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Could it happen here?
http://nyc.indymedia.org/en/2005/11/60560.html
Clown Bicycle Brigade to ticket cars & trucks and boot them out of the 6th Ave & Broadway bike lanes By Babs the Clown BIKE LANE LIBERATION DAY Saturday, Nov. 19, 2 p.m. 1p.m. TIME'S UP! Space, 49 East Houston, for clown makeup and dress up OR 2 p.m. Washington Square Park near the arch Happy Clowns in Car-free Bike Lane (by Fred Askew) The Clown Bicycle Brigade Rides Again!! Tired of cars and trucks clowning around and blocking the bike lane? Put on a red nose and cone hat and help ban the petroleum sucking imposters from the bike lanes. Lane chalking, songs and clown curses are all part of the fun. Check out last month's ride. http://www.times-up.org/clown.php Bring songs sheets so you can sing out while we tickets cars and move them out of the bike lanes LANE (FAME) I'm gonna bike forever I'm gonna bike to the sky High We can bike ride together Free the lanes with our minds Ride! BEASTIE BOYS SONG You get on your bike in the snow and rain a car knocks you off and rides away you keep on riding to get to work A cop gets in the way like some kind a jerk (chorus) You gotta fight for your right to bike ride! The cop caught you riding - and he said, "No way!" But the punk runs red lights everyday They steal your wheels and break your chains Put all their trash in our bike lanes! (chorus) You gotta fight for your right to bike ride! Cars eat oil as if it fell from the sky When we go to war, do you wonder why? When you bike, we can all breathe deep Cuz you're not in a car like little sheep! (chorus) You gotta fight for your right to bike ride BEATLES SONG- ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE (ALSO COULD BE ALL YOU NEED IS BIKES) Lanes, lanes, lanes, lanes, lanes, lanes, lanes, lanes, lanes. All you need is lanes, all you need is lanes, All you need is lanes, lanes, lanes are all you need. Lanes, lanes, lanes, lanes, lanes, lanes, lanes, lanes, lanes Lanes are all you need DON'T LET ME DOWN (Beatles) Don't block my lane Don't block my lane Don't block my lane Don't block my lane Nobody ever blocked me like the fuzz Why the fuzz? Just because. And if somebody blocked me On the street Let me be. Just because. Don't block my lane Don't block my lane Don't block my lane Don't block my lane LET IS SNOW = LET US RIDE Oh the weather outside is freezing, And the car smog starts me wheezing, But since we still choose to bike, Let us ride! Let us ride! Let us ride! When we critical mass unite, we always end up in the court and if you finally give us our rights I'll give you my love I'll be sworn. The earth is slowly dying, But, my dear, we're not good-bying, So as long you love to bike, Let us bike! Let us bike! Let us bike! THE CONSTITUTION: We, the bike lane protector Clowns, born from and ride on holy lane grounds promise to guard the bike paths we share although we admit they are few and rare. All obstacles we command, "dispurse!" or if we cannot move, ticket with a gentle curse. As cars eat precious fleeting gas Biking energy will always last Bike lanes are not for a car, but a bike For this truth we shall always fight with all our might! By Babs the Clown |
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