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Old June 4th 12, 03:03 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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Did somebody really turn up at the BP AGM and grass him up?


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Old June 4th 12, 03:09 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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"Mr Pounder" wrote in message ...

Did somebody really turn up at the BP AGM and grass him up?

Surely you mean " dob him in to his gaffers"?

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Old June 4th 12, 04:19 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On 04/06/12 15:03, Mr Pounder wrote:
Did somebody really turn up at the BP AGM and grass him up?


I guess Simon would know for sure, but Judith, Mr Benn and The Medway Handyman
are accused. Iirc, Judith said she did actually go, the others I know nowt.


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Old June 4th 12, 04:31 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Mon, 4 Jun 2012 15:03:42 +0100, "Mr Pounder"
wrote:

Did somebody really turn up at the BP AGM and grass him up?




So he claims. He effectively "dared" people to do it and said that they did
not have the bottle.


Shortly after the AGM he suddenly stopped posting here whilst he was at work.
He then posted from home only. This was ironic as he had always said how sad
people were posting from home !! Wasting their own time !!


He then bought a dongle and used Hutchinson 3G to access the web via his own
laptop whilst he is at work.

This is odd as it is claimed that he had been told to actually stop posting
during BP's time; he has pushed his luck yet again.

He has emailed a couple of people about what has happened - and he seems to
have told Crispin the full story.

It was a pity that Crispin and his other "friends" did not give him sensible
advice much earlier.

Porky Chapman actually recommended that he went to the police - which he did.
He then looked a real knob when they told him to bugger off - as he has told
the Porker.






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Old June 4th 12, 04:34 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Mon, 4 Jun 2012 15:09:11 +0100, "Partac" wrote:



"Mr Pounder" wrote in message ...

Did somebody really turn up at the BP AGM and grass him up?

Surely you mean " dob him in to his gaffers"?



I believe that that is the vernacular in 'Ull.

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Old June 4th 12, 04:56 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On 04/06/2012 16:31, Judith wrote:
On Mon, 4 Jun 2012 15:03:42 +0100, "Mr
wrote:

Did somebody really turn up at the BP AGM and grass him up?




So he claims. He effectively "dared" people to do it and said that they did
not have the bottle.


Shortly after the AGM he suddenly stopped posting here whilst he was at work.
He then posted from home only. This was ironic as he had always said how sad
people were posting from home !! Wasting their own time !!


He then bought a dongle and used Hutchinson 3G to access the web via his own
laptop whilst he is at work.

This is odd as it is claimed that he had been told to actually stop posting
during BP's time; he has pushed his luck yet again.


I reckon he got a severe bollocking after the AGM, then started to push
his luck again - resulting in a final warning - which caused him to shat
himself.

So much for the tosser formerly known as Captain Trollbuster. No bottle
whatsoever.

He won't have the guts to ever post here again.




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Old June 4th 12, 05:29 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On 4 jun, 17:56, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:
On 04/06/2012 16:31, Judith wrote:









On Mon, 4 Jun 2012 15:03:42 +0100, "Mr
wrote:


Did somebody really turn up at the BP AGM and grass him up?


So he claims. *He effectively "dared" people to do it and said that they did
not have the bottle.


Shortly after the AGM he suddenly stopped posting here whilst he was at work.
He then posted from home only. *This was ironic as he had always said how sad
people were posting from home !! * Wasting their own time !!


He then bought a dongle and used Hutchinson 3G to access the web via his own
laptop whilst he is at work.


This is odd as it is claimed that he had been told to actually stop posting
during BP's time; he has pushed his luck yet again.


I reckon he got a severe bollocking after the AGM, then started to push
his luck again - resulting in a final warning - which caused him to shat
himself.

So much for the tosser formerly known as Captain Trollbuster. *No bottle
whatsoever.

He won't have the guts to ever post here again.

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Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a
legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster
University


You are in a uniquely advantaged position when it comes to the
identification of ****ting yourself.
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Old June 4th 12, 06:04 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On 04/06/2012 17:29, Justin wrote:
On 4 jun, 17:56, Dave - Cyclists
wrote:
On 04/06/2012 16:31, Judith wrote:









On Mon, 4 Jun 2012 15:03:42 +0100, "Mr
wrote:


Did somebody really turn up at the BP AGM and grass him up?


So he claims. He effectively "dared" people to do it and said that they did
not have the bottle.


Shortly after the AGM he suddenly stopped posting here whilst he was at work.
He then posted from home only. This was ironic as he had always said how sad
people were posting from home !! Wasting their own time !!


He then bought a dongle and used Hutchinson 3G to access the web via his own
laptop whilst he is at work.


This is odd as it is claimed that he had been told to actually stop posting
during BP's time; he has pushed his luck yet again.


I reckon he got a severe bollocking after the AGM, then started to push
his luck again - resulting in a final warning - which caused him to shat
himself.

So much for the tosser formerly known as Captain Trollbuster. No bottle
whatsoever.

He won't have the guts to ever post here again.



You are in a uniquely advantaged position when it comes to the
identification of ****ting yourself.


Oh dear, descending into personal abuse again.

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legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster
University
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Old June 4th 12, 06:12 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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"Mr Pounder" wrote in message
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Did somebody really turn up at the BP AGM and grass him up?


Yes, we did but only after a lot of provocation from Mr. Mason. What goes
around comes around.


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Old June 4th 12, 08:34 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Jun 4, 6:12*pm, "Mr. Benn" wrote:
"Mr Pounder" wrote in message

...

Did somebody really turn up at the BP AGM and grass him up?


Yes, we did but only after a lot of provocation from Mr. Mason. *What goes
around comes around.


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