, so I can't really pretend
this means anything other than Lance is jumping the ****ing shark with
these Tour de France appearances. I don't see ****a-dick getting worse
unless he gets popped for autologous blood doping, which he likely won't
because they can't detect that yet.


Exactly how much do you know about that? ? ? ? (As a blood/blood
transfer specialist, that is.)

So unless Lance goes back to autologous blood doping like he did for his
previous Tour wins, I don't see him ever winning again. And without
****a-dick or the Skull brothers, there is nobody on the Redneck Shack
team that will contest a major race. It will basically be a team for
Levi to dominate the Tour of California

Magilla

references:

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/96t...age-20/results



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Old July 28th 09, 11:28 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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Default Lance sucks now

On Jul 28, 4:30*pm, MagillaGorilla wrote:
Lance's 16th place in the TT at this year's Tour means he basically
sucks and is no longer capable of winning the Tour. *Cadel Evans and
some French guy (Moron) finished ahead of him, so I can't really pretend
this means anything other than Lance is jumping the ****ing shark with
these Tour de France appearances. * I don't see ****a-dick getting worse
unless he gets popped for autologous blood doping, which he likely won't
because they can't detect that yet.

So unless Lance goes back to autologous blood doping like he did for his
previous Tour wins, I don't see him ever winning again. * And without
****a-dick or the Skull brothers, there is nobody on the Redneck Shack
team that will contest a major race. *It will basically be a team for
Levi to dominate the Tour of California

Magilla

references:

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/96t.../stages/stage-...


A new complexion for 2010, possibly: Chicken's back. Lance is back.
Vino is back. Evans might be back. Levi will probably be back, as will
those nice Schleck boys and their new friend/playmate, Contador.
Wiggins can see a step on the podium, at least, as can Pellizotti.
Menchov has already won the Giro now, maybe he'll be rested for TdF
'10.

You know the names better than I do, you can probably supply a few
more podium or maybe GC hopefuls. IOW, Lance will have a lot of
competition, but you make it sound like you're bitching. ????

The TdF (aka Frenchies) probably won't repeat Le Spectacle de Ventoux,
at least not as seen this year, since the sight of front runners
playing cozy while riding for relatives and team underlings probably
was not a big sell, and what would have happened if enough lavender
fields had gone up in flame to actually stop the race? Sacré bleu, but
that was a close call, mon ami!

So maybe they'll go back to a "racing" format and we will see the
classic confrontation that didn't quite pan out as intended this year.
IOW: Who cares about Lance Armstrong (unless he does well, of
course!) --D-y
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Old July 29th 09, 12:25 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Andre
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Default Lance sucks now

On Jul 28, 6:28*pm, --D-y wrote:
On Jul 28, 4:30*pm, MagillaGorilla wrote:





Lance's 16th place in the TT at this year's Tour means he basically
sucks and is no longer capable of winning the Tour. *Cadel Evans and
some French guy (Moron) finished ahead of him, so I can't really pretend
this means anything other than Lance is jumping the ****ing shark with
these Tour de France appearances. * I don't see ****a-dick getting worse
unless he gets popped for autologous blood doping, which he likely won't
because they can't detect that yet.


So unless Lance goes back to autologous blood doping like he did for his
previous Tour wins, I don't see him ever winning again. * And without
****a-dick or the Skull brothers, there is nobody on the Redneck Shack
team that will contest a major race. *It will basically be a team for
Levi to dominate the Tour of California


Magilla


references:


http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/96t.../stages/stage-...


A new complexion for 2010, possibly: Chicken's back. Lance is back.
Vino is back. Evans might be back. Levi will probably be back, as will
those nice Schleck boys and their new friend/playmate, Contador.
Wiggins can see a step on the podium, at least, as can Pellizotti.
Menchov has already won the Giro now, maybe he'll be rested for TdF
'10.

You know the names better than I do, you can probably supply a few
more podium or maybe GC hopefuls. IOW, Lance will have a lot of
competition, but you make it sound like you're bitching. ????

The TdF (aka Frenchies) probably won't repeat Le Spectacle de Ventoux,
at least not as seen this year, since the sight of front runners
playing cozy while riding for relatives and team underlings probably
was not a big sell, and what would have happened if enough lavender
fields had gone up in flame to actually stop the race? Sacré bleu, but
that was a close call, mon ami!

So maybe they'll go back to a "racing" format and we will see the
classic confrontation that didn't quite pan out as intended this year.
IOW: Who cares about Lance Armstrong (unless he does well, of
course!) *--D-y- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


You forgot Basso.
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Old July 29th 09, 02:16 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
MagillaGorilla[_2_]
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--D-y wrote:

On Jul 28, 4:30*pm, MagillaGorilla wrote:
Lance's 16th place in the TT at this year's Tour means he basically
sucks and is no longer capable of winning the Tour. *Cadel Evans and
some French guy (Moron) finished ahead of him, so I can't really pretend
this means anything other than Lance is jumping the ****ing shark with
these Tour de France appearances. * I don't see ****a-dick getting worse
unless he gets popped for autologous blood doping, which he likely won't
because they can't detect that yet.

So unless Lance goes back to autologous blood doping like he did for his
previous Tour wins, I don't see him ever winning again. * And without
****a-dick or the Skull brothers, there is nobody on the Redneck Shack
team that will contest a major race. *It will basically be a team for
Levi to dominate the Tour of California

Magilla

references:

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/96t.../stages/stage-...


A new complexion for 2010, possibly: Chicken's back. Lance is back.
Vino is back. Evans might be back. Levi will probably be back, as will
those nice Schleck boys and their new friend/playmate, Contador.
Wiggins can see a step on the podium, at least, as can Pellizotti.
Menchov has already won the Giro now, maybe he'll be rested for TdF
'10.


Stop talking like a dickhead.

Magilla

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Old July 29th 09, 05:03 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Amit Ghosh
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Default Lance sucks now

On Jul 28, 5:30*pm, MagillaGorilla wrote:

So unless Lance goes back to autologous blood doping like he did for his
previous Tour wins, I don't see him ever winning again. * And without
****a-dick or the Skull brothers, there is nobody on the Redneck Shack
team that will contest a major race. *It will basically be a team for
Levi to dominate the Tour of California


dumbass,

after armstrong retired it would be leipheimer's chance to shine - but
bruyneel went and got the next best stage racer (basso).

contador's first tour win was just dumb luck: who ever got fired for a
whereabouts issue? and he also somehow dodged the puerto bullet even
though his entire team and MANAGER were implicated and the guardia
civil has a bag of blood labelled "A.C."
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Old July 29th 09, 05:07 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Amit Ghosh
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Default Lance sucks now

On Jul 28, 6:28*pm, --D-y wrote:

A new complexion for 2010, possibly: Chicken's back. Lance is back.
Vino is back. Evans might be back. Levi will probably be back, as will
those nice Schleck boys and their new friend/playmate, Contador.


dumbass,

vino and rasmussen will never race the tour. they don't have the
teflon don aura that contador, basso and the schlecks have (somehow
the **** never sticks to them).
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Old July 29th 09, 12:28 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Andre
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On Jul 29, 12:03*am, Amit Ghosh wrote:
On Jul 28, 5:30*pm, MagillaGorilla wrote:

So unless Lance goes back to autologous blood doping like he did for his
previous Tour wins, I don't see him ever winning again. * And without
****a-dick or the Skull brothers, there is nobody on the Redneck Shack
team that will contest a major race. *It will basically be a team for
Levi to dominate the Tour of California


dumbass,

after armstrong retired it would be leipheimer's chance to shine - but
bruyneel went and got the next best stage racer (basso).

contador's first tour win was just dumb luck: who ever got fired for a
whereabouts issue? and he also somehow dodged the puerto bullet even
though his entire team and MANAGER were implicated and the guardia
civil has a bag of blood labelled "A.C."


A.C. Armstrong's Cera?
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Old July 29th 09, 07:12 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
MagillaGorilla[_2_]
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Amit Ghosh wrote:

On Jul 28, 5:30*pm, MagillaGorilla wrote:

So unless Lance goes back to autologous blood doping like he did for his
previous Tour wins, I don't see him ever winning again. * And without
****a-dick or the Skull brothers, there is nobody on the Redneck Shack
team that will contest a major race. *It will basically be a team for
Levi to dominate the Tour of California


dumbass,

after armstrong retired it would be leipheimer's chance to shine - but
bruyneel went and got the next best stage racer (basso).

contador's first tour win was just dumb luck: who ever got fired for a
whereabouts issue? and he also somehow dodged the puerto bullet even
though his entire team and MANAGER were implicated and the guardia
civil has a bag of blood labelled "A.C."


Anybody who doesn't think Contador is a doper must also think Mayo, Valverde,
and DiLuca are clean.

Magilla

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Old July 29th 09, 09:10 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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Default Lance sucks now

In article ,
MagillaGorilla wrote:

Amit Ghosh wrote:

On Jul 28, 5:30Â*pm, MagillaGorilla wrote:

So unless Lance goes back to autologous blood doping like he did for his
previous Tour wins, I don't see him ever winning again. Â* And without
****a-dick or the Skull brothers, there is nobody on the Redneck Shack
team that will contest a major race. Â*It will basically be a team for
Levi to dominate the Tour of California


dumbass,

after armstrong retired it would be leipheimer's chance to shine - but
bruyneel went and got the next best stage racer (basso).

contador's first tour win was just dumb luck: who ever got fired for a
whereabouts issue? and he also somehow dodged the puerto bullet even
though his entire team and MANAGER were implicated and the guardia
civil has a bag of blood labelled "A.C."


Anybody who doesn't think Contador is a doper must also think Mayo, Valverde,
and DiLuca are clean.


Yes, I think all four are clean.

--
Michael Press
 




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